Chapter 1852. Rebellious System 26
Chapter 1852. Rebellious System 26
The six-eared macaque dodged and said, "You are cheating, you are bullying the monkey." Everyone else laughed! Soon, the unlucky six-eared macaque was taught a lesson by Red Boy and Nezha, with the main sentence being: I am a good monkey.
Sun Wukong complained: "Now you are the weakest."
Six-eared Macaque: "I am no weaker than you."
Red Boy: "If you keep arguing, I will barbecue you two together." The two monkeys shut up obediently.
Han Zifeng smiled and said, "Yeah, my team is getting stronger and stronger. Hahaha." The people around him suddenly felt speechless. Really, really, their team was becoming less and less reliable.
They continued to walk westward, and this time Red Boy said that he was familiar with this road, and they had finally reached home. Zi Feng happily patted Red Boy's shoulder and said, "Xiao Hong, go back and ask your mother for a fan, and blow out the fire here. If that doesn't work, ask your parents and the fox to come over and have a fight, and then you can call it a day."
Red Boy was a very particular child, so he nodded and went to do his job. Soon, Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, and Jade-faced Fox all came to report obediently, for no other reason than that they really couldn't afford to offend these ancestors.
Princess Iron Fan didn't even have time to talk nonsense, and she and Bull Demon King were just fanning the flames. As for the Jade-faced Fox, she discussed with Daji how to continue the fox clan here. After all, this place was also a branch of Qingqiu.
Daji said that it would be no problem to let Bull Demon King take care of it. Things here were almost done, and Red Boy was still ready to follow the pilgrim team, but Ruyi Zhenxian planned to yo-yo.
Continuing forward, in about half a year, they had almost reached the Jisai Kingdom. Even the soldiers of the Jisai Kingdom felt that this scene was difficult. After meeting the king of the Jisai Kingdom and knowing that the gems had been stolen, Zi Feng nodded and told the army to continue forward. The new task for them was to chop down the enviable Thorn Ridge.
A group of people moved forward happily. Here, they knew that something was wrong with Bibotan Lake, so they took the rebel team to Bibotan Lake and asked for the things. When they arrived at Bibotan Lake, the Nine-headed Insect was still very stubborn, but looking at the people coming over, he really had the same idea as the Six-eared Macaque: "No, is it really okay for you to bully people like this?"
Zi Feng asked calmly, "As for your wife's illness, do you want elixir, peaches, or ginseng fruit? What's the point of you stealing Buddhist relics for no reason?"
The answer from the Nine-headed Insect was very heartbreaking: "What? That so-called Buddha bone relic is made from the heart of Princess Halloween and her blood essence. Is there any problem if I take it back?"
Zi Feng rolled his eyes, feeling that something was wrong. However, for this kind of problem, it still depends on how Yang Jian solves it. Yang Jian pondered for a while, and calmly gave a somewhat unreliable answer: "Don't they want Buddha's bone relics? Find a monk, kill him, and make a relic, isn't that the end of it?"
Zi Feng complained: "No, is it really okay for you, a God of Justice, to come up with such a suggestion?"
Yang Jian replied: "I think it's fine."
Facts have proved that Yang Jian is the think tank of this team. When he proposed a principle, a group of people instantly said, "Okay, no problem."
Then, the Buddhists would like to say, "It's impossible. Your idea is really wrong." However, they obviously have no ability to refute.
Yang Jian raised the next question: "Since the Jisai Kingdom wants the Buddha's relics, why not just find them the relics of a dead monk?"
Zi Feng asked: "Can it emit light?"
Nezha said disdainfully: "Any night-shining pearl can also glow, no problem."
Zi Feng said disdainfully: "Zhazi, stop making trouble. I want to show off as a national treasure."
Yang Jian suddenly added: "Okay, ask the dragon clan to produce a night-shining pearl, and draw an exorcism talisman or a peace amulet on it, which can also achieve the same effect."
When Zi Feng heard this, he immediately covered his face and said, "No, no, you guys are letting yourselves go like this, is it really okay? People want a magic weapon to exorcise demons? You just use the Night Pearl to fool them?"
Someone nearby said, "Well, in fact, if we let the officials go to negotiate, we don't even have to give them the Night Pearl. After all, they are all vassal states of the Tang Dynasty. Why should we fight?" A group of people turned their heads and could only say, okay, okay, what a good idea.
At this time, people in the Jisai Kingdom also began to discuss whether it was necessary to ask for the national treasure. First of all, they could discuss a strategic alliance with the Tang army. Secondly, the fairies, monsters, and ghosts in front of them were not easy to deal with. If the negotiations there failed, a hundred thousand troops would be enough for their small country to change the dynasty.
As a result, Zi Feng discovered that after much discussion, they finally settled the matter with a marriage alliance and a stack of jade pendants for peace and evil. Even this jade pendant was something Erlang Shen had asked his brothers to help make in bulk. After the group left Jisai Country, Zi Feng complained, "How did you make their national treasure so worthless?"
As for their team, now there are the Nine-headed Insect and Princess Wansheng, plus the old Dragon King Wansheng. Zi Feng asked doubtfully: "No, no, adding the Nine-headed Insect is fine, but a sickly person and an old immortal dragon, is it really okay?"
The Nine-Headed Insect said weakly: "I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it, no problem, no problem."
Zi Feng sighed: "Sure enough, compared to Xiaobailong, you are much more sincere." The Nine-headed Insect scratched his head foolishly, and directly turned into his original form, called his wife and father-in-law, and rode on him directly, insisting that they should not take one more step.
This operation left the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, and Jade-faced Fox speechless. Princess Iron Fan hit the Bull Demon King's head with a fan, turning him into a bull. Then, the family of three, Red Boy, Princess Iron Fan, and Jade-faced Fox, all rode on the Bull Demon King. Oh yeah.
Zi Feng was amused by their family. Isn't it true that the status of Bull Demon King is so low? However, after understanding, Brother Niu's status at home is indeed not high. The main reason is that he is considered a son-in-law in the Fox Den, and in the Banana Cave, his wife is really a bit unable to beat him, so this status is naturally embarrassing.
The group continued to move forward and came to Thorn Ridge. Looking at the 800-mile forest, Zi Feng directly pushed Red Boy and Nezha out to negotiate: "Go, tell them, either give way obediently, or burn this mountaintop. Oh yeah."
Seeing Red Boy opening his mouth to spit fire, Zi Feng quickly turned the boy's head up to the sky. Well, it was completely the effect of Charizard's celebratory flame.
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