System experience officer

Chapter 2367. Survival System 1

Han Zifeng's new soul arrived in a new world. She could clearly feel that she was newly born, but why did this world feel strange? Not long after she was born, she heard a familiar voice: "Ding, you have obtained the Survival System and have been rewarded with a Newbie Gift Pack 1."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Give me a spoiler."

The survival system replied: "Simply put, living one more day will reward you with ten Galleons and one point."

Zi Feng opened the newbie gift pack with a puzzled look. It turned out to be a wand, elderberry, and a black dragon's nerve. Zi Feng nodded. It looked like a grumpy one. She wondered what Snape in this world would be like.

She asked curiously, "System, give me some details about the plot of this world."

The survival system replied: "Host, please prepare yourself mentally. Confirm, well, I should say the world is a bit crazy, haha. Just watch and have fun."

Zi Feng asked with frantic curiosity, "A little crazy? How crazy can this world get? Did Snape turn into Ultraman?"

The survival system replied: "You are now the sole heir of the Prince family. Like Sirius Black, Prince has been expelled from the family."

Zi Feng interrupted, "No, no, it's just that the church is a bit gloomy, it's not that bad, really not that bad, is it?"

Survival System: "Ahem, never mind, let me put it simply. Snape is Black, Lily is a brownish Black, and the Potters are Asian, yellow-skinned. Voldemort, Irene Prince, and the purebloods are all white. This directly caused the plot to fall apart almost from Snape's birth. Without Snape's potions, Voldemort is even more insane. Now he's basically at the point of killing anyone he sees. The key point is, several mission takers came and all said they don't want to save this world."

Zi Feng nodded: "I don't want to save it either. The Cult of Heath, just thinking about it makes me feel like the sky is falling. Seriously, I don't even respect Voldemort if he doesn't rule the world. Speaking of which, the Cult of Heath is a double agent. If he went to the Death Eater meeting, wouldn't he be like a light bulb, a complete slap in the face? And yet, a war still broke out?"

The survival system replied, "No, he didn't join the Death Eaters at all this time. Purebloods feel he's not worthy. He's not even worthy of being the Head of Slytherin; he can only be the Potions Professor."

Zi Feng fell silent, took several deep breaths, and complained, "No, no, in such a world with such severe racial discrimination, where Snape is all black and Voldemort is white, what kind of imaginative person came up with this world?"

The survival system replied: "Ahem, you'll find out when the time comes. Given this situation, Voldemort, who is already insane, will not choose the non-white Potter family. As for the Longbottom family, Neville, in his condition, wouldn't be able to handle it without a savior. So the mission participants are basically all white, and the result is that they are all treated like gossips by Voldemort, and the mission fails completely."

Zi Feng said speechlessly, "Alright, I'll ask."

Zi Feng entered the original group and roared, "I want to know, whose house am I in right now? Black Snape, not you guys, how did you come up with such a bizarre event?"

Dark Origin: "Haha, have you ever heard of Dark Fairy Tales?"

Zifeng nodded: "Not Little Red Riding Hood the Demon Hunter, Snow White who was kidnapped, the necrophiliac prince who fell in love with Sleeping Beauty, or the foot fetishist prince who fell in love with Cinderella. Is it these?"

Dark Origin: "Not only that, those black mermaids, black and white snow princesses, all belong to my dark world, and the bizarre worlds created by quirky novelists are all under my control."

Zi Feng pinched her brow and said, "I just want to know, what kind of world do you want to make?"

Dark Origin replied, "As long as Voldemort doesn't go crazy any further, I can tolerate the rest."

Zi Feng confirmed again: "You said it, even if I become a Death Eater, it'll be fine, right?"

Dark Origin chimed in, "Big sister, even if you kill Voldemort and call Grindelwald the butler, I can tolerate it."

Zi Feng asked speechlessly, "Wait, is the cutoff score really that low?"

Dark Origin: "Mainly, what I'm seeing is just upsetting, okay?"

Zi Feng asked again, "So, what's the situation in the East in this world?"

The Dark Origin said, "In principle, no, but if you need it, I can arrange it for you."

Zi Feng stroked her chin and said, "The Prince family has house-elves, right? I'm asking for an elf who can cook all the major cuisines of the East. Is that too much to ask? The key point is, it doesn't have to be a royal chef, but at the very least, it can't be more sophisticated than the cooking skills of an ordinary restaurant. As an elf from a family of alchemists, that level of skill isn't unreasonable, is it?"

Dark Origin: "All you want is a cook?"

Zi Feng nodded: "Yeah, as for those lunatics, it's fine. Voldemort can talk to them if he wants, and if he doesn't, I can just use a curse. It's no problem. At worst, I'll just kill all the ones who disagree and leave the rest to Dumbledore. But the Stankovs in this world are definitely not going to survive. Damn it, if my Stankov fandom collapses, then none of them will be able to live."

Dark Origin swallowed hard. He could say that if it weren't for a certain film company taking a risky approach, he wouldn't have ended up with another bizarre world.

Zifeng suddenly asked, "By the way, after you've dealt with Voldemort, could you tell me the rest? I'm really curious about how Black Snape survived in Slytherin."

Dark Origin: "Oh, Lucius still approves of his potions; it's just business. He's a Potions Master, no problem; his potion-making skills are still maxed out. But the Slytherin Headmaster isn't up to par; the new Headmaster is Barty Crouch Jr.."

Zi Feng complained, "No way, that guy can just come out and wander around like that now?"

Dark Origin: "Oh, so you can understand it as, if you're not crazy, you're no longer worthy of being a Death Eater; if you're not white, you're no longer politically recognized. Otherwise, why would I call the mission takers to cleanse us?"

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Didn't any of them become Death Eaters?"

Dark Origin: "Yes, but there's no chance of it happening, is there?"

Zi Feng thought for a moment and asked, "Has anyone taught Voldemort how to refine his soul?"

Dark Origin: "Is this really a good idea?"

Zi Feng replied, "Playing around won't kill you. Besides, without China, would we have chicks and blowpipes?"

Benyuan replied, "Ahem, there are countries, but in China, it's like you're grinding through a dungeon, while other countries are more like the normal world."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Alright, then I'll trick Voldemort into going to Chicken's house for a good meal."

The other origins sensed something was off about their conversation. The Dark Origin also felt something was amiss and asked curiously, "Have a good meal?"

Zi Feng grumbled, "Why would I teach him the authentic Soul Refining Technique? The Japanese shikigami are enough for Voldemort, and that noseless guy is also quick to apply what he's learned to other situations. Rebuilding his soul shouldn't be too difficult. Let's see what this lunatic plans to do when he's not so crazy anymore. If we can persuade him, we'll give him a piece of our mind. If we can't, we'll just chop up all those lunatics and drag those two old men out to whip their corpses. Hmm, perfect."