Chapter 470
Chapter 470
The 470th chapter is not pretending
“Brother Lin, it’s arranged.”
Signaling two bodyguards to carry a bucket into the office, and pointing to a Brazilian snapping turtle inside, Song He smiled and said, “Brother Lin, you can’t buy this thing at the seafood market.”
“I deliberately fished it from the back garden of the Su family.”
“Unexpectedly, Su Jun has a wide range of hobbies. I even like this snapping turtle. I really take it.” Song He looked at Lin Yunfeng: “Brother Lin, when I sent someone to fish it out, Su Jun stared at him. Swallowing with it.”
“Tell me to stew it, remember to share a piece of the pie, and let him taste what it is.”
“Then don’t throw this tortoise shell. He can use it for lettering and sell it as an Oracle souvenir at the antique market.” Song He smiled and said to Lin Yunfeng, “Do you think this guy is funny?”
“It’s also a genius.”
“Um.”
Lin Yunfeng nodded helplessly, he also knew that this Su Jun was indeed an extraordinary wizard. Lin Yunfeng has never seen his stinginess before.
However, this is not the time to pay attention to this Su Jun.
Lin Yunfeng raised Erlang’s legs and looked at Wu Dong in front of him with interest: “Associate Professor Wu, right? You are a returnee with a prominent status.”
“So, I will find you the same turtle.”
“Only this same turtle is worthy of your identity and can be your partner.” Lin Yunfeng smiled and said: “You graduated from Cambridge University. Beizheng matches.”
“Look at these teeth, are they very sharp?”
Lin Yunfeng picked up a fruit and threw it directly to the snapping turtle.
“Crack!”
The snapping turtle bit the fruit directly.
As a snapping turtle, its name of “crocodile” is not written for fun. This snapping turtle, like a crocodile, has a very strong bite force.
So biting a fruit is as simple as playing for this snapping turtle.
“Shao Lin, what are you?”
Looking at Lin Yunfeng, who turned his office into an aquarium and fed snapping turtles on the spot, Principal Zheng was speechless. His office is a place to study ‘academic’.
Although usually to stimulate the old cow to rejuvenate, he often discusses biology and science with the female secretary in this office.
But this is different from Lin Yunfeng.
As a senior intellectual, he did this to study biology and the reproduction of higher animals.
It’s not for mere men and women.
He is not so sloppy.
He has always felt that his own behavior, which he took personally for the sake of biological sciences when he was older, was worthy of performing and worthy of encouragement!
“Of course it is to study science.”
Lin Yunfeng smiled and said, “In a noble place like your office, how can I do silly things like eating, drinking, and having fun?”
“Of course I wouldn’t do that.”
Lin Yunfeng is generally serious: “I want to study science, to study the difference between this turtle and the returnee.”
“Of course we have to study, what are the similarities.”
Lin Yunfeng looked at Principal Zheng: “Just like the principal, you like to study the similarities and differences between female students of different races, nationalities, and ages in the office.”
“I study the similarities and differences between this sea returnee and sea turtles.”
“It’s okay?”
Lin Yunfeng looked at President Zheng with deep meaning: “President Zheng, do you have any comments on this?”
“No, absolutely not.”
“How could it be?”
Seeing that Lin Yunfeng knew his hobbies well, Principal Zheng immediately shook his head like a rattle. He is not very greedy for money, nor does he love power, nor does he have a lot of names.
His only lack of money is that he is slightly better.
“Haha, it’s okay to have no comments.”
He patted the acquainted Principal Zheng on the shoulder, Lin Yunfeng picked up another pig’s hoof, smiled and handed the pig’s hoof to the snapping turtle in the basin.
“Crack!”
The snapping turtle’s bite force is really amazing.
A huge pig’s hoof can’t last a second in its mouth. The bones of this pig’s hoof are all bitten off by it!
“Yes, very good.”
“This bite force is worthy of being a turtle, it’s great.”
As he said, Lin Yunfeng looked at Wu Dong with interest: “How do you see it, do you feel like seeing your family?”
“They are all sea turtles (returnees), you are the same kind.”
“boring.”
Wu Dong sneered, and wanted to leave as soon as he took a step: “There is not enough work and conspiracy!”
“Snapped!”
Song He directly slapped Wu Dong’s face and grinned: “I really gave you a face. I really thought you were a human being. The cow broke your grandmother’s leg.”
“Things owed.”
Song He sneered, rolled up his sleeves, and looked at Wu Dong coldly: “Do you think I brought the snapping turtle to show you the excitement?”
“Why are you hitting me?”
Wu Dong covered his face and stared at Song He angrily: “Even if there are contradictions among gentlemen, you can’t do it easily.”
“Even if you want to do it, you have to get the other party’s consent. Only when the other party agrees can a fair duel begin.”
“You don’t conform to the rules of a gentleman!”
Wu Dong stared at Song He angrily: “You are shameless!”
“Snapped!”
Song He was unceremonious, and slapped Wu Dong directly: “Your head is sick. Tell me a gentleman. I’ll take care of your grandmother’s legs.”
“I tell you, Lao Tzu is not a gentleman,”
“Your whole family are gentlemen!”
“Snapped!”
As he said, Song He hit Wu Dong’s nose with a fist, and Wu Dong’s nose was bleeding.
“You are shameless, mean!”
Wu Dong clutched his nose and stared at Song He angrily.
“Let me tell you, Brother Lin asked me to get sea turtles here, just to see if you returnees can live in harmony.”
“See if this real sea turtle will recognize you as a fake returnee, will it treat you like a similar one and won’t bite you.”
“Try it!”
With that said, Song He directly threw Wu Dong into the basin where the turtles were placed.
“Crack.”
“what!”
The snapping turtle smashed Wu Dong’s shoes in one bite, and Wu Dong let out a piercing scream.
Then a yellow liquid was introduced into the nostrils along with the sorrow.
“This guy is angry.”
Song He held his nose in disgust.
“It may also be that the number of hands-on exercises is too high.” Principal Zheng said: “Theoretically, this is possible.”
“Okay, you are still highly educated.”
Thumbs up to President Zheng, Song He kicked Wu Dong: “Don’t shout, just bit your shoes, not your feet!”
“No?”
“Huhuhuhu.”
Looking at the broken shoes and undamaged feet, Wu Dong took a breath and patted his fast beating heart.
He was really scared to death.
“It really scares the baby to death.”
Wu Dong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
“Now you can answer Brother Lin.” Song He looked at Wu Dong who was embarrassed: “Why should you be Brother Lin’s assistant?”
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