System experience officer

Chapter 2186. National Destiny Stall System 13

Sun Wukong continued to roar: "Besides, look at it for yourselves, you have made monkeys lose face! If the two-legged beasts want to rub, you just let them rub a few times, what's wrong with that? Stealing food is fine, but stealing their cell phones is nonsense, who doesn't use a cell phone nowadays? If one of your families was destroyed, can you get along well with the one who destroyed your family? Stand up, the same behavior of you stealing their food and their cell phones is the same as destroying their family. Anyway, as far as the two-legged beasts are concerned, you don't actively attack them, and they don't even have the right to touch you. Even so, you still embarrass yourself to death, don't you think you are stupid?"

Several monkey kings nodded and replied, "Two-legged beasts also attacked us."

Sun Wukong: "Have you got your weapons?"

One of them raised his hand: "Yes, I was beaten."

Sun Wukong tilted his head and asked Zi Feng: "Can humans beat them?"

Han Zifeng pointed at the staff at Mount Emei and said, "Does the new Monkey King count? They're too naughty and will be frightened. It's also necessary to crack down on bandits."

The monkey retorted: "Not him, he's the shit scooper, I'm talking about the wild feeder."

Zi Feng complained: "You are not polite at all. Didn't you bully the family of the human who hit you?"

The monkey complained: "Unless the little two-legged beast has a mean hand, the two-legged beast I'm talking about will come up and hit me with a stick."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Does it matter if you tickle the people around him?"

The monkey was silent for a moment and then said, "We beat him up in a group, and he fell to the ground. Only then did that human come over. He had been looking around for a long time."

Zi Feng looked at the staff with disdain and said, "So, why are you bullying the old, weak, women and children? If you are a male who is not careful enough, I will beat them to death. Minor injuries are fine, but serious injuries are unacceptable. Also, there are no wild feeders here. You have no snacks to eat, and they have no wages. No wages means no food. If there is no food, you are also on their food list. In this desolate mountain and wilderness, you have no way to steal and hunt, right? So, even if you are a little good on the surface, it is really good. Everyone is good, that is the real good."

Fortunately, Zi Feng and the monkeys had no communication problems, so the monkeys knew exactly what the human child was saying and what the word "twice" meant. They then realized that this was within the tolerable range. So, the monkeys quickly reached a consensus: if the human child wanted to be touched, and the woman wanted to be touched, she would be allowed to be touched.

But humans can't be too aggressive in snatching food, otherwise the two-legged beasts living on the mountain will have no food, and they will be in danger. Sun Wukong whispered, "Do humans eat monkeys?"

Zi Feng replied, "Yeah, humans love eating your brains. They nourish the brain, and you can even pour hot oil on them and make soup. The soup is super delicious. I really didn't scare the monkeys. The reason why even these monkeys are second-class is because they are aggressive, and then they contribute to the food."

This time even Sun Wukong was speechless. He still asked curiously: "When did humans develop this habit?"

Zi Feng replied, "There are still people who eat humans, and they have been eating monkeys since the beginning of humankind. It's just that monkeys like you, haha, are not easy to catch."

Sun Wukong felt even more speechless. He asked, "Are you kidding me?"

Zi Feng replied: "Go look up the information yourself, this is the truth."

In fact, to be honest, all animals know about human cruelty, so the first reaction of a group of monkeys was: Oh, fortunately, the current law does not allow bipeds to eat them.

Zi Feng sensed their thoughts and added, "It's also because you are not very hygienic. There are only a few people who eat themselves to death just for a taste of wild game. Otherwise, you monkeys would be extinct even faster." All the monkeys shuddered and nodded. It turned out that humans were the most brutal, right?

The monkeys nodded obediently. Even though they were newborns, they had seen humans eat monkeys before. One of the monkey kings said, "We've seen humans eat monkeys, so they're used to attacking humans."

Zi Feng was horrified: "No, monkeys, are you serious? Do you know anyone who eats monkeys?"

The Monkey King pointed toward the mountain and said, "They are still in the mountain."

Zi Feng nodded and said, "Brother Monkey, take them and catch all those monkey eaters. Well, just keep them alive." After that, he waved to the staff at Mount Emei and said to them, "Call the police. The monkey said there are monkey eaters in the mountains, and they went to catch them."

The staff at Mount Emei were stunned and asked back: "The monkeys have been so aggressive recently, is it because someone is eating monkeys in the mountains?" with a look of horror on their faces.

Zi Feng nodded and said, "The Monkey King said that one was eaten two days ago."

The staff at Mount Emei nodded, thought for a moment and said, "No wonder these monkeys have been so aggressive lately. They won't listen when we talk to them."

Zi Feng reiterated the key point: "Police, we need police now."

The staff at Mount Emei took out their phones and called the police, asking them to come and capture the poachers. They even said directly: "The monkey kings have been captured."

The police were speechless and said, "Can our cousins ​​arrest people?"

The staff at Mount Emei replied helplessly: "Sure, let's get a new Monkey King."

The police were speechless, but they rushed out anyway. Sun Wukong, with his group of monkeys, quickly drove everyone over. The police surrounded them, and they were done. Sun Wukong, on his side, simply prepared a few signs for the monkeys to use. For example, "Bad Guys," Sun Wukong wrote, pointed at the group of tied-up people, and yelled at the monkeys, "Those who kill monkeys and animals, use this paddle to notify the shit shoveler."

The monkeys nodded. Some of them were forbidden from feeding, and then they were told, "Poke this sign when you're full." There were even signs prohibiting plucking, but allowing stickers, and even asking for what to eat. Zi Feng even thoughtfully asked the staff to draw the corresponding meanings on the signs for the monkeys.

They even found an advertising production company and gave a group of monkeys a lot of signs, and even brought in paintings. Needless to say, the paintings by professional companies are more reliable than these. The group of monkeys also said, "Yeah, it's both beautiful and fun."

A group of monkeys expressed their satisfaction and looked at their well-behaved cousins. After that, they vented their anger on the signs. As a result, the staff here happily followed the handrails and poked a circle of signs for the monkeys to play with. They also made some hair climbing frames and even some wooden dolls.

All of a sudden, the number of incidents of monkeys causing trouble dropped sharply. The monkeys were also capable of jumping back and forth between being reliable and unreliable. How should I put it? At least after this, my cousin understood the benefits of his monkey life.