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Chapter 226
Chapter 226
Self-mockery?
In the live broadcast room, there was a moment of silence.
This is a person from the back mountain, and I am a guest in front of me.
Drunk Dance Jingge half a volume of books, sitting in the well to talk about the vastness of the sky.
Great ambitions play fame, great fortunes and disasters.
When it comes to being shy in the pocket, he angrily points out that the world is wrong.
good, good!
Good name!
After Yuan Hua thought for a moment, he stood up abruptly and shouted three times.
In line with the artistic conception of this poem, it seems that there is no more appropriate name than these two words.
It's just that he doesn't know what kind of story is hidden in Zhang Heng.
Able to write self-deprecating poems.
"Summer worms can't talk about ice, and well frogs can't talk about sea. If you say it is self-deprecating, why aren't you laughing at others?"
"You want to be a quiz?"
"Boss Xiao also has a taste for limericks?"
Zhang Heng smiled faintly, took out his phone and responded.
"It's fun to share the taste and the common taste."
Xiaoru replied quickly when chatting with Zhang Heng. There were almost no special circumstances, and they were sent immediately.
In contrast, Zhang Heng was going to be a few beats slower.
"Don't you want to comment a few words?"
Zhang Heng still has some confidence in his impromptu Fu.
"One word, sour!"
Uh?
Zhang Heng never expected that Xiaoru, a woman, would comment on him like this.
But he was not angry, and continued, "How about expanding it?"
"He looks like a poor poet, or a young man."
"This is not like you!"
After sending this message, Xiaoru added another one and sent it together.
"So you think so highly of me."
"What kind of high law?"
"Everything is inferior, but reading is high. If you regard me as a scholar, don't you think highly of me?"
"Cut, don't put gold on your face."
"There are too many flashes on my body, and gold is superfluous."
"Where is it shining? Why don't I know, dare to tell me."
"What's not to dare?"
"The little girl asked for advice."
"You know my skills, right? And my talent, besides, my mouth is very powerful."
"What a powerful method?"
Xiaoru is sitting at the desk at the moment, smiling lightly.
"Make up your own mind."
"Of course the most powerful thing is not the mouth, but you don't have to ask, you have no chance."
"Tch, are you talking about legs?"
A blush rose on Xiaoru's face, but she still didn't disappoint, and drove along.
"This one needs your brain to fill in, the picture is too rich, I can't tell."
"Scumbag, sooner or later you will tell me yourself."
"You are dreaming!"
After Zhang Heng replied the last three words, he put the phone away.
He raised his head and glanced at the screen of the live broadcast room again. At this moment, the live broadcast room became active again.
More fans have rich associations with the word self-deprecating.
Of course, what they said was all kinds of things, and in Zhang Heng's view, they were all nonsense.
Zhang Heng didn't want to say more about this issue except that he had kidney pain and was free to answer them.
He looked at Li Shishi who was tired and sweating profusely. At this moment, this silly girl was almost exhausted.
All of her casual clothes were drenched. Although her figure was not that plump, her wet body temptation was still fascinating.
No wonder the subtitles in the live broadcast room stopped...
Li Kui stepped forward, gently pushed Zhang Heng with his hand, and whispered.
"They are all people who have never seen the world."
Zhang Heng said disapprovingly.
"Brother Heng, you are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry."
Li Kui almost drooled when he saw Li Shishi, who was tall and had a baby face.
But he also knew that he was thinking too much.
Compared with Li Shishi, she really looks like a toad wanting to eat swan meat.
Hey!
People are more mad than people.
Zhang Heng didn't want it, but he couldn't reach it.
The gap between the two may not even be measured with a meter stick.
"Thank you!"
"Zhao Linger, which nerve did she have?"
Zhang Heng wasn't surprised by Xiaoru's news. After all, according to him, a dog couldn't spit out ivory. Xiaoru never praised him, and the two often communicated.
Compared to Zhao Ling'er, this is nothing but going to the Three Treasures Hall.
Who knows what medicine is sold in her gourd.
Thank him?
These three words are even more difficult to export than begging for scum.
Zhang Heng held the phone and waited for a while, but there was still no reply.
"Spit out a bad breath for me."
"Are you gasping for breath?"
Finally, Zhang Heng couldn't help but reply.
Now that I can basically figure it out, it's much easier to reply.
As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles.
Zhang Heng never fights unprepared battles.
Especially with women.
The sage said: In the world, only women and villains are hard to raise.
The sage once again said: Everything has a spirit.
But Zhang Heng added: Everything has a spirit, except the mother-in-law...
So, he is not going to get along with his mother-in-law in this life.
"I didn't want to say it at first, who knows that someone is too scared to return."
"Am I afraid? Have I ever been afraid?"
"You are not afraid, why don't you dare to kill me?"
"Not interested in!"
Zhang Heng replied directly with three words.
"Impossible, the man who is not interested in me can be an old man or a transvestite."
"Although you are so handsome, I admit it, but she must be ruled out, so you are an old man?"
What's going on these days?
Why do you take the initiative to drive with me, I don’t know that old drivers will also drive tired.
"I can stand till the end of the world."
"Who can't brag? Why don't you try?"
"I told you, I'm not interested."
"Tch, then you are an old man who can't do it. Anyway, you can't do it. Don't explain."
"Women are just unreasonable."
Zhang Heng was too lazy to talk to Zhao Linger and put away his phone.
"Although I really annoy Li Shishi, don't be too cruel, this silly girl is probably going to be exhausted."
"Is there anyone stupider than you?"
"Don't compare me to her. Who doesn't know that you have teamed up to design her, why is the sea god angry? Only a little girl like her who has no experience in the world will believe your nonsense."
Zhang Heng touched his chin, but Zhao Ling'er saw through it unexpectedly.
Based on this alone, she is indeed not the last one.
"How do you know she didn't see the danger?"
"What if someone wants to be tricked by me? It's like you begging me to scum you."
"Get out, scumbag!"
"After thinking about the countermeasures, talk to me again."
Zhang Heng laughed out loud, and Zhao Linger was also defeated.
It's not that he's bragging, arguing with men for so many years may not necessarily win.
But when it comes to reasoning with women, he has never lost.
What is strength?
This is!
At this point, those single dogs can get rid of their left hand even if they learn a little bit of fur.
But this kind of thing is really something that can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words.
"That Zhang Heng, is this enough?"
Finally, Li Shishi was waiting for Zhang Heng to speak to rescue her.
But who knows that this guy has been looking at her, and another half an hour has passed.
However, from the beginning to the end, Zhang Heng didn't say a word.
In desperation, she could only ask in a low voice.
"I didn't hear what you said."
However, after speaking, that guy became even more annoying.