Chapter 2046. Crossing System 35
Chapter 2046. Crossing System 35
According to the feedback from the time travel system, this is the Qin Dynasty, and the first ruler is Qin Shi Huang. This time, the mission is to ensure that Qin Shi Huang lives to be at least one hundred years old, in response to the demands of the people.
Han Zifeng's family was speechless. What was even more speechless was that this side could actually contact Nuwa Palace. Zifeng asked curiously on the Nuwa Palace channel: "Question: Do you have the Three Pure Ones above you?"
Nuwa was conscious for a long time before replying, "You mean the Supreme Original Heaven? Yes."
Zi Feng: "Oh, get me an elixir of immortality, not the kind that turns you into a zombie. I want the old man's elixir."
Nuwa: "Who will eat it?"
Zi Feng replied, "Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng."
Nuwa: "Well, you should look for Hou Tu, the Wu clan is under her jurisdiction."
Zi Feng: "Stop talking nonsense, I want the elixir from the Taishang family. You are responsible for researching it for me, otherwise I will chop off your tail and feed it to him!"
Nuwa: "Woo woo woo, don't be so fierce. Let me study it. Ask Bai Ze to send it down to you."
Zi Feng: "Then you might as well draw a dragon down."
Nuwa: "Wait a minute."
After deciding on the elixir, Zi Feng teleported to the side of Qin Shi Huang. Everyone was already there, and Ying Zheng even asked for the Babao Sword directly. Zi Feng said first, "Don't be nervous, stay calm. You need to stay calm."
Ying Zheng asked seriously, "Who are you?"
Zi Feng actually replied, "I'm not human! I'm Nuwa, the one who mended the sky, but I'm just visiting. My job is to destroy the world. Coming to your place is basically a vacation. Anyway, you can worry about anything else yourself."
Then he sent a message to Ying Zheng: "Well, let me tell you something in secret. Your Zhao Gao should have been killed long ago. And your son Hu Hai is a pig. Hai means pig, and he is almost the same as a pig. Your Qin Dynasty collapsed three years after your death. Your grandson is called Ziying, right? Kill Zhao Gao, but that child died gloriously after only a month and a half on the throne. Your Qin Dynasty changed its ruler. Most of your civil and military officials were killed by Hu Hai, or they escaped. Let me tell you, there was someone named Xu Fu who ran away to the Nanyi to exchange land. His descendants even invaded China, but in the end we won because of our numbers. We were bullied miserably."
Ying Zheng dismissed everyone and asked, "So why are you here?"
Zi Feng said cheerfully, "You are the greatest emperor of all time. I'm giving you this mission. Just figure things out. Don't bother looking for an elixir of immortality. I've ordered one for you from Taishang Laojun. Just figure out the world, and I'll figure you out. It's stress-free and easy."
"That's right." She happily took out a world map and said, "Look, this is where we are now, and the rest are places that need to be reclaimed. Then, she pointed to the island countries and South Korea to complain. This place is the Nanyi I just mentioned. It should be destroyed if possible. This country in this place insists that you and Confucius are their ancestors and that they invented everything. The most hateful thing is that dumplings, our dumplings, have been claimed by them. This is not unbearable, but the dumplings they make are not as good-looking as the ones my dog makes. Woo woo woo, why don't you just destroy them all and save yourself the trouble."
Ying Zheng nodded: "Okay, Bai Qi is here for this. By the way, where are the Meng family?"
Zi Feng said sincerely: "Your pig son opened the Nine Clans Elimination Game for others. Otherwise, why do you think your Great Qin collapsed directly?"
Ying Zheng breathed in and out, not angry. He consoled himself for a long time before asking, "Where's Fusu?"
Zi Feng replied: "Zhao Gao and Hu Hai falsely conveyed the imperial decree, ordering Fusu to be buried with you. All of Hu Hai's other brothers were also buried with you." She was sure of it, she saw the blue veins on Ying Zheng's face.
Ying Zheng asked again: "Li Si also rebelled?"
Zi Feng stroked his chin and said, "He probably doesn't care, right?" Ying Zheng immediately understood. Zi Feng thought about it and said, "Oh, right, your family's unreliable historian made you a tyrant, and it wasn't until thousands of years later that you were vindicated. We, your descendants, all say that if you could live thousands of years later, there would definitely be no office slaves, no 996, 007, and we would all be living a happy life."
"Also, there's a guy named Alexander who was going to attack here, but accidentally took the wrong path and ended up conquering half the world. You, our ancestor and a capable person, went and wiped out those natives. Yeah!"
Ying Zheng said speechlessly: "Those can also be considered as branches of my Han ethnic group."
Zi Feng complained: "They are not human. If we were not so many, they would have almost wiped us out. Eight countries are fighting against one of us, and they are such large countries, working together. So, Brother Zheng, let's put the global village on the agenda. You are anxious for the Mo family to come over, let's start with farming, and you can just play the Nine Clans Elimination Game with the unreliable ones in your family. Oh, yes, those unreliable local officials, all play the Nine Clans Elimination Game. If that doesn't work, just have children."
Ying Zheng: "What good suggestions do you have?"
Zi Feng thought about it and said, "Burning books and burying scholars is still necessary. At least those deceptive sects, like the alchemists like Xu Fu, forget it. They should be considered unskilled. So, let those so-called alchemists make fireworks and gunpowder. After all, the elixirs they make will kill you if you eat them. It's called elemental poisoning."
Ying Zheng felt like he only had a vague understanding. Zi Feng thought about it, threw the history book to Ying Zheng, and said, "Well, if you flip through the book yourself, you'll understand what I'm talking about. Especially the history of modern revenge, the key points to learn are all in there. Tell the Mo family to get to work. If you can't figure it out, the whole country will despise you."
Ying Zheng chuckled and asked, "What are 996 and 007?"
Zi Feng replied, "996 means working from chenshi to haishi, with one day off every six days and a half-hour break at noon. 6 means working all year round with no regular sleep schedule. You almost fall into the category of 007, hahahaha~~."
Ying Zheng was speechless: "Are you so tired?"
Zi Feng nodded and said, "So, everyone thinks that if you could live to our time, you would definitely be able to work four hours a day, and there would be no 996 or 007."
Ying Zheng nodded: "Okay, I will help the little guys find a way out."
Zi Feng nodded and asked, "By the way, can you practice? Anyway, you are the Son of Heaven now, not the Emperor of Man, so you should be able to do it, right?"
Ying Zheng looked at her speechlessly and said, "We are now called Qi Refiners."
Zi Feng asked curiously, "Who passed it down?"
Ying Zheng replied: "It was passed down from the Zhou Dynasty."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "Wait, I'll apply for you. If anyone doesn't obey, I'll chop him off."
Ying Zheng: "Wait, wait, what are you applying for? Besides, you can't defeat a god, right?"
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