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Chapter 271 Painted Skin
Chapter 271 Painted Skin
Hanhan dragged Yanxi by the arm and dragged him into the women's changing room in full view.
"You sit and wait for me, don't mess with everyone's things!" She pushed him on the stool in the dressing room, and ran out without saying a word.
Grandma, this is indeed the place he dreamed of coming to, but it shouldn't be at this time, and it shouldn't be coming while everyone is watching.
The clothes that everyone changed are hanging on the closets around, and the shoe cabinets are full of all kinds of women's shoes, pointy toes, stilettos, Roman bindings, long boots, all shoes that can satisfy the fantasies of middle-aged men are all there!
Now he is sitting on pins and needles, afraid that a girl will suddenly run in and shout hooligans, perverts, old dirty turtles.
A few minutes later, Hanhan came in with a big bag of bottles and cans, and said, "Fortunately, I have some stock in the company. Come, sit down."
"What are you going to do?" He asked with wide eyes.
"I'll cover your blemishes, it's bruised and purple, how can you calm Brother Hao at night? Look up!" She held up his chin, pinned up his hair with a hairpin, revealing a brain full of wisdom.
Hanhan seemed to enjoy this process very much, humming "Courage" softly throughout the whole process, his big flickering eyes kept scanning his face, carefully checking for any flaws that were missed or unnatural traces.
It was the first time the two faces were so close.
Yan Xi was so close that he didn't even dare to breathe out, he just kept holding it in, his face turned from pale to red.
"Brother Yan, isn't your heart beating too loudly? You're in good health!" she teased.
"What heartbeat? It's a tower shaker. You heard it wrong." He quibbled.
"They said you were slapped in the face by your sister-in-law, really?
She is too cruel.
What did you do wrong to punish you like this?
Cheating, or being stubborn? "She asked nonchalantly, people don't gossip to waste young people.
He shrank his head back a few centimeters, refocused his eyes from her forehead to her eyes, and said, "Don't talk nonsense about your sister-in-law.
The bruise on my face is from fighting criminals.
Last night, the three of us played against more than thirty people, and we won in the end.
It's awesome! "
Hanhan stretched his hand to the back of his neck and pushed towards him hard, and the distance between the two returned to within one foot again.
She stuck out her tongue and said, "Liu Wei Wei Wei, I believe you are a ghost.
Don't move!
I don't have eyes with this pen, so be careful to poke you blind. "
Yanxi blinked and said, "I'll go! Sticking out your tongue so close? Spit spit on my face!"
She pouted her lips, lightly punched his shoulder, then moved closer, and continued to wipe his face.
His upper arm was leaning against her inner thigh, and the soft, warm feeling made the old man's heart agitated and he jumped wildly.
Yan Xi withdrew his arms violently, his eyes wandered around, but he didn't dare to look at her face.
She didn't seem to take it seriously, she just pouted and said, "Don't move around, just sit down obediently, okay?"
In the women's locker room of ten square meters, there was a man and a woman, and the pure and lustful woman was almost riding on the man's body, and said something.
May I ask which man in the world can stand up to it?
But this is in the company, and it's working hours, people come and go outside, and the figure of Hua Mo with scissors in his head is also running back and forth.
He insisted on pushing it up, ah bah, he just stood up.
"It's almost slipping away. Isn't it said that a man must have some scars to be handsome? Don't cover them all up." He excused.
"Who said that? Rough men are no longer popular now, haven't you watched TV dramas, which male number one doesn't have a thinner and more fleshy face than mine?"
"Wang Baoqiang."
"I hate it! Is Wang Baoqiang acting in a TV series?"
"Yes, "Soldier Assault"."
"I said now, the current TV series!"
"Detective Chinatown?"
"TV drama!"
"That's right, there's nothing wrong with a three-episode TV series."
Hanhan stood up straight, crossed her hips, pouted and said, "Hmph, it seems that your injury is still too light!"
Seeing her like this, he tried to take the opportunity to get up and said, "Okay? Thank you."
Unexpectedly, she pressed his shoulder again, acted like a baby, and let him sit down obediently again.
"I'm here, let's paint my eyebrows by the way, just to try my new eyebrow pencil." She bit her lip, and came closer with the eyebrow pencil.
"Are you here? You can pretend that I'm not here." He hastily declined.
"Who said you? I'm talking about the addiction to make-up. Just put on a full set, hehehe, be good, um, brother Yan is the most obedient." She is as cute as a little white rabbit, where is Yanxi? I have the heart to sweep away her elegance.
