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Chapter 295
Chapter 295
"Pearl, I never, never, felt that your mother is so difficult to catch up with. Oh, I'm so tired, I'm dead." Yanxi sat on the left side of the boat waist, paddling with one oar after another.
Pearl sat in the front row, cheering him on by tapping the beat.
The boatman sat on the right side of the waist of the boat, rowing much more easily than Yanxi, that's what he ate.
"Young man, you need to strengthen your exercise at ordinary times, and you can't do it after only a few oars?" The boatman didn't blush, he couldn't breathe, and he rebuked with reason and evidence.
"Cut, I can't? You don't know, I brought, how much, girl, fly." He was stubborn, just refusing to admit the fact that he was exhausted.
The torrenting round after round last night did require a lot of physical strength, but that was supported by alcohol.
Wu Song can still kill a tiger under the blessing of alcohol. Drinking alcohol has a somewhat buffer effect.
But on the way today, he didn't even take a sip of drink, so who would he pant if he didn't?
"Young man, you shouldn't indulge in lust, hey." The boatman thought wrongly.
Based on what he just said, no one wants to be wrong.
"I, it's all like this. Shouldn't you return some of the money you collected?"
Hearing this, the boatman stopped paddling, threw the wet oars onto the deck, and said, "Come on, then don't paddle anymore, just enjoy the beautiful scenery of West Lake."
At this moment, Yanxi had a deep understanding of the meaning of the word thief boat, this is a thief boat!
In fact, there are many formal charter points in the West Lake Scenic Area, and the charges are not high.
For such privately contracted locals who depend on water for water, they just turn a blind eye.
The important thing is that Yanxi had no one else to look for at that time, so he was alone.
Now I have troubles and can't tell, so I can only coax them first.
"Hurry up and row, I won't let you refund the money, okay?" He said to spare the boatman, but in his heart he began to think about how to avenge this arrow.
Hearing that he gave in, the boatman triumphantly picked up the oar, spit on the palm of his hand twice, shook his shoulders, and rowed left and right in cooperation with him again.
But chasing after him like this is not an option, he pressed the speakerphone and dialed Hua Mo.
"What are you doing again?" She was taking pictures, but was interrupted by the call, and she was furious.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, you row slowly, slow down, okay?" He was so tired that he was about to roll his eyes, his jaw was burning with pain, and his waist was so sore.
"Huh? How did you know I was rowing?"
"Look, seven o'clock, direction."
Hua Mo looked to the right, but there was nothing.
"Aren't you stupid, seven o'clock! You, that is, four o'clock."
"Oh," Hua Mo turned around and saw him scratching with a paddle dog and Pearl waving enthusiastically from a distance, "Oh my god! Why are you here?"
"Pearl, say, I miss my mother, I can't do it, I want it, I'm exhausted." His two hands were completely stiff, and when he looked down, there were big blisters on the tiger's mouth.
Hua Mo immediately directed their boat to turn around, and rowed towards Yanxi and Pearl.
Pat, Pat, is it raining?
"Not good! It's raining!" The boatman took out a poncho from under the seat, put it on skillfully, stared at his words, shrugged and continued, "I'm sorry, that's all."
Hua Mo's boat is the same as the one in "Legend of the New White Snake", with a curved canopy, so it can't get wet from the rain.
It can be said that the design on the west side is similar to that of a speedboat, with a stylish convertible top, you are dumbfounded...
Yanxi had no choice but to hold up her clothes to protect Pearl from the rain.
The rain was about to fall heavily, and the two ships finally came together.
The two boatmen worked together to connect the boats, and Yanxi took the opportunity to hand over the pearls and schoolbags.
Hua Mo and Third Sister kissed Pearl's cheeks several times, which was extremely rare.
When he was about to cross over, the boatman on the other side waved his hand and said that it was full and overloaded was dangerous.
So, the two aunts took pearls and watched him drenched in the rain.
Hua Mo shouted to him through the tent: "You tiger? Why didn't you tell me in advance?"
"Didn't I want to surprise you?"
"You're a straight guy who doesn't understand anything! Don't surprise me in the future, I'm afraid you'll frighten me!"
Yanxi was upset, he had traveled thousands of miles to meet her with pearls in his arms, and now he was still soaking in the cold rain, no credit but hard work, right?
Hua Mo, this is obviously wrong with people!
