Chapter 116 Huaguo Partner
Chapter 116 Huaguo Partner
"Huaguo Partners" program group, guest dressing room.
The make-up artist Xiao J is holding a paintbrush, a little bit at a loss.
She is not very old, but she has been in the industry for ten years. As a regular cooperating makeup artist of Coke Station, her skills have always been recognized, and she is the target of countless star teams who want to poach her.
But at this moment, she was in a dilemma.
The plain face in front of her was as clean and fair as jade, and there was a bit of imperceptible charm in the handsome features. The warm lighting in the dressing room perfectly set off the tenderness of the other party.
Xiao J felt that no matter what he did, it would weaken the opponent's unique temperament.
Gou Dai saw that the make-up artist was hesitant, and said with a smile: "I'm very cooperative, you can follow your own ideas."
'The voice is also nice'.Little J thought to himself.
In the end, according to the positioning of Gou Dai as a "mentor" by the program, Xiao J created a slightly sharp look for him.The seaweed bangs and the surrounding hair are combed up, revealing a smooth forehead and a beautiful jawline.As for the face, it simply deepens the brightness of the facial features.
After finishing the styling, Gou Dai quietly watched the program script in the room, while Xiao J howled in his WeChat group.
[Little J: Sisters, today I finally understand what beauty kills! 】
Rows of question marks flashed in the small group of six people.
After all, Xiao J’s painting style in the past was all about complaining about the skin or conversation of celebrities, and they also heard a lot of gossip, such as celebrities who always flaunted natural beauty, their noses were made transparent; I can raise flies' eggs; for example, a middle-aged male star who is labeled as a cultural person not only speaks obscenely to the makeup artist, but also behaves frivolously.
It is extremely rare to be praised by the poisonous little J, like horns on the head of a horse.
The sisters said: "Let's see how to kill?"
Little J was not too polite, and took a picture of Gou Dai on the sofa, but forgot to mute the sound at the end, the sound of taking pictures was very obvious in the quiet room.
Little J, holding his phone low, couldn't explain that he was taking a selfie.
Gou Dai was not angry, raised his head, and smiled softly.
Little J: It's the sound of heartbeat.
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Gou Dai sat on the sofa, staring at the fluffy paper, feeling uneasy.
It is not difficult for Gou Dai to be on camera and record the show. What he worries about is that he wants to create a personality that is completely opposite to himself.
After the four bankruptcy plans failed, Gou Dai was inspired by the lovers of passers-by that day.
Since celebrity scandals can't arouse consumers' dislike for the program, why not use his identity as the producer to sow hatred in person, and use consumers' dislike and resistance to the producer to drive the boycott and uninstallation of the game.
Gou Dai is very aware of his bloody physique, and he believes that as long as the hatred is well done, it will definitely have immediate results.
In order to ensure the feasibility of the plan, Gou Dai carefully studied the character settings that the modern public dislikes.
After three days of sampling and analysis, Gou Dai summed up the people who are disgusted by the public into two types.
The first type is those with labels on their identities: such as Ma Baonan, Phoenix Man, Shamat, Voldimo, Green Tea and so on.
This kind of identity often has to rely on family background, third parties, etc., and it needs to be prepared through a lot of stories, and it is not easy to visualize, so Gou Dai chose to give up.
The second is behavior that causes discomfort: such as yin and yang, double-faced, flattering, greedy for petty gains, confusing black and white, greedy and lustful, etc.
Gou Dai intends to make efforts in this regard, using the platform of the "Hua Guo Partner" program to create an image of "discomfort and even outrageous" for himself, and then let the navy incite the emotions of netizens and make "disgusting" Gou Dai, so uninstall [Star Appreciation GO]" becomes a logical connection.
However, it is easy for a villain to pretend to be a gentleman, and the world is full of hypocrites, but it is difficult for a gentleman to pretend to be a villain.
Gou Dai carefully screened his character settings——
Greedy, lustful, petty and cheap and other personalities are difficult to show intuitively on the show, PASS;
The setting like flattering is not suitable for some people, but it is very suitable for some people, and it is even equivalent to "being a human being" and "having emotional intelligence". Such ambiguous and easy-to-reverse settings, PASS.
After careful selection, combined with his position as a mentor in the show, Gou Dai finally established for himself the image positioning of "speaking in a strange way, like to reverse black and white".
