Chapter 525 The God Of War’S Melon
Chapter 525 The God Of War’S Melon
"Hey, man, what kind of look is this? It's very unique!"
Lu Chuan's small courtyard was particularly lively today. Not long after the boy was hung up, the God of War appeared in the courtyard.
Looking at the young man being hung up, the God of War was not polite at all and stepped forward to ridicule him.
"Hey, isn't this Lord Martial God? You, the turtle bastard, have been here for a long time!"
Although he was whipped several times by Big Eye, he still fought back fiercely against the Martial God's ridicule.
"Snapped!"
Seeing that the young man who had just been quiet for a while began to chatter again, he rushed over with big eyes and whipped him.
"What are you doing!"
The young man trembled all over, but he couldn't bear to open his eyes wide. He was so aggrieved that he almost dropped his pearls.
"Haha, kid, how about you let me play with this whip for a while!"
Seeing this scene, Wu Shen's eyes lit up with excitement. This opportunity to beat a homeless man was not something that anyone could easily encounter.
Big Eyes had never seen the God of War before, and looked at the man with a tough face warily.
"Who are you?"
"Me? I'm your father's good friend!" The God of War was all smiles, and he was so excited that he almost drooled.
Da Yan was a little disbelieving and looked at the cold path on one side.
Leng Xiaolu covered his mouth, snickered and nodded.
"Okay, but you can't whip him without speaking!" Big Eye handed over the whip.
"She still cares about me!" Hearing these words, the young man was so moved that his whole body trembled, and his dog-licking thoughts suddenly broke out.
"Pop!"
The God of War swung his whip with a sonic boom and stood happily under the pole.
"Brother, you were very tough just now!"
The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to talk back. After all, a few eye twitches didn't hurt, they were even the lash of love.
If the grandson of the Martial God gave him a few strokes, with his abnormal strength, he would probably make him incontinent.
The young man looked helplessly at the melon-eating Slimy, hoping that for the sake of being a homeless man, he could help and put in a good word.
However, the young man overestimated his popularity. With his attributes like a stick, it was extremely merciful that Duolin didn't rush up to him for a while.
Faced with the young man's pleading look, Duolin turned his head to the side and said, "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight!"
"Hehe!" The God of War looked at the young man cheerfully and asked in a judgmental tone: "By the way, you, an alien among wanderers, why are you here in this universe?
The young man glared at the God of War fiercely, but did not dare to speak.
"Ah, I know, come here for the Thousand-Faced Man!" The God of War stimulated the young man with a strange look.
"As far as I know, although you have some friendship with the Thousand-Faced Man, they don't seem to take you seriously. You must be a big licker!"
"You are a big licking dog, you are a big licking dog, you are a big licking dog..." These words kept echoing in the young man's mind.
"We are childhood sweethearts and we love each other!" The young man couldn't stand the excitement and retorted.
"Snapped!"
The God of War was not polite at all. He hit him with a whip, sparks flying out from the whip.
"I'm going to kill you, you little turtle!"
"If you can speak, speak more!" The God of War was so happy that he opened his mouth from ear to ear and waved his little whip more powerfully.
"You are a coward who only knows how to hide in heaven!"
"Snapped!"
"You are just a fool who was taken advantage of by Emperor Swallowing Heaven."
"Snapped!"
"After running the Kingdom of Heaven for countless years, I finally have to give it to my father-in-law, you poor guy."
"Snapped!"
These words not only did not make the Martial God break his defense, but made him even more excited.
"You like yourself!"
"If you can't love, you will be accompanied by this lingering nightmare your whole life."
As soon as the boy said these words, the surrounding atmosphere suddenly became quiet, and the hand of the God of War that raised the whip suddenly stopped in the air.
"Come on, keep pumping, I'm very tough!" The boy yelled.
"You died. I died to save you. You were born to be a lone star. There is no one around you."
These words seemed to stimulate the God of War, who squatted down with his lips turning purple and his whole body trembling.
"If you can't love me, you won't be any better!" Duolin interrupted at this time.
"I still have hope, but I'm much happier than this guy." The young man said very harshly.
"The soul of the Lord of Reincarnation and the soul of your sweetheart have been entangled for life after life. Are you sure she is still the same person?"
"When all the memories about you disappear and she no longer remembers you, will you still love her?"
This sentence directly broke the young man's guard, and he suddenly lowered his head and stopped talking.
"Hey, what's wrong with you two!" Lu Chuan walked out of the kitchen after cooking. He saw that the boy and the God of War both looked like they were dying of constipation, and he was a little curious for a moment.
"It's dinner, it's dinner!" Duo Lin was embarrassed to say that she had broken the guard of the young man who was also a wanderer, and hurried back to the house to move the table.
"What are you doing? It's time to eat!" Lu Chuan greeted the God of War.
However, the God of War just lowered his head and ignored Lu Chuan.
"What's wrong!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes and called for the little guys to start eating.
"What's wrong with these two buddies?" Lu Chuan was really curious at the dinner table.
Duolin smiled and shook his head: "They are just two idiots who cannot love each other, no matter what they do!"
A burning fire of gossip ignited in Lu Chuan's heart, and he had mentioned it many times.
The God of War was trapped by love and never got out of it throughout his life, and his strength was greatly limited because of it.
If the God of War can get rid of his inner demons and his strength returns to normal, he will be able to defeat a wanderer head-on.
"Tell me, tell me!" Lu Chuan became more and more curious.
Duolin glanced at the God of War and whispered: "He always thought that he had killed his beloved girl, because this incident brought out the demon in his heart, and he has never come out of it."
"Hi!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes, thinking it was so exciting, that's it?
"That girl is him!" Duolin added.
"Fuck, this is so... exciting!" Lu Chuan almost spit out the food in his mouth.
Duolin also became interested and told Lu Chuan about the past events of the God of War.
"Actually, what the old liar said is right. The God of War has been clearly arranged by Emperor Tiantian to become the ultimate tool man in his life."
"At the beginning, the God of War suddenly encountered a catastrophe in his family and became an unfortunate person surviving in troubled times."
"Later, Emperor Tuntian went up the long river of time, forcibly broke the time barrier, and went to the era where the God of War lived, bringing him to his current height."
"We won't talk about these anymore. We will mainly talk about him and him."
"Because they have been dependent on each other for a long time, they have developed external feelings, and both parties understand each other's feelings, but family affection has isolated this relationship."
"This emotion has been tormenting the God of War, but he didn't dare to explain it. He kept suppressing it and created inner demons."
"In order to eliminate the inner demons of the Martial God, he died in a war."
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