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Chapter 175
Chapter 175
“Go!”
“Master Jie is not capable. If Sun Delong doesn’t fight, he will be dead. He ran over and said: ‘Take it, Master Bai, you are tired and help. Try it.
Who told us to share this matter. ’
Bai Wenyuan, Bai is so popular that he shakes his hands~.
What is this called!
Head back to this errand.
I had no choice but to try it. I laid the gourd flat, grabbed the melon handle with both hands, and said, ‘Come on! ’
Sun Delong happily sat on the melon head.
‘You take a little breath and don’t fall down. ’
Sun Delong still has this alcohol, nodded, “Ah! Yes! As soon as I said we jumped up~, you throw it away.”
Master Bai is vigorous and does not lose. He is nine feet tall and has enough strength: ‘Yes, how about you! I’m going to throw it away! ’”
“Let’s jump up~~~!”
“Hey!!!”
In the last two words, Wang Hepeng screamed loudly behind the microphone on the stage, and the closed fan in his hand rose suddenly, giving the impression that it was really thrown up.
Many people looked up subconsciously.
But what else can be seen is the canopy of the theater.
He quickly returned his gaze to Wang Hepeng.
A stand-up comedy, although not as explosive as before.
But if you can stand on and off the stage, not much is distracted.
This proves the actor’s ability.
Stand-up performers need to constantly enter and exit various roles, and they must not lose their qualities as a commentator;
The performance is more complicated and delicate, and the difficulty is conceivable.
At this time, Guo Degang also walked over to the side curtain, looking at his apprentice’s back, with an old-fashioned taste.
Secretly smacked his tongue.
“Brother, this is pretty good.”
“Isn’t it! This man!”
It is naturally impossible for Wang Hepeng to hear the voices of Guo Degang and Uncle Yu. There are many people below.
But the more he talks, the happier he is. He likes cross talk.
Regardless of whether you crossed or crossed, you really like this section of “Fighting”.
After taking a glance, it changed into the look of looking at the high platform, and the voice was gritted teeth and exclaimed.
“Drink! It’s really unambiguous at this moment, the law table is three feet three feet three feet tall, and four feet four feet four feet four feet away from the table!
It’s more than ten feet after passing the Fatai.
Just the height of this foot, the tables are two inches thick, even if he can’t fall, he will have to fall half to death.
Bad luck for this old way. ”
“Sun Delong didn’t fall, not only did he not fall, but he also stood on the stage.”
Wang Hepeng’s ability to hang people’s appetite is not low. At this time, he left another breath, and he hadn’t heard of it before.
After all, there are a lot of people who like cross talk recently.
It can be said to be very tormented while waiting for curiosity.
Wang Hepeng slowly explained, “Someone just said, what you said is unreasonable.
He threw it up and down, how could he have his waist down, that is, how could he stand up after lying down there? ”
“There is a reason for this: he has a pig hook stick in his armpit, which is more than five feet long.
Think about it, he passed the dharma table one zhang one, and when he fell from this zhang one zhang to the stage, he fell more than five feet, and the hook stick hit the table.
I vented my energy.
The armpit slid down with the hook pole, and the foot was on the platform.
Twist the hook pole with one hand.
Hi! He stopped! ! ”
The last point, Wang Hepeng’s voice is a little louder, everyone is thinking about this scene, and a lot of people are laughing.
In the process of their thinking, Wang Hepeng did not break the topic.
So many pairs of eyes came back to their senses.
“The country of Ryukyu is a true person of Yizheng, that is, this old way. It is really unlucky.”
“Why do you say that.”
“He sat on the opposite platform, closed his eyes and closed his eyes to meditate. He didn’t know how Sun Delong got here or how he threw the gourd up while sitting.
Because he closed his eyes and rested his mind, the moment he opened his eyes was when Sun Delong was falling from one foot to another. ”
“The old Dao was scared at first sight: Oh, that’s amazing, this is really an expert. The poor Dao drives the wind to the law platform, how can the judge descend from the sky.”
“Throw it up and he didn’t see it.”
“The veteran looked at Sun Sun Delong Sun treasurer again, he was even more frightened:’This judge is driving like clouds on his feet, golden light protector!’
Why do you say that?
When Sun Delong came down with a hook, he pulled the incense burner onto the stage. The incense ash fluttered like a cloud;
That golden body protector, his oily cotton robe, the sun shines on the lard.
As a whole, it is true that the great Luo Jinxian descended from the earth.
Don’t you say that this old way is not a bad luck. ”
As soon as the voice fell off, the audience would have a lot of cheerful voices. The noise below rose again.
“Haha! Niu, Sun Delong really doesn’t say anything. How did the old senior figure out this work?”
“It depends on who said it. It’s embarrassing to say that the same joke, especially stand-up, general comedians, is embarrassing. Wang Hepeng is completely different.
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I have listened to it many times and still find it interesting. ”
“Um… I seem to see someone on the side curtain, Da Lin, Yue Yunpeng, right? Good guys listen to cross talk on stage, don’t they make up for the ticket?”
“Really, I went, and after listening for so long, I found out.”
The sharp-eyed audience instantly saw the movement of the side curtain. Although there were some curtains blocking the side curtain, there were so many people that they would definitely show their feet from time to time.
Plus there are many perspectives from the audience.
But they also noticed a little bit, and didn’t dare to delay, they still wanted to keep listening.
“Oh, Daming really has such a god-man.”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng’s identity changed to a veteran and yelled.
Then he talked about it again.
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“This old-fashioned war is to timid and defeat the enemy. Not only did he tremble with fright, but his liver trembled. The old Tao thought: This should be more careful.
The more you pay attention, the worse.
The veteran hit the Jishou with one hand and said: ‘The Immeasurable Buddha! ’
Regardless of Sun Delong’s short stature, his voice is like a bronze bell.
When the old Taoist recites Buddhism, when the treasurer Sun thinks about it, I have to say: “Ah, good fellow~~!”
In a word, good fellow, Wang Hepeng called out in Shandong accent, allowing people to listen to Coke.
“The old Taoist said again: ‘Infinite~Buddha. The judge on the other side has invited it.’
Sun Delong: I’m so old-fashioned, please!
The old way is not polite.
“Judge!”
“How old-fashioned?”
Hey! This is even more straightforward.
‘Let’s fight between the two. ’
‘What did I do here? It’s the fighting method, let’s fight. ’”
At this point, Wang Hepeng’s voice became quieter, as if an old Taoist was speaking in his heart.
“He has such a carefree energy, the more he is like this, the more afraid he is. He must be really capable of this thing, otherwise he can?”
See what he has.
Old-fashioned: ‘Judge! I know thirty-six hands for the poor dumb riddle. ’
Sun Delong: ‘Eh! I know seventy-two hands. ’
When I heard the old way, this one would be half more than me, so I immediately switched to it, ‘I can read the seventy Vajra Sutras in the poor way. ’
Sun Delong: ‘My Vajra Sutra cannot be read completely. ’
I’m so old-fashioned, I can’t finish reading it? How much do you have to read.
After pondering, there is.
Even if you are the eighteen arhats, Da Luo Jinxian, you are afraid of the devil’s fire and burn him. “six.