Fearing that he might not be good at learning skills, Gou Dai found a large number of videos, all of which are classic clips that have been complained about on the Internet, to learn the words and demeanor of the speaker.
After two days of assault training, Gou Dai was even more convinced that it is really difficult to create a character design that completely deviates from himself.
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In the early years when the slogan "Mass Entrepreneurship and Innovation" was loudly chanted, a large number of venture capital programs appeared intensively, but quickly disappeared like a flash in the pan.
The main reason is that the audience of the program is limited, and the viewing audience is mainly concentrated in entrepreneurs and higher-end white-collar workers.After all, starting a business sounds familiar, but it is actually far from the lives of ordinary people.
Secondly, the process of investment and financing, whether it is a road show or a negotiation, is quite boring and requires considerable professionalism, which is not friendly to the public.
Therefore, in this venture capital program produced by An Ming, the boring part is left out of the program recording, and the process that the audience sees is as interesting as possible.
The program guests are divided into three parts, one is entrepreneurs, the other is investors, and the third is entrepreneurial mentors.
An Ming's idea is very clever. It is difficult for entrepreneurs and investors to make a big fuss. Most entrepreneurs are amateurs. Investors may be well-known, but their popularity is limited. program effect.
But entrepreneurial mentors are different. There is a wide range of choices. All well-known entrepreneurs can be invited, and a variety of styles are allowed, and the speech can be sharper.
At this moment, the recording of the program started, and the entrepreneurial mentors entered the venue one by one, sat in a circle, and began their "Versailles-style chat".
The Jinshan boss from the Jinshan Group is full of arrogance, and his hands are not idle, and he is performing a non-physical performance of walnuts in his hands.
Liu Zhaocai from Wangnanfeng is not very old, but he looks old and serious, sitting upright, doesn't speak much, and echoes a few words from time to time.
Ye Jiangming from the west of Beijing is dressed stylishly, with a purple-gray woolen coat and a sequined black turtleneck sweater, just like a flower peacock.
In addition, there are two gray-haired old men, one is Cai Song from Maobeiyou, and the other is Xie Zhi from Binfaxuan.
These people are all well-known figures in Huaguo Shopping Mall, and they are also the objects of worship of many entrepreneurs.
Cai Song is the oldest, relying on his deep qualifications, he dominates the direction of the tutor group's speech. "I saw many young entrepreneurs in the background just now, and I have to say, it's good to be young."
Liu Zhaocai complimented: "Isn't Mr. Cai also a young talent when he was young, with high spirits, and now he is more attractive after years of precipitation!"
Cai Song said modestly, "Where is it?"
Ye Jiangming smiled and said, "That's right, I've also heard of Mr. Cai's suave manner when he was young."
The atmosphere of the tutor group froze for a second. Cai Song had a lot of romantic affairs when he was young. There were more than ten mistresses who could be called famous. It was no secret inside or outside the circle.If others talk about being suave, they probably mean it literally.But what Ye Jiangming said was probably insinuation.
Fortunately, the scene is full of fine people, and the embarrassing expressions are fleeting, and the topic is changed calmly.
Jin Jinshan: "People like us only have a few broken money, unlike young people, who have an unlimited future."
The on-site staff and the audience participating in the filming of the show: We also want to worry about only a few broken money!
Cai Song had a look of empathy: "Yes, blood sugar and blood lipids are high, and blood pressure is rising. How can money get you back to health?"
Audience: We have always been sub-healthy and poor!
Jinshan: "Yes, beer belly and spondylosis are also unspeakable pains. I really hope to earn less and not be so tired."
Audience: 996 social animals choose silence!
Liu Zhaocai: "I lose a handful of hair every day, and I will join the ranks of the Mediterranean in a few years. The money reaches a certain amount, but it is just a symbol."
Audience: The bald social animal looks at the credit card bill in silence.
Xie Zhi nodded: "Yes, what's the use of that money."
Audience: Big guys, don’t want Versailles, okay?Consider us ordinary people who have no money to pay back their hair loss!
Just as he was talking, the studio door opened again, and Gou Dai walked in.
An ordinary three-piece suit looks tall and slender.The exposed forehead shape is different from usual, but it fully shows the perfect face shape.The facial features are so delicate that no one can find any flaws, no matter how fastidious they are.
The scene was so quiet that the sound of needles falling could be heard, and hundreds of pairs of eyes quietly watched the moving artworks in front of them.
