My minimum living allowance is credited to my account every day with 1000 million yuan

Chapter 849 I'm Not Clean Anymore

Tan Yun had heard of Mr. Liu's legendary reputation in the business world, but she didn't know why he was so influential there!

Their boss is Cha Lan, which is already impressive enough! The key point is that their former leader is now the CEO of Junxiao Group, and the person they used to communicate with is now the owner of Junxiao Group!

With these few layers of buffs, he'd be a prominent figure not only in Jiangzhou but also in the tech world of China!

"Are you Mr. Chen?" Tan Yun still wanted to confirm, otherwise it would be troublesome if she mistook him for someone else.

"It's me. Please sit down. This person next to me is someone I know, so I won't introduce him!"

"An acquaintance?" Tan Yun looked at the handsome man beside her, whose face was flushed with excitement, with a puzzled expression. "You...you are?"

Chen Xiao: ".", This is what you call dating? They don't even know him!

"Senior, I'm your junior. Do you remember when you sang on stage at my freshman welcome party and I gave you flowers?"

Tan Yun thought hard for a long time, "Is that so? I don't remember it very well!"

Diao Nan was somewhat frustrated. "I guess you sent the flowers too quickly, so you didn't feel my feelings! I ran into you a few times in the cafeteria afterward and asked to add you on WeChat, but you don't remember?"

How am I supposed to respond to these awkward questions? Tan Yun gave a dry laugh: "Uh, uh, junior, it's you! I recognize you!"

Seeing her like this, Chen Xiao instantly understood her. He had reacted the same way when he met President Jia that morning. Chen Xiao was certain that Tan Yun had no idea who Diao Nan was.

Just when I thought that was the end of it, Diao Nan suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Then tell me, senior, what's my name?"

Damn it, couldn't you just give each other a way out? Did it have to be so awkward?

Tan Yun looked at Chen Xiao almost pleadingly, but Chen Xiao didn't look at her; instead, he lowered his head and drank his tea. She could only chuckle awkwardly, "I only remember that my junior's surname is Li; I don't remember anything else!"

She silently chanted Amitabha Buddha's name, thinking that since Li was a common surname, the chances of winning the lottery were relatively high!

Diao Nan exclaimed, "Senior, you didn't mistake me for Li Chao, did you? I'm Diao Nan, not Li Chao!"

Who is Li Chao again?! Tan Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Luckily, Diao Nan revealed his name, so everything is okay now.

"No, no, I misspoke..."

Chen Xiao almost spat out his tea; he could understand Tan Yun's feelings at that moment!

Tan Yun then added, "I remember back in school, Li Chao and Diao Nan were the most handsome. You two were equally handsome, like two equally brilliant men. I spoke too quickly just now."

"Huh? Me and Li Chaoshuai are evenly matched?" Diao Nan felt as if he had been greatly insulted!

"Senior, Li Chao is 160cm tall, weighs 100kg, has a face as black as the bottom of a pot, and his nose hairs are longer than his head hairs. Am I his equal?"

Tan Yun: ".", Damn it, this is never going to end. Can't we just end this topic?

"Ahem—, Tan Yun, please sit down. I have a few questions for you!"

Tan Yun breathed a sigh of relief. This was the real deal today; she was here to make money off him. Well, not just money, but mainly to complete Mr. Liu's task!

"Mr. Chen, please ask, I will not hide anything!" His attitude was unusually upright.

Chen Xiao nodded in approval, "Tell me about your romantic experiences—"

Diao Nan's eyes lit up, and he forgot about the fact that Tan Yun had grouped him and Li Chao into the same category. As for the senior's romantic history, she was just an innocent girl. Where would she have any experience?

"You're asking for nothing. Senior has always focused on her studies and should be single now!"

Chen Xiao couldn't be bothered to reply to him; this guy was obsessed with love!

Tan Yun blushed slightly, wondering why this Mr. Chen would be interested in her romantic history. Was it because he was interested in her? But if that were the case, he should get rid of this third wheel!

Sigh, men! The more handsome they are, the more perverted they become. I really don't know why they like this kind of thing!

Remembering Mr. Liu's instructions, Tan Yun composed herself and began to recount her story: "My first love was..."

The game started with a critical hit, even Chen Xiao was filled with awe! Diao Nan's eyes widened immediately.

"They broke up after graduation!"

Diao Nan breathed a sigh of relief, "It's just kids playing house!"

Chen Xiao looked at him and thought, "Hmm, his mindset is good!"

Tan Yun, unsure why Diao Nan was explaining for her, continued, "My second relationship."

Seamless?

