Chapter 1080, part 5 is fine, but could you please not notify the family?
Chapter 1080, part 5 is fine, but could you please not notify the family?
It must be said that Miss Yuan is understanding, and her thought process is always different from ordinary people.
In short, these past two days, Chuanmei and the others have been busy with work, and Lin Mo has had his own things to do, which has left Miss Yuan extremely bored and restless.
And now they've even resorted to role-playing with their dogs.
Now only Wangcai treats Miss Yuan like a child and is willing to play such a boring game with her.
"Sister Yuan, how about I treat you to dinner? Please let Wangcai go. I feel like you're going to kill it," the class monitor said, looking at Wangcai who looked utterly hopeless.
There was no other way; Wangcai was their cash cow, and they couldn't let Miss Yuan ruin it!
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan angrily rubbed her head and said, "Sigh, I can't help it. You're all busy, and no one's keeping me company. I'm so bored!"
"That means you're very happy, Sister Yuan!" Director Wang said憨憨地.
Miss Yuan: ? ? ?
What does this mean?
"Old Zhao once said that boredom is happiness, boredom is the greatest happiness. The more bored a person is, the happier that person is. Having nothing to do is the best thing."
Happiness isn't about being cheerful every day. The truth is, if nothing happens all day, you can lie in bed all day, eat eight meals a day, and your head is practically flat from lying down, that's the greatest happiness. Even the world's richest person isn't as happy as you.
He said his biggest wish in life is to have time to spend with his girlfriend, to do nothing all day, and just lie down somewhere and relax all day.
"So, Sister Yuan, you've reached the highest level of happiness! You're so incredibly happy!" Director Wang said earnestly.
In fact, Director Wang himself felt the same way. If people don't need to buy cars or houses, and don't have to worry about food and clothing, they would be very happy even if they were just lying in bed alone!
He still needs to work, write papers at night, submit assignments from time to time, and clean the house when he gets home.
Compared to someone like Miss Yuan, who doesn't need to go to work, write papers, has no worries about food or clothing, can get up whenever she wants, and doesn't even have to clean, his life is simply too miserable.
Hearing this, everyone was taken aback. Miss Yuan stroked her chin and thought for a moment, then nodded: "What you said makes sense. Old Zhao from your dorm is really something. It's a pity I've never met him. I wonder if he's as abstract as the three of you!"
"Don't worry, Sister Yuan. How could anyone who lives in the same dormitory as us be a truly good person? They're all cunning, lazy, greedy, and ignorant."
But don't worry, you'll see him when he comes back to pick up his diploma this graduation season.
"Then we'll discuss it and decide if he can stay too. That way, our team will be stronger, and I promise we won't let you down," the Sichuan girl said confidently.
The class monitor and He Xiaoyue, who were standing to the side, opened their mouths but ultimately did not speak.
Although the two girls weren't very familiar with Lao Zhao from their dormitory, they had been classmates for several years and naturally knew him. He was a tall, burly man from Northeast China, and the humor typical of Northeasterners was on full display.
Speaking of funny guys, Lao Zhao is definitely the funniest one in their dorm. He's popular, good-looking, and plays basketball. If he didn't have a girlfriend, he'd be quite popular with girls. As for being abstract, he's even more outrageous than Lin Mo and the other two. When they came back late from the internet cafe and were locked out by the dorm auntie, Lao Zhao led the way by calling the auntie "Mom" and even started singing "Only Mom is Good in the World," which forced the auntie to open the door. He's basically a social bully.
This guy is such a social butterfly, but he keeps saying he's an "I" (a derogatory term for a person from Northeast China), and that he's the most introverted person among Northeasterners, which is ridiculous.
"Okay, the more people the better. Of course, it would be even better if we could all share the same space. By the way, when is the next interview? Is it still this Saturday?" Miss Yuan asked.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl shook her head: "We're not holding open auditions for now. The social event is over for now. We've filmed enough footage to edit two videos. Once we've finished updating them, we'll switch to other themes."
After all, I'm not a professional matchmaker; I can't organize matchmaking events for various companies!
As for the matchmaking section, Xiaoyue can handle it, working on it online and occasionally meeting one or two people, or shooting some more footage, but it shouldn't be the main focus anymore.
It's obvious that Li Shiya isn't in the dating/marriage business, so she can't afford to spend too much energy on that; a few videos will suffice.
After all, he always felt that he was being used for publicity by various public institutions in Jiangning, and he had to film other things to maintain his own popularity.
"By the way, you weren't disgusted by your recent job interviews, were you?" Miss Yuan asked.
In response, He Xiaoyue slumped onto the table with a helpless expression and said, "Let alone the Sichuan girl, even the class monitor and I are disgusted to the core. Sometimes we even think that our values are wrong."
Before creating the matchmaking section, I really didn't know that people could have such big misunderstandings and overestimations of themselves. Sometimes I even thought she was joking.
What used to be called "marrying a rich man" is now called "admiring strength." What used to be called "I'm going to explode" is now called "breaking down defenses." What used to be called "godfather" is now called "older man." What used to be called "vanity" is now called "a sense of ritual." What used to be called "keeping you hanging" is now called "slow to warm up." What used to be called "looking at your zodiac sign and constellation" is now called "using personality predictions." What used to be called "flirting" is now called "finding a partner." What used to be called "acting like a grandson" is now called "providing emotional value."
Now I feel like I'm not a real woman!
"So, after I finish updating all the materials I have, I'm going to go out and relax. I've realized that sweet love isn't going to come my way right now, but I can go to a club, spend some money, and experience temporary love," the Sichuan girl said with longing.
Hearing this, the class monitor chuckled and said, "You? Forget it, Sichuan girl. Earning money isn't easy, don't make mistakes!"
"What do you mean by making a mistake? If this market exists, then it must have some value!" Chuanmei retorted.
To this, Miss Yuan sneered, "You want to go out and have some fun? When the emperor goes out to have fun, it's called 'playing with dragons and phoenixes,' when a prince goes out to have fun, it's called 'stealing fragrance and jade,' when a rich man goes out to have fun, it's called 'indulging in sensual pleasures,' when a rich young master goes out to have fun, it's called 'debonair and dashing,' but when you go out to have fun, it's Article 78 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law: a fine of five thousand, fifteen days of detention! And your family will be notified!"
When you get arrested by the police, don't tell them it was love at first sight, but you just couldn't remember each other's names!
Sichuan girl:.
"Well, I can give you five thousand, but could you please not notify the family?"
Miss Yuan: →_→
(End of this chapter)
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