Oh, sin!
Hanhan's enjoyment of painting his face is the same as that of a five or six-year-old girl painting her own Barbie doll.
The happiness of beautiful women is often so simple and perverted.
"You've been with me for so long, aren't you afraid of other people's gossip?" He reminded.
"Tch, who cares about our affairs now, everyone is thinking about manpower reform, and they all hope that the knife of layoffs will be cut on others.
Do you think I am wronged or not? I came here just after graduating. I haven't waited for promotion, but I have waited for layoffs.
Why! ’ she complained with a sigh.
That's right, she even rented a house specially near the company. The land is so expensive, and it's not worth it to be kicked out by the company after putting in so much enthusiasm.
There are many people like her in the company, no matter who is laid off, it is equally cruel and desolate.
He didn't dare to speak sarcasticly, and he didn't dare to guarantee anything, but he made up his mind to put his soon-to-be aging body under the historical wheel of the company's transformation.
It can be delayed for a while, and it can be blocked for a while.
After another 10 minutes, she held her masterpiece and admired it, with a satisfied smile and eight white teeth like jade on her face.
"It's so beautiful, I really want to kiss it!" She boasted proudly.
Yanxi was startled, and said seriously, "Wait a minute! What do you mean by 'too beautiful'?"
In his opinion, he is either handsome or cool, how could he be beautiful?
This girl shouldn't paint herself as a demon, right?
Bah!
He got up anxiously and went to the mirror.
Is this... still him?
Eyebrows like willow leaves, eyes like a fox, a tall nose bridge, pink and mean lips, and even a cicada was created for him.
Sorcery, sin!
"Hanhan, big sister, auntie, please let me be a human being!" He begged bitterly.
She held her stomach and laughed for a minute or two, and took several selfies with him before finally planning to let him go.
"Brother Yan, if you dare to offend me in the future, I'll post a photo of the two of us on Moments, believe it or not?" She threatened.
"Quick, put away your childish thoughts! I will never offend you in my life, don't worry."
She immediately put a finger on his mouth and said, "Life is long, don't make promises lightly.
I'm afraid you can't afford it. "
Yanxi dodged her hand, forced a smile and said, "For you, a lifetime is a long time, but I am not.
Which one comes first, tomorrow or death, I have a question mark every day.
Forget it, you don’t even understand.
Quickly make my face normal! "
He raised his voice, pretending to be serious.
Hanhan was frightened, so he curled up his lips and reluctantly helped him change the makeup to a normal style.
He was very satisfied after looking in the mirror, and was about to go out when she stopped him: "Brother Yan, wait, there are still good things to show you!"
Uh... In the dressing room, she said she wanted to show him something nice, what could it be?
Could it be the little white rabbit or the big steamed bun?
Yanxi stood there nervously, neither going out nor returning.
She hurriedly put away her cosmetics, grabbed his sleeve and ran out.
"Oh, aren't you looking in there?" He asked.
"Huh???" She didn't know what weird picture he was imagining.
The two came to her workstation, she turned the monitor towards him, clapped her hands, and said, "Look!"
On the screen are several groups of constantly changing numbers and a rising curve.
"Is this the real-time data of the e-commerce activities?" He immediately realized and observed carefully.
Han Han interpreted it: "This curve is the cumulative number of participants since the beginning of the event.
Do you still remember how much your daily activity increased when you bet with Zhou Chu at that time? "
He scratched his head and said, "At that time, I was impulsive and said the number casually. How can I remember it?"
She covered her mouth and laughed, crossed her two index fingers in front of him, and said, "It's ten times.
They originally had [-] daily active users.
Ten times is 100 million.
Where do you see this curve? "
Yanxi pointed to the highest point, and carefully measured towards the coordinate axis.
Whoa!Fifteen million!
"See, 500 million, 150 times more!
And it's still rising!
And here. She pointed to one of the numbers and continued to say excitedly, "This is the number of new users today."
Lo and behold, 300 million!
And here, this is today's new turnover.
New users must buy a product to participate in the event, and some old users also bought some products in order to collect points.
Did you see it?710 million yuan!
Zhou Chu and Huang Chu must have laughed like crazy.
My God, the sales in these few hours have caught up with their results in ten days and a half months.
Brother Yan, we have won this time!
You are simply too handsome! "
So, is this a joke?
(End of this chapter)