Diao Nan's expression wavered, and Chen Xiao's mood gradually improved as she saw his sad look!

After speaking, Tan Yun looked at Chen Xiao, wondering why he still had a happy expression on his face. She naturally didn't know that it was because Diao Nan's face was constantly contorting!

"The next day, we broke up!"

"What? They broke up so soon?" Diao Nan exclaimed in anguish!

Tan Yun's face immediately turned cold: "What's it to you? Why are you talking so rudely!" She had come for Chen Xiao and didn't care about this so-called junior at all!

Diao Nan was completely numb when he suddenly felt a slight pain in his stomach. His mind was a jumbled mess, and he didn't pay any attention to it, mistaking it for heartache!

"Ignore him, continue!" Chen Xiao picked up her teacup and drank it all in one gulp, feeling refreshed! Who knew she had such a rich past!

"I've been too busy with my studies to date!"

"Aren't you single?" Diao Nan blurted out.

Tan Yun ignored him; it was like the emperor wasn't worried, but the eunuch was. Chen Xiao followed up with, "What's going on?"

"Whose child is this?" Diao Nan asked just as Tan Yun was about to answer.

"Both of my ex-boyfriends have contacted me, and I don't know whose child it is."

Chen Xiao knew her private life was rather chaotic, but he truly hadn't expected it to be this chaotic. Seeing Diao Nan's suicidal look, he wondered if he was being too cruel to her; he should have known better than to give her the drug!

It hurts! It really hurts! Diao Nan's body is numb!

"I haven't been in a relationship since."

Chen Xiao was a little confused; how could this person have changed so much? Diao Nan, however, was already praising him with a touch of relief: "A prodigal daughter who returns is more precious than gold!"

"Go to hell, you're the one who's a slut." Tan Yun glanced at him coldly, then said to Chen Xiao, "Those boys at school are all so immature, I don't like them. I've been with some old man from the streets for four years!" Diao Nan's face turned ashen.

Chen Xiao also realized that this wasn't about looking down on his classmate's naivety; it was clearly about him being attracted to the older man's material wealth!

"After graduation, my uncle bought me an apartment in Jiangzhou. I married an honest man from a similar social class, and had a child the following year!"

"Oh, you're married?" Diao Nan felt as if her heart was being torn apart, and she felt that her life had no meaning anymore!

Tan Yun continued, "I got divorced when my child was one year old!"

Chen Xiao asked, "You got divorced when the child was so young?"

My husband found out the child wasn't his.

He scratched his head. Well, how could one person possibly handle this? Looking at Diao Nan, he probably couldn't figure it out either.

But why did Diao Nan look like she had seen the light? Chen Xiao frowned, wondering why she was so persistent.

"Senior, are you still single? I can take care of you!"

Damn, Chen Xiao decided to stay away from him from now on!

Tan Yun glanced at Diao Nan disdainfully. "You want to take care of me? Who do you think you are?"

"After the divorce, custody of the children was awarded to my ex-husband. Three months later, I remarried."

Chen Xiao already knew what happened next, so he wasn't surprised at all. Holding his teacup, gazing at the golden tea, he glanced at Diao Nan's constipated face. Ah, that felt good! Serves you right for being so cheeky!

“However, we got divorced again a year later. I’m still single now—” Tan Yun’s eyes were filled with expectation. Could it be that this President Chen was still interested in her? That wasn’t something she couldn’t consider, after all, he was someone that President Liu valued highly!

Chen Xiao coughed twice and looked at Diao Nan. Surely this guy should be sober now?

But when he looked at Diao Nan, he couldn't help but doubt himself. This girl's eyes were filled with hope: "Senior, give me a chance, I promise I'll treat you well—"

Speechless. Diao Chan's cousin is such a stubborn person! There are so many women in the world, why is he so fixated on Tan Yun?

Hearing Diao Nan's words, Tan Yun was annoyed by this third wheel. "How can President Chen confess his feelings to me if you say things like that?"

"Junior, we're not a good match!"

Diao Nan: "How could it not be suitable? I think it's very suitable!"

Tan Yun smiled and said, "You just graduated, right? Do you have a solid financial foundation?"

Economic foundation? Diao Nan thought for a moment: "We have one—"

"Oh? Tell me about it!"

"A Volkswagen Polo!"

Tan Yun was stunned, and after a long while said, "That's because it's so basic."

Diao Nan added, "Uh, I also have 5 yuan in debt, which I owe my cousin."

"Junior, I didn't expect you to not only have a solid foundation, but also to be able to grow from there."

Diao Nan understood the sarcasm and explained, "I have a good job now, I've joined Zhifei Aerospace!"