In the face of peerless beauty, the Versailles that the bosses had previously "reputed and praised" has no meaning in an instant.
Not losing hair and still having money, in contrast, it's pissing off.
Gou Dai walked to the guest seat and greeted the other tutors.
All the instructors also responded politely, but they were all a little uncomfortable in their hearts.
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The basic process of the program is that each entrepreneur first conducts a short 60-second road show on the rotating stage, and the audience votes for them.Only when the audience voting rate exceeds 60.00% within half a turn of the revolving stage from left to right, the project is considered to have market prospects and can proceed to the next stage.
Then entrepreneurs will have a 5-minute project development roadshow, and interested investors can make a preliminary selection.
Afterwards, entrepreneurs will have questions and answers and exchanges with interested investors, and investors will make the final choice.
If there are multiple investors in the final selection process, the rights will be reversed to the entrepreneur, and the entrepreneur will choose an investor.
As for the entrepreneurial mentor group that Gou Dai belongs to, it plays an important role in the three links.
If the contestant fails to pass the audience voting, the Entrepreneurial Mentor Group has a vote to save the contestant and allow the contestant to return to the stage.Of course, each mentor has only one entitlement.
Secondly, in the initial selection and final selection process, the mentor group can give advice and guidance to investors and entrepreneurs at any time.
At the same time, if there are very favorite entrepreneurs in the mentor group, they can also choose the right to "role switch" and become investors in the final selection process.
It can be said that the entrepreneurial mentor group is the biggest highlight of this program.
Sure enough, after the entrepreneurial players came out one by one, all the small climaxes, dramas and witty remarks were contributed by the entrepreneurial mentor group.
Just excluding Gou Dai.
Since his appearance, he has never spoken, and has always folded his hands on his thighs, acting as a silent background board.
Even the background board is still the most eye-catching background in the audience.As long as the program flow is a little dull or cumbersome, the audience's attention will all focus on Gou Dai in the back row of the tutor group.
"Boss Gou is very silent today." Ye Jiangming who was sitting next to Gou Dai suddenly spoke up.
Gou Dai smiled, but didn't answer.
Gou Dai's knowledge of Ye Jiangming mainly exists in Chen Zhijie's circle of friends.Whenever there is any scandal in Jingxi Company, Chen Zhijie's circle of friends will share it immediately, as quickly as a weather vane.Gou Dai didn't know where Chen Zhijie's resentment towards Ye Jiangming came from, but he was quite depressed at the moment, because he found that Ye Jiangming had robbed him of the role of "strange yin and yang, confusing black and white".
With Gou Dai's personality, packaging it into this kind of character set requires acting skills and on-the-spot courage.He made full preparations, only to find that the person next to him was so natural, and the degree of mouth damage made him feel ashamed.
For example, if an entrepreneur takes a seemingly high-end but low-end technology, and asks that the patent fee is worth 2000 million, Ye Jiangming will clap his hands and say: "2000 million is less, at least [-] million, and any less is an insult to you."
Another example is that some entrepreneurs hesitated and murmured about the project, and were questioned by the mentor team as unprofessional. The entrepreneur retorted, "How do I know that you won't steal my ideas?" There are too many, I suggest not to say a word, Jiang Taigong will catch the bait when he fishes, and he will naturally understand if he understands it."
Ye Jiangming made Gou Dai fully realize what it means to be a purely natural hermaphrodite.
In comparison, the scene dialogue he had prepared before was really weak.
Seeing that the program was halfway through recording, Gou Dai stared at the camera next to the stage and urgently adjusted his thinking.
There is an outrageous person next to him, how should he stand out and behave in a way that makes the audience more disgusted and angry?
Ye Jiangming's yin and yang strangeness is mainly concentrated on entrepreneurs.In fact, the entrepreneurs of his DISS do have faults to some extent, so his yin and yang eccentricity is regarded as "disrespecting people" in the eyes of some people, but in the eyes of a larger group of people, it is "witty words like pearls and a voice from the heart".
What Gou Dai wanted was a completely negative evaluation.
Gou Dai glanced around the shooting scene, and finally set his sights on the investor area.
Entrepreneurs with yin and yang eccentricities have relatively limited influence, because the entrepreneurs who have come to power so far have not performed too well.
