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0343: Actually Let Him Succeed.
"Crackling..."
The silent night was broken by crackling sounds, and the orange-red light slowly lit up from the grain piles on the town square.
In the blink of an eye, the square was filled with flames, completely dyeing the pitch-black night a fiery red.
The green savages in the kitchen were the first to notice something was wrong. Halfway through cooking, they felt a little warmth behind them.
They immediately ran out of the kitchen, saw that the food on the square was on fire, and screamed in panic.
"Quickly put out the fire, that's our food for the next ten days."
"Hurry up, go fetch water, don't sleep."
"Go and inform the Grand Marshal."
The hundreds of green barbarians in the kitchen immediately ran to fetch water to put out the fire one by one, and the green barbarians who were patrolling around also ran over.
"Tap Tat Tat"
The scene became very chaotic for a while, and a large group of green barbarians ran towards the square with wooden buckets filled with water.
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
When the green barbarians ran halfway, they suddenly felt uncomfortable in their stomachs.
In a few seconds, the stomach began to hurt. The green barbarians were so painful that they couldn't lift the barrel, and they squatted on the ground and moaned in pain.
"Ouch, my belly...."
"What's going on? Why does my stomach hurt so much all of a sudden?"
"Is the dinner unclean? There are too many people with stomach pains in 710, right?"
"Hurry up... put out the fire, our food
Most of the green barbarians fell to the ground in pain, and their speech began to be difficult, with a lot of cold sweat on their foreheads.
They felt their stomachs hurt like they were being stabbed by a knife, and the clothes they were wearing were soaked by the sweat from the guests.
"Crackling..."
Since most of the food in the square was wheat, Qiao Ji and others poured kerosene on the dry wheat, and they didn't put out the fire in time, so the fire burned even more.
The tall flames are like a giant dragon, constantly flying towards the sky, with a biting momentum.
"Ouch....…"
The wailing voices of the green barbarians kept ringing in the square of the town, and no one had the energy to put out the fire.
As for the green barbarians who came to help put out the fire, they also stopped halfway, because their stomachs were so painful that they couldn't move at all.
"No, I'll go take a shit first."
"You have a good idea. If you want to line up, it should be my turn."
"Get out of the way, the captain should go shit first, don't try to grab me.
"Even if you are the captain, it's useless. My stomach hurts too much (agfg), and it's already half pulled out."
"You guys go, I've already pulled it out, it's all in my pants......"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I just stood up."
For a while, the shit pit in the town was crowded with green barbarians, all scrambling to defecate.
At this time, green barbarians don't care about captains, adults, etc., occupying a pit is the most important thing.
Of course, there are only so many pits in the town, and there are hundreds of thousands of green barbarians. Most of them find a hidden place or solve it directly on the spot.
At this moment, inside the only castle in the town.
Barron was smiling happily, and said contentedly, "In three days at most, we will be able to capture the provincial capital of Taijiang.
"That's right, with the addition of the provincial capital of Taihui, the Generalissimo has successfully occupied three provinces." A green barbarian general complimented with a smile.
Barron led the green barbarians to sweep across two provinces with lightning speed, and it took less than a month.
"Hahahaha..." Barron's mouth twitched a few times as he laughed halfway.
He covered his stomach with his hands, and frowned suspiciously, "Why does my stomach hurt so much?"
Not only Barron, but also the other green barbarians in the castle hall were holding their stomachs, showing a painful expression.
They all clutched their stomachs and yelled that it hurts, and some even started rolling on the ground.
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Clutching his grumbling stomach, Barron quickly got up and walked towards the pit outside the castle.
He felt that he was about to be pulled into his trousers, and it was very hard to hold back, with a lot of sweat on his forehead and back.
As Barron got up and rushed towards the pit, the other green barbarians in the hall couldn't bear it any longer, and started looking for pits one after another.
And some of them were directly pulled into the pants before it was too late, and some were even solved in the corner of the hall.
"Tap Tat Tat..."
When Barron was squatting in the pit to release, a green barbarian ran to a row of pits.
He showed a flustered expression and shouted anxiously, "The Generalissimo is not good."
Barron was already in a bad mood, and was interrupted even after taking a shit, so he became angry in an instant, and cursed, "I'm in a panic, didn't you see that I'm getting promoted?"
"Generalissimo, our food is on fire, and we can't save it. Everyone's stomach hurts." The green barbarian who reported was holding his stomach while talking.
His symptoms were not that serious, but the pain was so painful that he was sweating all the time. It can be said that most green barbarians could not walk in pain.
"What did you say?" Barron stood up without even lifting his trousers, his eyes widening.
"What about the generalissimo?" The green barbarian who reported was bowed in pain.
"Who did it?" Barron was so angry that his eyes were bloodshot.
"I don't know yet." The green barbarian who reported didn't even have the strength to shake his head.
"crackling"
Just as Barron was about to say something, his stomach hurt so badly that he coughed a lot.
He squatted down again to finish pulling, and it took him a while to recover, and he cursed angrily, "We will do everything possible to put out the fire, and there must be no accident with the food.
"Yes." The green barbarian who reported did not dare to say anything, and immediately turned and left.
"Tap Tat Tat..."
At the same time, on the watchtower in Taihui Provincial City, the knights standing guard and patrolling saw bursts of fire coming from the green barbarian camp.
They smiled excitedly, and a knight ran non-stop to the castle hall.
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The knight on guard reported the information to Duke Pember.
When the nobles in the hall heard the news, their faces instantly lit up with hopeful smiles.
"I didn't expect Earl Qiao Ji to really succeed."
"Yeah, there is hope, the green barbarians are not arrogant yet.
"My lord governor, let's send troops to fight against the green barbarians."
…
The nobles looked at Duke Pember confidently, as if they felt saved.
The eldest prince Tyon showed an unbelievable expression, and then his face slowly darkened.
He underestimated Qiao Ji a bit, he didn't expect that the latter could really set fire to the Green Barbarian's logistics, and he was a difficult opponent.
Hmph, it seems that we must get rid of him as soon as possible. The second prince, Kao, also thought the same way.
Duke Pember stood up from the throne, and ordered in a deep voice, "Lead the knights and soldiers to gather in the square immediately and leave the city!"
"Yes." The nobles in the hall responded in unison.
"Tat Tat Tat..."
Duke Pember and others did not procrastinate, and immediately left the hall to dispatch the knights to prepare to leave the city.
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