Chapter 308 He Is Indeed A Psychopath
Chapter 308 He Is Indeed A Psychopath
Lu Chuan came here this time mainly to get some information and see if he could find the opponent's fatal weakness and kill him in one fell swoop.
Considering this, Lu Chuan behaved very restrainedly. After all, he was engaged in intelligence, so there was no harm in keeping a low profile.
Lu Chuan swaggered towards the huge city shaped like a bird's nest while eating melon seeds.
Of course, this is what Lu Chuan thinks of being low-key and restrained. After all, if no one of the Twelve Swordsmen directly attacks him, then he is keeping a low profile!
Such arrogant behavior was quickly caught by a patrol of soldiers.
"Jili gua la, ji li gua la..."
This group of patrols with human heads and bird bodies angrily scolded Lu Chuan, with incomprehensible bird language coming out of their mouths.
But this is not a problem. If you don’t understand it, can you still understand it?
Language is just the transmission of emotions. As long as you feel the emotions accurately, you will definitely understand what the other person means.
"Are you praising me for being handsome? I know I'm handsome. Of course you weirdoes will be envious!"
Lu Chuan puffed out his chest proudly, which was what he understood from the other side.
When it comes to who is the most narcissistic person in the world, Lu Chuan is definitely on the list.
"Dad, I think they want to fuck you!"
Seeing the patrol leader taking out a crudely made iron cage, Yan Yan gave a timely reminder,
"Damn it!" Lu Chuan slapped his forehead, "Why did I bring you here!"
"Oh, dear dad, this is God's will. You and I can't be separated for a moment!" Yanma's big eyes swayed with joy.
"You can resist being beaten anyway, so just come over here!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes and looked at the iron cage in the patrol captain's hand.
"Are they trying to lock me in?" Lu Chuan touched his chin and pondered.
"This is an obvious thing, dad!" The nightmare came out again, his eyes full of solemnity.
It is considering a very serious problem, that is, how to discuss philosophy together due to language barriers.
"Hey, that's so rude!" Lu Chuan pointed at the patrol leader and said angrily: "You little bastard, hurry up and report to your king, tell me grandpa came to talk to him!"
"Well, it seems you are the one who is rude!" Yan Yan was speechless.
It was obvious that Lu Chuan's arrogant behavior made these guys anxious, and they rushed forward.
This number of people was not even enough to squeeze Lu Chuan's teeth. Three seconds later, only the patrol leader with a frightened look on his face was left in the patrol team.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I was a bit harsh." Lu Chuan said while wiping the blood from the soles of his shoes on the corpse next to him in disgust.
"You... you are not a monk, who are you!" Suddenly the patrol leader said something that Lu Chuan could understand.
The reason why I ask this is because Lu Chuan seems to be a monk in the realm of annihilation, but when he killed someone just now, he didn't use his spiritual energy at all.
Lu Chuan was a little confused and a little annoyed, so he went up and grabbed the poor child's red hair.
Bang bang bang, there were several big cocks fighting with each other, and the patrol leader's brain was boiling.
"Your grandma, where is the entertainment man? Do you understand that visitors are guests?"
The patrol leader was so hurt that he almost cried. When the two armies are fighting, the visitor is a guest. Who made this rule?
Lu Chuan was so angry that he let go and became happy again: "Go back and tell your king that the most handsome man in the universe wants to meet her. If the negotiation is successful, it will be fine. If the negotiation is not successful, we will decide. Life and death, Anders eggs?”
"Wha...what?" The patrol leader looked confused. What did Anders egg mean? What kind of language was it? He had never heard of it.
"You guys are not good at popularizing English. You have to learn more in the future. Do you understand what I mean?"
Lu Chuan explained to others seriously, and finally said, "Anders eggs?"
"Obviously...understood!" The patrol leader's eyelids twitched, and he had enough reason to suspect that he was suffering from a mental illness.
"Go away!" Lu Chuan suddenly raised his foot and kicked half of the patrol leader's body into pieces.
This kick did not directly kill it, but gave it a breath of air.
Judging from Lu Chuan's accurate estimation, this tone was enough to hold him back and let him pass the news back.
Of course, he would definitely not survive. Lu Chuan's kick was filled with Chaos Sword Qi. As soon as it stopped, it would be smashed into pieces.
"Hurry, run, run... If you stop, you will die. If such important news cannot be passed back, it will be a huge sin. Be careful of being punished by the nine tribes!"
Lu Chuan happily clapped his hands and encouraged the patrol leader.
The grimace of the patrol leader instantly turned into a deathly gray color, and he could feel an extremely terrifying force lurking in his body, ready to strike.
Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that the shadow of death hangs over us all the time.
"Maybe it would be better to be kicked to death by him just now!" the patrol leader thought desperately, not daring to stop for a moment, dragging his broken body towards the giant city in the distance.
"Dad, have you always been so perverted?" Lu Chuan's behavior made even the weird eyes feel a little too perverted.
"How dare you talk to dad?" Lu Chuan gave Yan Yan a hard slap.
"I'm your son. If you have nothing to do, smoke if you have nothing to do. I will become stupid!" Yan Yan muttered and jumped out of the bag on Lu Chuan's waist.
After finding the corpses of the patrol, Eye-Dread began his magical operation.
From the huge eyeballs of the nightmare, dense red earthworm-like tentacles stretched out, and the tentacles pierced into the still warm corpses.
"You little bastard, what are you doing? Isn't it disgusting?" Lu Chuan roared, and used his sword energy to turn into a bamboo stick, intending to give this traitor a meal of bamboo shoots and fried meat.
The Nightmare was so frightened that he howled, "Dad, dad, don't be impulsive, I'm learning their knowledge, this is my strength!"
"Huh?" Lu Chuan said with a mocking look, "A guy like you, who doesn't even have a brain, is still learning knowledge from outside the world?"
The Nightmare became anxious upon hearing this, "You can insult me, but you cannot insult my ability as a noble weirdo to steal other people's knowledge and power."
"Noble? Come on, let me see how noble you are, and whether your screams are different when you are whipped." Lu Chuan held up the bamboo stick and directly gave the eyes a feast.
In order to be able to steal the language of the outer world and discuss philosophy with the creatures from the outer world, Yanma worked hard enough to withstand Lu Chuan's slap without saying a word.
"Hey, you little bastard, you're pretty hard!" Lu Chuan pumped harder and harder.
"Wow..." Yanma finally couldn't bear it anymore and burst into tears.
Lu Chuan's eyes squinted: "You dare to cry, I will beat you to death today, you rebellious son!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Yanma is very sad. She will get beaten even if she cries, and she will get beaten even if she doesn't cry. It's a given.
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