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Chapter 283
Chapter 283
When he came straight, the applause gradually stopped.
Wang Hepeng once again stood on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. To be honest, there are differences, that is, knowing that this is the Spring Festival Gala, which is being watched all over the country and even the world.
I don’t know how many millions of people are staring through the Internet.
But it can also be said that there is no difference, because when talking about cross talk in the same way, the emotions that need to be considered are those of the audience below or the seniors, singers, and actors sitting below.
They are all human beings, there is nothing special.
The way to raise emotions is the same.
“Thank you everyone for your welcome. Today is a good day. Everyone is sitting here listening to the cross talk. All the experts from all walks of life are here, especially our actors’ colleagues.
What a good actor! Whatever you act like, you have to work hard, not be lazy. ”
“That’s true.” Luan Yunping nodded.
“Luan Yunping! Teacher Luan can have today’s results, it all has to do with hard work.”
“You have to think of grades like this.”
“Practice basic skills! Climbing up in the middle of the night! Get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs. I have to learn from Teacher Luan for this.”
“You are welcome.”
“Everyone has a wish! As the saying goes, people go to high places and water flows to low places. Can I be a great person?”
“You have to work hard and you can still succeed.”
“I think so too. I am not short of anything, and I am very energetic. I think I want to make more money.” When he said this, Wang Hepeng suddenly looked at Luan Yunping, “Do you laugh at me?”
“Nothing! Who can laugh at!”
“Is it shameful to have money?”
“It’s an honor to have money, how can it be embarrassing.”
“Okay! I agree with you.” On the stage, Wang Hepeng slapped his hand, plausibly, “Everyone has money, and the country is rich and strong. This is right.”
“right!”
“I remember there is a ranking of rich people, what is it called? I’m not convinced by the ranking!”
“Why don’t you accept it?”
“What’s that called!”
“Forbes ranking!”
“Tear you off if you refuse to accept it?”
“You kidnap.”
“You see how powerful the rich are.”
The passages are full of irony, and the people below and those on the Internet can hear it.
Especially the last sentence of Wang Hepeng’s tone did not cover up at all.
This is the Spring Festival Gala, dare to say so, and the obvious people inside have really given Wang Hepeng a lot of boundaries.
Otherwise it cannot be so.
Luan Yunping raised her hand and explained: “This is called the Forbes ranking.”
“Forbes ranking!
I have to look at this ranking every day to see if there is me, but I am not there every day. “Speaking of this, Wang Hepeng took a breath of air, his head tilted, looking very confused, “Is this a wrong print?” ”
“You’re also obsessed with anger. I’ll tell you… I’ll look at it later. If you have you on it, it’s the wrong print.”
“Then when can I make a mistake?”
“Hi! Why are you holding back the wrong printing!”
“I hope there is me above, I am a very strong person.”
Luan Yunping nodded affirmatively, “That’s true.”
“My daily life arrangement is good, eating, chatting, meeting friends! Arrange my life colorfully.”
“It should be.”
“I’ll watch the movie when it’s okay, and I watched a good one that day.”
“what!”
“2012!”
Luan Yunping knew this too, and nodded, “It’s a good shot, a disaster film from the past few years.”
“After reading it, my mood is very depressed.”
“What’s wrong?”
“He said 2012 is the end of the world! I’m done before I get the wrong print?”
“Why do you always hold back the wrong printing.”
“Even if you make a mistake.”
“Don’t think about it this way, it can’t be done. It’s all movies, works of art, and fiction.”
“I take it seriously!” Wang Hepeng shook his head, his tone lowered a bit, “I really want to go to my heart. If this is the case, what is the meaning of life. What am I going to do?
What do I need to save so much money for?
I splurge.
I want to travel the world.
I want to travel the world? ”
“Go to play?”
“I’m going to the bank to take out all my two thousand dollars.”
“You only need two thousand dollars, planning to travel the world.”
“I just want to eat what I want, and I will give it up.”
“Okay!” Luan Yunping stopped and waved her hand to look at him, “Don’t say you travel around the world, you won’t have any money when you arrive at the second ring road in Beijing.”
Wang Hepeng immediately raised his leg and stepped and waved his arm, “Don’t worry! I can walk up the second ring there and save a little bit.”
“Hi!”
A lot of laughter appeared below. Before Wang Hepeng’s cross talk on the second ring, many people knew that it was like a series.
“I’ll go to the bank to withdraw money! Throw the card in and withdraw two hundred first!”
“Oh? Two hundred yuan?”
“Travel around half the world first.”
“I don’t know how to calculate this account.”
“Beep~~ I will spit out two of them soon, I’m rubbing them all my life.”
“Why rubbing!”
“Sometimes there are fake money in the bank. I’m dying for my life.”
“Oh, you are going to run the count down, this is also a fake.”
“You hate this person.”
“Nonsense! Why are you crushing it.”
“You are not sprinkling… cumin on other people’s wounds!”
Hahaha!
Wang Hepeng rushed indiscriminately, and Luan Yunping said in his laughter, “Okay! It’s quite fragrant.”
“It’s been too long to run over. Oh, I swallow the card.”
“That thousand and eight are gone.”
“It’s not bad luck! I can only get the card, but I have two hundred on my body, and it’s already out. Forget it, relax and go shopping.
Eh! ”
“What’s the matter?”
“As soon as I look up, there is a temple! I’m going to burn incense! Please a good omen!”
“this is OK.”
Wang Hepeng opened his hands and gestured, “The gate is very big! The blue plaque with golden characters! A large plaque hangs in the middle.”
Luan Yunping: “What did you write!”
Wang Hepeng: “Fraud Temple!”
“Cheating the temple?” Luan Yunping’s eyes widened, “Is there such a temple?”
Wang Hepeng: “I will go inside when I step.”
Luan Yunping: “I really dare to enter.”
“Hey!” Wang Hepeng looked around his head, then quietly pointed his hand, “There is a monk chanting with this.”
Luan Yunping: “The incense is very strong, what do you recite?”
Wang Hepeng suddenly folded his hands and closed his eyes, “Happy! Lazy! Beautiful!”
“Huh? The emotional gray wolf lives in it.”
“I think I’d better go, he has to stew me. But when he turned to leave, he saw me.
Monk: Welcome! ! Do not miss passing through! It’s good whether you buy it or not. ”
“This monk has done business with the temple, look at it.”
“Monk: Hello, donor! Are you here to donate?
I said I haven’t waited for it, not much.
Monk: Credit card is also ok.
No, this card was swallowed.
Monk: Mortgage is also ok. ”
“Huh? There is nothing to do with it?”
“I said I didn’t, sorry!
Monk: Oops! This thing, right… Are you willing to donate organs? ”
“Oh!! It’s going to kill you!”.