Chapter 940. Fortune telling system 19
Chapter 940. Fortune telling system 19
Xiao Qi, who was shopping, linked to Xiao Liu's mission and said to Sun Wukong next to him: "Great Sage, the master wants you to go to this address. There is a foreign god of poverty somewhere, targeting a man from our country. What the master means is , just kill him."
The monkey nodded and turned invisible. A somersault cloud appeared behind Qiong Shen. He grabbed it with his hand and looked at the luck ball in his hand. He looked at the man's collection and asked: "Sister, how do you make this luck ball?"
Han Zifeng said calmly: "You take it first, and I'll ask." The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched obviously.
Zifeng closed her eyes and felt Nuwa ask: "Sister, after destroying the poor god, the monkey will get a Qi dribble ball, what should we do?"
Nuwa replied: "Throw it into the sky, but now that it is sealed below, throw it to the emperor to suppress the destiny of the human race."
Zifeng was speechless and said to Brother Monkey: "Do you remember the person who was eating and drinking before? You just came here and we went to see him after the robbery."
Sun Wukong nodded, and Zifeng said: "Throw the thing in your hand to him and ask him to study it on his own to suppress the fate of the human race." After saying that, he asked: "Sister, do you understand this?"
Sun Wukong said: "Where does he have a broken dragon soul? It suppresses luck. This one is for that dragon to eat."
Zifeng nodded: "Yes, yes."
Sun Wukong nodded: "Okay." He somersaulted and flew in front of the person in power. A group of people had also seen Brother Monkey and ignored him. Brother Monkey saw the broken dragon and asked: "Brother, are you the Luck Golden Dragon? "
Dragon Soul said feebly: "Yes."
Sun Wukong took out the Qi dribble ball and said, "My sister said, this is for you to eat."
Dragon Soul: "This is the national luck of a foreign country. Give it to me. After assimilation, the luck of the foreign country will directly drop a lot."
Sun Wukong replied: "If my sister calls you, just eat it. You can't even beat me, so you have no right to resist."
What can the dragon soul say, so be it. The person who makes the rice is the soul of the person who makes the rice, and the person who makes the rice strives to be the dragon above the dragon. Sun Wukong thought of something and said to Dragon Soul: "That's right, that's right, you should hurry up and stand up. There will be a civilized war soon."
Dragon Soul: "I know, this place is sealed, so are you letting yourself go?"
Sun Wukong: "No, no, no, this person is in the Chinese body. The girl saw it and asked me to give you extra food." Dragon Soul twitched the corner of his mouth and said, okay, okay, as long as the two of you are happy.
After Sun Wukong returned, Xiao Qi reported the matter to Xiao Liu. Zifeng nodded and said to the name: "It's done. How to turn the tables on the rest is your own problem. Your fortune will gradually get better. The thing possessing you asked Brother Monkey to feed the dragon soul and give it extra food. Call it a day."
A group of people were speechless, okay, okay, Zifeng continued: "75 Dream Boy, link."
Well, this young man saw a bald old man, and he was counting with his hands. Yeah, it was normal. She asked, "What do you want to count?"
The young man in Meng swiped a flying fairy from the sky and replied: "You figure it out for me, how can I cure baldness?" Zifeng directly hahaha, hahaha.
Netizen: Same question, same question.
Zifeng asked the system with a smile: "Is there a formula to cure baldness?"
Fortune telling system: "There is a formula and a finished product."
Zifeng asked: "Xiao Liu, forget it, just leave the formula research to the guy in power." She said that she bought a special hair growth formula for baldness in the system, and Xiao Liu sent it directly to the person in power. Zifeng looked at Meng Boy, pulled out an address, took out a slice, and said to Xiao Liu: "Make an appointment for a courier to deliver a finished product to this boy. Hey, it should be given to someone in power to study the finished product."
System: "Two copies, shipped."
Everyone watched as a bottle of brown liquid appeared in the hand of the dream boy, with instructions for use. Zifeng reminded: "The bottle contains hair growth liquid and comes with instructions for use. It is a nationally researched formula. As for the follow-up, it is none of my business."
The matter was settled. Zifeng saw that it was still early, so he planned to get another lucky bag. Zifeng said calmly: "Yeah, you should be able to watch Brother Monkey and I perform mukbang for you this time." A group of netizens Speechless, after the lucky bag was drawn, Zifeng called the name: "Lucky me, link."
After linking up, I was lucky enough to send it directly to the Flying Immortal. Zifeng looked at her and sighed: "Sister, you are so brave, but you still really want to die! You have to accept the normality in this body." .”
Fortunately, I suddenly burst into tears: "Can you help me?"
Zifeng nodded and said, "Okay, but you have to enrich the story."
Fortunately, I was a little confused and wanted to ask: "Where do I start?"
Zifeng looked behind her and asked, "How about you guys tell the story?" Zifeng listened, nodded, and finally said: "So, this is a typical naughty kid, he must die."
Zifeng said calmly: "You really have to learn from the novel. First of all, your father, strictly speaking, is the Chuma Immortal, and your family worships the Fox Fairy Empress. You are just a prodigal naughty child. When you were three years old, When I was here, I put your fox fairy's tablet on the ground and stepped on it a few times. Your fox fairy empress whipped your father because you were young, so she stopped following you."
"When you were five years old, you and your friends went to the river to play. You played as much as you wanted, and even brought back a water ghost boy. One day you were playing by the river to marry a bride, and you were playing the role of the bride, so the water ghost boy The ghost boy thinks that you are her wife. No, your fox fairy is quite benevolent, so he has been bargaining with this stubborn ghost boy. The result now is that the water ghost boy is willing to wait until you are 20 years old, and he will take charge of it. Your Qingfeng Hall.”
"When you were six years old, you went to a classmate's house to play, and you actually went to poke the weasel's nest with your classmate. Your water ghost did nothing to stop it! In the end, the weasel found your house. For the sake of the immortal family, it's really embarrassing. , your Huangtang has been sorted out. It’s just that both the water ghost and the fox fairy feel that you are just a naughty kid."
"In just half a year, your classmate's family was wiped out by weasels. Since your family has immortals, your classmate's family thought it was your family that did it. They didn't dare to do it openly, so they asked a Taoist priest to take action. The problem arises, the Taoist priest they are looking for is basically a parallel importer, he is the one who cheats money, and he is just joking to really solve the problem."
"Hey, you really can't promote feudal superstition. This fake is doing pretty well." Zi Feng brushed his hands and wrote an address, and then said: "Xiao Liu reported it, this kind of fake Taoist priest kills people. Ask the police to go to the local City God’s Temple and ask the City God to calculate the cause and effect, it’s too late to deal with it.”
Everyone watched her write furiously for a while, and then asked Xiao Liu to get a basin and incense burner. Zifeng directly lit incense, then burned the document, muttering the address: "The local city god of Fengchang County received the document."
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