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Chapter 482 I want to kill myself!

"Xiaoqing Daxian, are you satisfied with the water temperature?"

"Brother Monkey, this fruit is sweet and delicious, just to your liking!"

"Holy Monk, today's almsgiving meal is a bit soft. The cooking skills of this farmhouse with a radius of a hundred miles are not good. Tomorrow I will go a little farther away to beg for alms!"

Drifting respectfully served everyone in the westbound team.

After all, he has personally seen the monkey's method of killing dozens of monsters with a single stick, and he has also seen the scene of Su Ming and Xiao Qing frying and frying the corpses of those monsters in the Golden Immortal Realm without changing their expressions, and feasting on them. !

How could this be an ordinary person! ?

There are many kings in Chiqian, and there are big brothers everywhere.

I have managed to practice peacefully in Liusha River for hundreds of years, but I don't want it to be so easy.

Now, of course, I have to serve these three bosses with all my heart!

Holding the slightly steaming teacup, Xiaoqing leaned comfortably on Brother Monkey's furry back, stretching her short legs with a satisfied face.

"Wow, it's delicious."

"Holy Monk, why is Lao Sha so polite to us?"

Su Ming picked his teeth without changing his face, and spread his hands carelessly.

"Maybe he has a good personality."

"Lao Sha, make the bed, camping tonight!!"

Sure enough, when he gave an order, Lao Sha got up from the ground in an instant, nodded and bowed and began to pack his luggage, and honestly made the bed and set up camp according to the order.

The monkey gnawed on the fruit with the same expression of satisfaction.

"My old grandson finally encountered a comfortable thing."

"Only Lao Sha hasn't changed, he's just as stupid as he is, working hard."

"It's very wise not to bring that piece of shit, Pig Mane."

"Just because of his pig smell, don't want us to rest in peace."

"Besides, Lao Zhu is too lazy to cook, and there is one more person to be served by Lao Sha, which actually delays our good life."

"Let him stay in Fuling Mountain, indulge in female sex all day long, and don't seek to make progress."

"What could that mean?"

Hearing this, Su Ming sighed helplessly and shook his head repeatedly.

"Monkey, you are still young, it's your responsibility as a teacher, I haven't taught you these things before."

"When I meet a cute female monkey someday, I will be your matchmaker as a teacher and make you transform."

The monkey snorted and didn't bother to talk to him at all.

But Xiaoqing's eyes lit up at this time, and she became excited.

"Holy Monk, I want to transform too!"

"What does that mean!"

"I haven't met a good-looking female snake yet. I haven't seen a second snake demon after practicing for so long!"

boom!

Just as Xiaoqing opened his mouth, he was hit by Wukong again on the head and his head collapsed. The teacup in his hand was so painful that it spilled all over the floor.

He rubbed his head repeatedly with his little hands in pain.

"Brother Monkey, where did I say something wrong!"

Goku rolled his eyes and snorted softly.

"Little worm doesn't learn well, and wants to try everything."

"Don't listen to that monk, he has nothing to say."

"Practitioners should stay away from women, refuse temptation, purify their hearts, and pursue the Dao wholeheartedly!"

When Su Ming heard this, he sneered instead.

"You wild monkey, where did you hear such nonsense?"

"Those who say this kind of thing probably don't have much success. It's probably someone who doesn't practice well and just makes excuses."

"According to this, the desire to become stronger is also a temptation, so why don't you pursue becoming stronger at all, and be honest."

When the monkey heard this, he looked at him thoughtfully.

Sensing that gaze, Su Ming's heart skipped a beat, and he frowned slightly.

"No way……"

The monkey snorted softly.

"It was said by someone who is not good at cultivation and making excuses."

"He also said that he only has the cultivation base of the Xuanxian realm, and it is entirely because of too many temptations that he can't pursue the Dao quietly, so he can't grow."

"There are quite a lot of people like this."

Seeing the appearance of the monkey pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, Su Ming had a guess in his heart.

Eighty percent of it is what I said in a certain reincarnation.

Although I don't know why the self in another timeline said these things to the monkey, but the tone and the statement really seemed to be said by himself.

Thinking of this, even he felt somewhat guilty.

"More than 40 reincarnations means that there are more than 40 different timelines of me who have different opinions, which is normal."

"If I were to know that I am so stupid in another timeline, I might travel directly to the past and kill myself."

"So today is different from the past. My theory here has always been to cultivate the seven emotions and six desires, eat, drink and play to assist, and the cultivation of immortals should be chic and happy!"

When the monkey heard these words, he was unexpectedly silent for a while.

I don't know if it's because I'm tired or tired, and I don't even have the idea of ​​continuing to bicker with him.

Just when the group was about to rest.

Suddenly, counting breath appeared not far away.

However, the Drifting Monk with the highest level of cultivation on the surface didn't realize it, and didn't know what happened at all.

Su Ming and Wukong looked at each other, seeing each other's doubts.

Right now.

Three enchanting figures dressed in silk came out from the mountain forest not far away, Yingying Yanyan, laughing constantly, seemed to go to the river to fetch water.

It wasn't until people approached that Drifting suddenly became alert.

Holding the Zen stick, he suddenly got up and rushed up.

"who!!"

"Where is the monster, dare to approach this place!!"

The first time they saw him, a big and thick fellow, appear on the other side of the river, the three beauties who came to fetch water were startled and screamed, throwing the buckets into the river.

"Ah!! So fierce!"

"very scary!!"

"Monster! Don't eat me!!"

Drifting is also an idiot, when he heard the voices of those three charming women, he didn't know what to do.

No matter how much he cultivated in the realm of Taiyi Golden Immortal, he couldn't sense any powerful aura from the opponent at all. He was in the same aura realm as Xiaoqing at all, not even a celestial being.

Just when he was at a loss.

The three women on the opposite side of the river were the first to settle down and spoke tentatively.

"Master on the other side of the river, you are not monsters, are you?"

"It's getting dark, could it be that you have no place to stay and are sleeping in the wilderness?"

"It's because we got it wrong just now. If you don't dislike it, our manor is not far ahead. Do you want to go and rest for a night together?"

When Drifting saw the three women, he not only apologized, but even invited them to stay overnight.

It was even more incoherent for a while.

"Ah, here, I, we..."

At this moment.

Su Ming suddenly appeared beside him with a smile, and waved at the beautiful woman on the other side of the river.

"Hi, benefactors!"

"The poor monk is not used to sleeping in the wilderness, Lao Sha, pack your bags, we won't be camping tonight!"

"Go, follow the female benefactors to have a look!"

As soon as this remark came out, the three women on the other side of the river cheered excitedly and happily.

"Here comes the holy monk!"

"Our house is just ahead!"

"There is a lot of food at home, and there are spare rooms!"