Nowadays, all netizens have a tendency to be "perfect victims", that is, the infringer obviously did something wrong, but because the victim also has flaws, netizens like to mix things up, each hit [-] boards, and some operations Under the circumstances, it seems that no one scolded the offending party.Therefore, only when the victim itself has almost no flaws will the netizens criticize with one heart and one mind.
There is no "perfect victim" among entrepreneurs, but there are suitable targets among investors.
Gou Dai looked at Ruan Mingge who was sitting on the far side of the investment zone.
Ruan Mingge, graduated from P University with a major in finance, first worked in an investment bank, and then moved to an investment institution.In his first year in the industry, he invested a large amount of capital in a technology company that was on the verge of bankruptcy. As the company came back to life, its market value increased sixty times, and Ruan Mingge's reputation was completely established.
Ruan Minge's investment style is open and close, erratic, known as a ghost in the investment circle.
Before Liang Junche and Jundai Investment entered the investment circle, he had always been the representative of the most stylish young people in the investment circle.
Gou Dai set his target on Ruan Mingge, not only because of his great fame, but more importantly, because of his good image.
Ruan Mingge has the typical bookishness of a great P genius, with the elegance of a literati in every gesture, and his conversation is also advanced and retreated, which makes people feel more comfortable, which deviates quite a bit from his investment style.
A handsome literati has no sense of aggression and has a high public impression. If he is eccentric, he will easily stand on the opposite side of the public.
Gou Dai clasped his palms together on his lap, silently apologizing to Ruan Mingge from the bottom of his heart.I hope to have the opportunity to treat the other party to dinner after the show, and explain to him that it is the need of the show.
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Today's No.5 entrepreneur took to the stage.
The entrepreneur is a middle-aged man who has had more than a dozen entrepreneurial experiences, and has been defeated and defeated repeatedly.The entrepreneurial project he brought this time is an industrial cloud computing platform.
Gou Dai frowned slightly as he listened to the man's speech.
The middle-aged man obviously has a wealth of road show experience, whether it is emotional mobilization or eloquence on the spot, he is a well-deserved first name among the contestants.
It's just that what he talks about can fool the audience, but not Gou Dai.
Although the man is full of lofty words, such as resource pools, hard lease and soft services, cluster deployment, etc., he actually made many common sense mistakes.And in terms of the man's resume, he didn't have relevant professional study and professional knowledge, and suddenly came to a cloud computing platform at his fingertips, there is a high probability that he is an investor with a lot of money to fool people.
The performance of the middle-aged man was favored by many investors at the scene, and they threw out olive branches one after another.
Just before the start of the second round of selection, Ruan Mingge spoke up.
Unlike other investors who have little or no understanding of cloud computing platforms, he only asked broad questions about how to make profits and future development trends, but directly cut into professional issues.
Ruan Mingge: "I would like to ask, which development language do you use for your cloud platform? Deluge? JAVEPython"
The middle-aged man is also an old fritters, his face does not change and he is ambiguous: "The specific use will be discussed in the follow-up development, and the most suitable mode will be selected."
Ruan Mingge continued without revealing: "All companies that have considered cloud computing will face a major problem. In the cloud, dynamic migration and shared hard disks will weaken security and privacy. How can your cloud platform deal with cloud computing? What about data loss and breaches?"
As if guessing that the other party would be sloppy, Ruan Mingge said straightforwardly: "If you haven't considered this issue when building a cloud platform, then I will doubt, are you really planning to do this project?"
The middle-aged man who had always been eloquent was dumb for a moment. He who played with investors in the past, obviously did not expect that, in his opinion, among the investors who have empty wallets and no brains, and who like to sound high-end projects, there are also capable investors. Practical school.
Other investors also woke up and realized that this is a superficial project.
The atmosphere at the scene froze for a moment.
Gou Dai stared at Ruan Mingge and encouraged himself: Now is the opportunity.
Gou Dai rang the tutor bell.
As the "beautiful background", Gou Dai spoke for the first time, and the audience's attention instantly focused on him.
Gou Dai was a little nervous, and his palms were slightly sweaty.In normal times, he would be like Ruan Mingge, asking a few questions to expose the other party's true colors.But now, he wants to play a "villain" who makes things difficult for Ruan Mingge.
Gou Dai: "Mr. Ruan, I think you are a bit too hard on entrepreneurs. Entrepreneurs can't cover everything. They must first have an idea and then develop it. Everyone has said it, and we will discuss it one by one in the follow-up development."
