System experience officer

Chapter 942. Fortune telling system 21

Han Zifeng couldn't help complaining: "She drank three times in the middle of the night, went to Internet cafes, and watched strip dancing in discos. Anyway, if she didn't get mixed doubles, it was definitely because she was lazy that day. When she was 15 years old, she came into contact with live broadcasts on mobile phones, and she started to innovate every day. She has committed suicide, parkour, high-altitude diving, and extreme climbing with bare hands. In short, she has been surviving in the wild since she was 16 years old. Fortunately, she knew that she had a fox fairy in her family, and she was beaten by her fox fairy often, so that She really doesn't dare to play in a live broadcast room that breaks down feudal superstitions."

"It's just that she survived in the wild. Well, she picked up all kinds of monsters, snakes, tigers, wild dogs, etc. Forget it. She also brought back a bunch of all kinds of lonely ghosts. She is now 19 years old. 20. The first thing you do when you live on campus is to play with pen fairies. Very good. The dormitory is almost dead. You say, you say, are you not in debt? Are you not seeking death? Now your fairy family is not I’m sure I can survive until you are years old without being mad at me.”

All the netizens nodded. This girl feels that it is not easy for her to live to twenty. It is not easy for her, but it is not easy for her fairy family!

Lucky me: "Um, can you solve the problem now?"

Zifeng calmly wrote on the paper again: "No more this time, talk to the three pen immortals."

Soon, a yellow piece of paper appeared on her desk, which said: Bixian will handle it by himself. They took Bixian's things, so Bixian didn't leave.

Zifeng said calmly: "Well, forget about the rest, but Bixian, what did you take from others? Bixian said: You took their things, so I want to kill you in exchange for money. Oh no, Return the things. Fox, torture yourself."

The next moment, netizens saw a fox with a lot of tails appearing in front of the girl. He put his hands on his hips angrily, pointed at the girl's nose and roared: "You bastard, you haven't told me to worry about it since you were a child. Now you can still lie to a fox, right?" , You are really looking for trouble, aren't you? If you took anything from others, please return it immediately."

Fortunately for me, I pinched my ears with both hands, knelt down and said, "Mother, I really didn't take anything from Bixian! I was whipped by you since I was a child, and I also know this taboo. I really didn't take anything, and I still Telling them not to touch things casually has nothing to do with me."

At this time, the three friends in her room looked at the classmate who knew this best, and a vixen appeared in front of them, roaring at them. Although they were scared, they didn't know what they were doing with these things.

Zifeng said faintly: "Fox, your children, or rather these four who are seeking death, took the wedding stickers of the three Bi Xian, which is just a piece of red paper. Bi Xian has already reported it to the City God. Here's the problem. , with your naughty children under your watch, the three of them will naturally choose to have three remaining children, but this evil will naturally be blamed on your children."

Fox Twelve instantly drooped his ears, looking like he was defeated, naughty kid, I can't afford to get hurt! Everyone around them also laughed, and Zifeng tried to write: "Cheng Huang, is it possible to sign those three pen immortals to that little land horse? Anyway, it's only one year before we ask them to go to Qingfeng Hall. "

Everyone saw that in front of the fox, whose ears were drooping, a man in official clothes suddenly appeared. He called out the three pen immortals again and began to adjust. Netizens could instantly see that the entire fox was excited, and the tail was wagging so fast that it could be... Fan, obviously, the fox is very satisfied.

Soon, I was lucky enough to receive this unfortunate news. The three pen immortals planned to follow her and educate this naughty child.

Zifeng looked at her previous writing in embarrassment and said silently, this child will be in trouble in the future. Zifeng began to add knowledge to netizens: "Okay, okay, let me add the following melons to you. Now, they are negotiating. The main purpose is that the city god will be the peacemaker and ask the three pen immortals to join the Qingfeng category. Anyway, that's it. It's been a year, and if you do some good deeds, you can still survive without being punished."

"I'll give you a suggestion. You can make friends with this child, follow him, etc. If something weird happens at home, it's still very objective to find someone to blame her." A group of netizens added.

After they finished chatting here, Zifeng said: "City God, Fox, please inform the monks of the underworld and human beings about the recent civilized war. Now in the Chinese part, all the people are ready to be soldiers. What's going on with the monks? It’s hard to say what’s going on, so let’s ask the Taoist priests to take precautions.”

The City God nodded: "Yes, do you have any other instructions?"

Zifeng thought about it and said: "In principle, there should be no other problems. Please be careful when calling the King of Hell below. Don't let others steal your home. The rest is really nothing. The main battle should be on the human planet. If there is If it’s difficult, it’s the so-called ghosts from Qingfeng Hall.”

The City God nodded, thought for a moment and asked, "Can I report to Ksitigarbha?"

Zifeng thought about it and said: "Asking the King of Hell has nothing to do with me. But the Buddhist side still needs to be on guard. After all, Lingshan is a problematic unit, or in other words, the beginning of the civilized war is the Buddhist side. They hooked up with each other. So our impression here is that, like guarding against Ksitigarbha, humans are easy to talk to. If something goes wrong, it won’t be a big problem."

Cheng Huang said that he would take note of it, and Zifeng thought about it and said, "Fox, if you guys can't figure it out, you can contact me. In case I have someone here, I can help you solve it."

Hu Twelve cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, empress." This was considered over.

Zifeng couldn't help but said: "Xiao Twelve, it's not easy for you to bring up this child!" The fox girl nodded, she was almost balding, this naughty child.

Zifeng sighed and said: "Okay, okay, the next one is walking five hundred thousand. Ha, this name is domineering! Link, link, link."

Netizen: Wow wow wow, this is a slap in the host’s face!

Netizen: Yeah, yeah, the anchor is awesome!

Zifeng saw a handsome-looking man opposite him. The man directly rewarded a flying fairy. Zifeng nodded and said: "Don't say it, don't say it. His name is really correct. In a sense, In terms of technology, he is really a walking half a million dollars."

Netizen: Horror~!

Zifeng continued: "This guy is Chinese, but what he does is basically a job worth half a million to other countries. So what kind of trouble do you have now that you need help with?"

The man asked speechlessly: "Ahem, do you know about the thefts in the island country and the United States a few days ago?"

Zifeng nodded and said, "I did it."

The man suddenly choked and didn't know how to continue. After being silent for a long time, he said: "No, anchor, I am consulting you very seriously."