"Sixth sister, don't talk like that. Sixth brother-in-law has hard work without credit. You should say that there is still room for improvement." The third sister can still speak.
"Just him?" Hua Mo said disdainfully, "Who knows what shameful things he did last night, he couldn't even paddle a broken boat, it's so embarrassing."
hiss!Is she jealous?
"Little sister, this boat is out of power, it's not a broken boat." The boatman hiding in his poncho let out a sigh.
"Tch, didn't you also go to the nightclub last night? Who knows if you have played any cross-border sports." Yanxi countered.
"Well, I've played everything, are you in charge? I'm so mad at you!"
The boatman was stunned. The two tried desperately to catch up, but after catching up, they started arguing. One took the girl to fly, and the other played everything in the nightclub.
What is this called, not a family, not entering a family, exciting!
"What are you playing, let's hear it, let's compare?" He intentionally provoked Hua Mo.
"Compare! Tell me first, what have you done so amazingly?"
"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death! We played disco in the aquarium, had a pajama party, the kind of pajamas with lace suspenders and skirts! We also played dozens of rapids on the long stairs, hehe, Do you think you are weak?" He boasted triumphantly.
A hand stretched out from the opposite canopy, accompanied by Hua Mo's voice: "Brother, let me use your oar."
The boatman passed the oar.
Hua Mo took the oar, jumped out, jumped in front of Yanxi, slapped the oar on his leg, completely ignoring the raindrops on her body, raised her finger to the tip of his nose, and said seriously: "It's a good game!" Are you happy? Then why are you here? Keep playing with them!"
Oops, misfortune came out of my mouth, and I caused trouble.
It's okay to bicker at ordinary times, but once she gets angry, the situation becomes serious.
Yanxi quickly apologized, wiped off the rain on his face, clasped his hands together, and said reverently: "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. I was wrong. I was talking nonsense just now. I just wanted to annoy you. Who told you to come to Suzhou and Hangzhou? Take me, don't take me to the nightclub, go back to the tent quickly, don't catch a cold."
Seeing his miserable and good-looking appearance, Hua Mo didn't bother to teach him any more, threw the oars on the boat, jumped back, and got into the tent.
The boatman shuddered, picked up the wooden oar and tapped it on himself, shook his head, gave Yanxi a thumbs up and said, "Young man, you are really resistant to beating, and you are in good health. I take back what I said earlier."
"Mom," Pearl said in a low voice, "he's not talking nonsense, those aunts don't have enough clothes, and they're still sitting on the cushions and chatting together."
What Pearl said was to advance bravely in the torrent.
But from the sounds of the two aunts, this "咻" is meaningful and ulterior.
Hua Mo got out of the tent again, jumped onto the boat again, snatched the wooden oar from the boatman's hand, slapped Yanxi's legs three times, and cursed fiercely: "Let you sho, let you sho! "
After venting, I returned the oars and went back to the tent to hide from the rain.
"Young man," the boatman swallowed hard, secretly hid the oar under the seat, and said sympathetically, "I don't understand, you paid 2000 yuan to rent my boat just to come here and get beaten up?"
"What?!" Hua Mo poked his head out, stared at the boatman coldly, and asked word by word, "Two? Thousand?"
Before waiting for further confirmation, she jumped over again, and without seeing the boatman's oar, she snatched it from Yanxi's hand, and slapped him five times on his leg.
Make an arithmetic progression!
It may have been soaked in the rain, and the sound sounded like being hit on a lump of rotten meat.
"I was wrong!" the boatman shouted, almost knelt down, with tears in his eyes, begging for Yanxi's mercy, "little sister, stop beating, people will die, I don't want this boat to become a murderous boat, Can't I refund half of the money to him?"
"Half?" She gritted her teeth, raised the oar in her hand high, aimed at her slightly swollen leg, and was about to slap it hard.
"All back! I'll give him all back, please, don't fight anymore, okay?" The boatman kept bowing.
A southerner who grew up listening to the legend of the White Snake has never seen this kind of northeast tigress.
"Give it back to him?" Her hint couldn't be more obvious.
The boatman understood, immediately took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll transfer it to you, okay?"
"That's about the same." She threw the paddle aside, showed the payment code, and then returned to the tent with satisfaction.
Although the place on his leg was hot, Yanxi couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw that his daughter-in-law had asked for all the money from the thief boat: "It's worth it! Achoo!"
(End of this chapter)