Chapter 182 Villains have special death skills

Chapter 182

Autumn is crisp, ginkgo leaves fall, and yellow flowers pile up all over the ground.

The young man was dressed in silver armor, which further accentuated his jade-like appearance, with red lips and white teeth.

In order to suppress the war provocative by the Mongolian Jurchens in the north, the army was recruited in autumn. This trip set off for Canglan Town, Yingzhou. A total of [-] soldiers and horses were hand-picked, and [-] soldiers and horses were dispatched first.

Qi Suiyun glanced at the happy emperor, and felt quite a headache. The young man's playfulness came up, and the courtiers couldn't stop him no matter what.

"Anyone who stops me will be sentenced to castration, you bunch of sour and corrupt officials, don't think that I dare not touch you..." Once the emperor said this, no one dared to stop him.

If this is the case, then it's okay to say that he was born in the emperor's royal family and proclaimed himself a mighty general under the pseudonym Zhu Yi. Not only was he given an official position, but he was also given a salary.

"Hey, Suiyun, why don't you seem to be happy? I will personally lead the expedition, so that the Tartar Mongolian army can see my majesty as the emperor, okay?" After finishing speaking, she laughed to herself.

The boy suddenly kicked his horse and galloped forward. Flying Sand, whose mane was shiny and black, was indeed a good horse in the army. As soon as he galloped forward, he kicked up the flying dust, and his speed was as fast as lightning.

Qi Suiyun sighed earnestly, and rode his horse to catch up.

As the sun goes down, the evening mist is red.

The [-] soldiers and horses chose a place with fertile pasture near the river to set up camp.

"Your Majesty, do you really want to eat and sleep with the soldiers?" Qi Suiyun asked helplessly.

"Yeah, of course." Su Shunqing's gaze turned to the plump hare in front of him, and he ordered the soldiers on the side: "Put some salt, then some cumin and hot pepper, yes, it's the kind of spice from the Western Regions." . " Her eyes didn't blink for a moment, she stared brightly at the golden roasted hare that was sizzling with oil.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty—"

"Ah, I'm listening, I'm listening, don't shake me." Su Shunqing turned around, slapped the general who was angrily shaking her sleeve, and blurted out: "Then it's better to sleep in a tent with Yun."

As soon as these words came out, there was complete silence, and Qi Suiyun simply shut his mouth and did not speak.

After the hare was roasted, Su Shunqing graciously tore off a rabbit leg, and handed it to Qi Suiyun: "Come, come, taste it with the cloud, I see that the color and fragrance are all good, it must be a good taste, come, the monarch and his ministers will have fun together." .”

"It would be great if I had another glass of wine." Someone among Qi Suiyun's soldiers muttered something, and Su Shunqing heard it. She summoned Liu Ying and asked if she had brought any wine. The eunuch Liu Ying was distressed Reply, yes, but it's all spirits, so it's not advisable to drink too much.

As soon as the warm burning knife enters the mouth, it is extremely spicy.

Su Shunqing squinted her eyes, she was too hot to speak, the wine melted into her stomach and melted into warmth, the autumn wind blew away her dryness, the tip of her tongue was slightly bitter, and the aroma in her mouth overflowed with endless aftertaste.

"It's a bit spicy, I don't know how Suiyun feels."

Qi Suiyun drank a cup, but there was no reaction. He lowered his voice and said in a low voice, "Very good."

Su Shunqing was in a happy mood, facing the autumn wind, she smiled, and immediately pushed the remaining half jar of Kaifeng wine to him, "Then, the rest will be rewarded to Suiyun, come, finish this glass of wine."

Qi Suiyun: "..."

Your Majesty, are you a loach?

such a skater...

"Bring 'Jiaowei' for me, and I will play a song to boost the morale of the soldiers."

After a while, the great eunuch Liu Ying took back the seven-stringed guqin named "Jiaowei".

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying." Even if you lower your voice, you can't stop the crisp sound. The high pitch of the guqin is just a few random tones. A vast scene and the ambition of the emperor appear in the hearts of the soldiers.

"Vega at home and back home."

"Andre warrior guards all directions!"

……

The simple but sonorous tone, supplemented by crisp chorus, makes people feel the soft heart of the emperor longing for the warriors to stick to the country at close range.

"My emperor, long live, long live, long live..."

I don't know who started it first, followed by the shouts of [-] soldiers and horses resounding through the sky, with great momentum.

"All the generals are flat, and I don't say anything high-sounding. Our goal is to snatch back the little money that belongs to us and the beautiful girl with big breasts and thin waist, and return home with wives and children." The emaciated emperor raised the crude ceramic tea bowl with a large mouth, slurred his speech, but still shouted with heroic words.

"Get our money and women back..."

Qi Suiyun, who was still sober: "..."

This night is destined to be restless, a night of passion and ambition.

After a night without dreams, Qi Suiyun gradually regained consciousness under the dim light, his head was dizzy, and his skull seemed to be cracked, a mass of paste.

"Your Majesty, how about I play a song for you..."

"Pick cotton, pluck cotton

Half a catty of cotton is bombed into eighty-two-eight

Old cotton becomes new cotton

After playing the quilt, that girl is going to get married

oh oh oh oh oh oh

After playing the quilt, that girl is going to get married

That girl is getting married..."

"..." The fame of the first life was ruined.

The chaotic and complicated memories flooded in like a tide, Qi Suiyun didn't know what he thought of, he was startled, he saw that in his arms was a handsome young man in messy clothes, the sky outside the tent was bright, but he had already heard the news of patrolling soldiers The sound of footsteps was moving, probably the cook from Huotouying had already started cooking.

Qi Suiyun frowned, there was a little pain in his buttocks, but it wasn't much pain, just a slight pain in the flesh, his face turned dark, and he didn't dare to think about it, last night's wine was too hot, and he had too much fun, but he couldn't think about it What's up.

However, it is better to be put on the dragon bed by the emperor than to be on the emperor's bed by accident. Anyway, the seniority of the emperor and ministers is not disordered.

Qi Suiyun just finished putting on his coat and silver armor, and the person on the couch rubbed his sleepy eyes, grunted, and asked, "Suiyun got up so early, why don't you sleep for a while?"

"After all, you were too tired last night."

"Don't worry, I will be responsible for you." When she said this, the tent was lifted suddenly, it was Qi Suiyun's general.

"Your Majesty, all blessings, Your Majesty." Hey, what should I do if I heard something I shouldn't have heard?

The emperor and the general are responsible for you?

The general who made up a love-hate entanglement in his brain knelt down in fear, uncertain, the soul of gossip was burning, and he glanced carefully at General Qi, the king of hell in their army, and glanced at the couch with half of his eyes. The emperor, with disheveled clothes and black hair falling down, has enough gossip in his heart to fill the rivers and rivers, and he has published many small books.

Qi Suiyun put on a handsome face, well, his reputation will not be washed away from now on.

After this trip, the entire Ming Dynasty knew that he was having an affair with the emperor... Ha ha.

General Qi, who had given up the treatment, felt nothing in his heart, and even wanted to laugh, a sneer.

(End of this chapter)

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