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Chapter 358 Don't Drink While Riding A Pig, Don't Ride A Pig While Drinking
The audience laughed in the auditorium.
Since there are seniors, there will naturally be juniors.
next second.
The younger brother in Taiyi's mouth~ appeared on the stage.
It is Shen Gongbao, the second and fifth son of the famous Fengshen!
I saw him wearing black clothes and holding a nine-section whip. The figure is much better than the chubby Daoist Taiyi, he looks very cold, he said: "Hunyuanzhu, today you are inserting...... inserting.....It is difficult to fly with wings!"
Unfortunately it was a stutter.
The audience laughed again.
Knowing that this guy is the big villain, but because of his sudden stuttering, he became a little cute.
Speaking of which, in this movie, due to Shen Gongbao's stuttering, when he met Nezha for the first time, he also got the nickname "Shen Gonggong" from Nezha and successfully became the great eunuch.
Because when he introduced himself, he always said this: "...public...public..."
It has to be said that the two characteristics of Trump and stuttering not only subverted the traditional film and television images of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao, but also made these two characters plump and interesting immediately.
Closer to home.
"Hey, Junior Brother, don't scare him!" Taiyi Daoist said to Shen Gongbao in a trumpet, then turned his head and waved to the little monster transformed from the Hunyuan Pearl: "Come to Uncle."
Hunyuanzhu can bear this kind of strange man with a strange accent and a greasy face?
It turned into a big monster in an instant, knocking Daoist Taiyi into the air.
Seeing this, Shen Gongbao smiled contemptuously, and rushed up confidently. In the next second, he was also thrown away.
Two human marks, one fat and one thin, were left on the cloud layer.
At this time.
Daoist Taiyi, whose face was swollen from the beating, jumped out of the cloud, and said angrily with Trump: "You bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face!"
Say it.
He waved his fists, his fat body was extremely agile, but the Hunyuanzhu monster ran away.
He summoned the whisk to grow longer, wrapped around Hunyuanzhu's arms, and tied them together with his own hands. After being tied up, Taiyi Daoist began to wave, with his swollen right cheek, his eyebrows were bright and provocative Said to the Hunyuanzhu monster: "You hit me! You hit me!"
Hunyuanzhu: I have never heard of such a request since the beginning of the world!
must be satisfied!
"Ka-Ka-Ka!"
In an instant, four arms appeared on Hunyuanzhu's body.
Daoist Taiyi was dumbfounded, and then he could only smile awkwardly: "Would you like Yuanlian?"
Of course not!
bang bang bang bang!
But seeing Hunyuanzhu's four arms waving, four huge fists kept falling on the face of Taiyi real person, beating him violently, and in the blink of an eye, he was beaten into a pig's head.
He only had half of his face swollen just now, but now his whole head is swollen.
While Hunyuanzhu kept beating, he took out a mirror from nowhere, as if looking at his handsome face.
this moment.
Late at night, the theater was full of laughter, and the audience burst into laughter:
"If you really want to hammer it!"
"Slaps in the face come too fast like a tornado!"
"Really Taiyi is too funny! Hahahaha!"
"Hunyuanzhu: This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request.
"God Trump!"
"Doubt the mental state of the Gu King ladies, how did they come up with such a funny scene?"
"You forgot "That Rabbit", some parts of "That Rabbit" are also very funny."
Reba and his assistant were also amused by the plot, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.
When Daoist Taiyi was violently beaten by Hun Yuanzhu, Yuanshi Tianzun made a move.
He sacrificed the alchemy furnace, refined the Hunyuan Pearl with ease, and divided it into two, into spirit beads and magic pills.
The primordial spirit of the magic pill is indestructible, and Yuanshi Tianzun casts the Heaven Tribulation Curse, and three years later, the heavenly thunder will be brought down to destroy the magic pill.
And Lingzhu...
"Li Jing is the man of destiny, and the Lingzhu can be reincarnated as his third son. This task... I will leave it to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said flatly, and used the treasure lotus to put the Lingzhu together until Riqi.
Baolian slowly drifted towards Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.
When it floated in front of Shen Gongbao, Shen Gongbao looked eager to reach out to take it, but it floated into the hands of Daoist Taiyi whose face was so swollen from the hammer that his mother didn't even recognize him.
"I have eleven of the Twelve Golden Immortals in Kunlun. If you can cultivate the Lingzhu into a talent, the last position will belong to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"Thank you, master, for your cultivation." Master Taiyi kept thanking his teacher with Trump, while Shen Gongbao on the side lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.
This scene.
The joy of Daoist Taiyi and Shen Gongbao's loss are in stark contrast.
Rottt......
"Hey..." Some audience members sighed.
People who are familiar with Fengshen basically know the reason, because Shen Gongbao is a monster, and Yuanshi Tianzun doesn't like monsters the most.
Don't talk about comparing with real Taiyi, in Yuxu Palace, Jiang Ziya's status is not as high as that of Shen Gongbao.
In the midst of everyone's thoughts, Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared:
"After the Lingzhu was born, I called it...Nezha!" Yuanshi Tianzun said the last sentence before disappearing.
The voice echoed in the sky, and the clouds covered the figures of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.
Seven large golden characters emerged from the sea of clouds.
"Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World".
"Not bad.
"It's not just good, I think it looks great."
"It made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night, hahahaha, Taier Zhenren is so funny.
"Shen Gongbao is also good."
"Thank you to those people on the Internet who hacked this film, otherwise I would not be able to get tickets today."
"There are times when they regret it.
When the movie screen switched, the audience whispered.
Many people had expressions of surprise on their faces.
You know, with the popularity of the theme of Fengshen, there are not many TV series, animations, movies, etc. about Nezha, but those plots and stories are repeated over and over again, and the audience is tired of watching them.
However, what people never expected is that You Mingyue actually made such subversive changes to the story of Nezha, and even the gods and figures in it have been greatly changed. Who would have thought that the real Taiyi is actually a big drunkard? Shen Gongbao, who yelled "Daoist friends, please stay on your feet", has become a stutterer?
The different development made everyone look forward to the following plot at this moment.
The next moment.
The audience laughed again.
After the screen switched, on the way to Chentangguan, the real Taiyi "flying drunk driving" all the way.
This light-hearted alcoholic immortal is fine with drinking by himself, but he actually poured alcohol into the mouth of his mount Flying Pig... The audience couldn't help but smile.
"Police, I'll report someone drunk and driving!"
"Pig: I may not be human, but you are a real dog!"
"Shen Gongbao: You've all seen that, with this virtue, he is also worthy of being the Twelve Golden Immortals? Kou?"