Ruan Mingge was a little surprised that Gou Dai would refute himself, and with such an untenable reason, he looked straight at him and said, "Boss Gou, I know you are an excellent entrepreneur, and I hope to cooperate with you very much, but when you start a business and raise funds , do you just tell investors an illusory idea?"
Gou Dai pretended to be reckless: "That's right!"
Ruan Mingge: ...
Ruan Mingge shook his head helplessly: "Boss Gou, I am quite surprised by what you said. I thought that whether a person is sincerely engaged in starting a business can be detected."
Gou Dai continued his efforts, tried his best to reminisce about the clip in "Inventory of the Most Disgusting Guests in Variety Shows" that he had watched the night before, and tried his best to imitate the look and tone that netizens hate: "Is it up to you to define whether you are sincere or not?" ? You said he wasn’t sincere, but I said he was sincere.”
Ruan Mingge didn't expect Gou Dai to have such a troublesome character, which deviated greatly from what he had heard, and was a little sullen for a while: "A person who can't even explain the most basic extension of the cloud platform, do you think it is sincere?" ?”
Gou Dai took it for granted: "Yes, there are specialties in the art industry, and what they give is the structure and integration. As for the specific implementation, you can hire professionals to do it after the project is launched. Do you know that your making things difficult is like a song , how to sing, "I hope I'm a madman, but I still hope that I'm not alone, I want me to be glamorous, I want me to be frivolous and vulgar, I want me to be sunny, but I'm not shaky." Why do you think so beautifully?"
Ruan Mingge: ...
Gou Dai made another move: "Your demanding requirements are comparable to a boss who requires employees to graduate with double 985 degrees to be able to do business, talk to customers, and be able to do technology. You also have to obey the boss's advice. It is best to take the initiative to cut wages every week at 996 without mentioning bonuses. , you are so cruel."
Gou Dai's intensive attacks made Ruan Mingge speechless, and the scene fell into a strange atmosphere, neither applauding nor silence.
In the end, the host appeared on the stage, saying that the discussion session was over, and the guests entered the anti-election, and the "quarrel" stopped.
Gou Dai heaved a sigh of relief and couldn't help panting.
"Boss Gou is very different from what I imagined." Ye Jiangming leaned over half of his body and said teasingly.
Gou Dai remained calm and composed: "Hearing is believing, seeing is believing."
The corners of Ye Jiangming's mouth curled up slightly: "I often hear Chen Zhijie praise how professional and rigorous his junior Gou Dai is. Seeing you today, I think Chen Zhijie should get a pair of high-resolution glasses."
Gou Dai: "Actually, you can also get a pair of earplugs."
Ye Jiangming: ...
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After the recording of the program was finished, Gou Dai relaxed the facial muscles that were tense due to over-performance.
"Boss Gou, you are much more active than usual today." Jin Jinshan smiled cunningly.Although the Tiantianpiao acquired by Golden Mountain has not been as enthusiastic as Gou Dai's business, the continuous expansion still brings considerable profits. Golden Mountain is very pleasing to Gou Dai's eyes.
Gou Dai exchanged a few words with Qi, then hurriedly walked towards Ruan Mingge who was about to leave the studio.
Ruan Mingge had already taken off the suit and dress he wore during the program recording just now, and changed into a casual jacket.Seeing Gou Dai approaching, his expression was a bit complicated.
Gou Dai didn't want to implicate others in order to complete the business failure, so he felt sorry and explained: "I'm very sorry, Mr. Ruan."
Ruan Mingge narrowed his eyes: "Oh? What can I be sorry for?"
Gou Dai said truthfully: "The controversy during the recording of the program just now was really due to the needs of the performance of the program. I personally agree with Mr. Ruan's professionalism and investment vision."
Ruan Minge raised his eyebrows: "Actually, I have studied Boss Gou."
"Ok?"
"Boss Gou's style deviates greatly from normal? Could it be because of a change of hairstyle?"
Gou Dai heard the other party's ridicule, and thought he was right: "You just think it's not me on the show, but a nonsense clown. Don't listen to those words, just go in one ear and out the other."
Ruan Mingge took out the business card from his pocket and stuffed it into Gou Dai's hand: "Think about it carefully, Boss Gou is also very cute in the show."
Gou Dai:? ? ?
Are you alright?
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