“Junior, I’m also at Zhifei Aerospace. And I own three apartments in Jiangzhou, all over 150 square meters! I also have two cars, a Porsche 718 and a Mercedes-Benz GLE!”

Chen Xiao rubbed her chin. These ex-husbands of hers are quite willing to let go. Then she turned to Diao Nan. "Shouldn't you give up now? The two of you are completely incompatible. He's not attracted to you, and his financial situation is far better than yours. How can you be together? You can't give him what he wants!"

But Diao Nan seemed not to understand: "Senior, believe me, in the near future, I will definitely be able to give you a life 10 times better than you are now!"

Tan Yun sneered, "I don't believe you, you idiot! What makes you think I'd believe you? Unless you tell me some relative of yours is a billionaire."

Chen Xiao was impressed; even so, he wouldn't give up. Just then, Diao Nan's expression suddenly changed drastically, and he stood up abruptly! A thought flashed through Chen Xiao's mind—was the drug taking effect?

"Ah, senior, wait for me a moment!" she said, her expression changing again as she hurriedly ran to the bathroom.

I had just started moving when I heard a "plop, plop" sound.

Diao Nan felt a wave of dizziness wash over him, and he turned and ran towards the bathroom. A line of poetry flashed through his mind: "The Yellow River's waters come from the sky, rushing to the sea never to return!"

He completely ignored the shocked expressions of those around him, and even covered his nose as he ran incredibly fast!

The effect was so strong that Chen Xiao couldn't even drink his tea anymore! Diao Nan, wearing white pants, was stained a muddy yellow. When he got up, he ran past Tan Yun, creating a truly dramatic effect!

Ugh—Tan Yun couldn't hold it in and almost threw up!

It took her a few minutes to recover. Luckily, the room had a relatively advanced ventilation system, and the smell disappeared quickly!

Chen Xiao reflected on his actions, wondering if he had been too cruel to Diao Nan. All Diao Nan had done was make a joke, and Chen Xiao had called his beloved over, repeatedly stabbing him in the heart and making him look so foolish in front of her!

Feeling a pang of pity, she said, "Tan Yun, he's actually quite a good catch. You could consider him—"

A Volkswagen Polo+ with 5 yuan in debt—and you call that "not bad"? Then someone explain to me what a "fire pit" really means! Tan Yun retorted to Chen Xiao for the first time: "Mr. Chen, he and I are really not suitable."

As she spoke, she looked intently at Chen Xiao, somewhat afraid that he would be angry, after all, this guy had 50 written on his forehead!

"Okay, you can think about it yourself! You can leave him your contact information, and I won't interfere with how things develop afterward. Hmm, if you two really get together, I can also give you a house!"

"Give him a house?" Tan Yun hesitated. "Mr. Chen, can I add you on WeChat? You can give him my WeChat ID later?"

Waving his hand, he said, "Just leave your WeChat ID, and I'll have him add you in a bit!"

Tan Yun pursed her lips, sensing that this Mr. Chen looked down on her! Hmph, what's there to be proud of? If it weren't for the 50 yuan, if it weren't for Mr. Liu's introduction, would I even acknowledge you?

"Alright, Mr. Chen, I'll be going now. Goodbye!" He stood up, slung his LV tote bag over his shoulder, and hopped away.

Chen Xiao took out his phone and made some arrangements. Soon, medical staff in white coats came in from outside, carrying clean clothes, and went straight to the restroom.

He got up and moved to another spot. Sitting there, the image of Diao Nan's khaki pants kept lingering in his mind, and he couldn't even drink his tea!

Twenty minutes later, Chen Xiao's phone rang twice. He picked it up and glanced at it; it was a message from Diao Nan: "Chen Xiao, is Tan Yun still there?"

"gone!"

"Okay, I'll be right there!"

After taking a shower and changing into fresh clothes, a refreshed Diao Nan quickly appeared before Chen Xiao: "Damn, what bad luck, I got poisoned—"

"It must be food poisoning! I didn't dare to buy a discounted breakfast this morning!" Diao Nan added.

Oh, so you've finished explaining for me!

"Your company's medical staff are amazing! They gave me a shot of a special medicine, and I'm back to my old self right away. Look at me, aren't I fully recovered?"

Chen Xiao smiled. How could the effect not be good? It's a targeted treatment!

“Look—” Chen Xiao pointed to the small note on the table!

"what?"

"I've gotten Tan Yun's WeChat and phone number for you!"

I thought Diao Nan would be overjoyed, but to my surprise, he became melancholy: "Never mind, I'm not clean anymore!" (End of Chapter)