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Chapter 129 Poisonous Hands Plus Sticky Sludge! This is a serious punishment; you can eat your priso
Chapter 129 "Poisonous Hands" Plus "Sticky" Dual-Treat Sludge! Very Harsh Punishment, You'll Be Serving Your Prison Meals in Peace! (Please Subscribe)
"Perhaps this is the meaning of 'those who follow the right path receive much help, while those who stray from it receive little.'"
Ye Yinchuan's tone was cold.
Even God isn't on your side.
Actually, this muddy egg is one in a million and very special.
But even in other situations, Ye Yinchuan could handle them with ease.
Egg was wrong from the start; it was wrong to choose its own path.
"ha!"
Egg laughed, but it was an awkward, somewhat dazed laugh.
He was panicking inside, but he could only hide it with a smile:
"You just glanced at it twice and you're already certain this Grimer has A-rank IVs and two abilities? Aren't you exaggerating, bro? Grimer has three abilities in total. How can you be so sure it has those two?"
Ye Yinchuan knew that the call to counterattack had been sounded.
The egg-shaped question in front of him, and his forced composure, were all signs of his deep guilt.
He will shatter all doubts, dispel illusions, and crush the opponent in one fell swoop!
"It's nothing to exaggerate. Long-time viewers of my live streams know my appraisal skills. Just because you can't do it or don't understand it doesn't mean it's impossible."
Individual values can be judged by the naked eye. As long as a large number of samples are observed from a population, a rough range can be obtained through morphology, color, or even so-called aura.
This slug's individual stats are around A-grade, no doubt about it!
Ye Yinchuan was resolute and began to assert himself.
Meanwhile, his hands were typing on the keyboard.
Is the host researching?
[This is outrageous. Who would bother to examine so many samples of mud? Besides, how old is the streamer? Where would he get so much experience in identifying mud? Did he start identifying it from the womb?]
Ye Yinchuan's eyes were fixed on the panel of the stinking mud.
【Sludge Pokémon: Grimer】
[Attribute: Poison]
[Gender: Male]
[Racial stats: C-rank (325)]
Individual Value: Grade A (186)
【Characteristics: Sticky, Deadly】
Personality: Cautious
[Evolutionary Path: Grimer - Muk]
[Skills: Slam, Poison Gas]
[Status: Curious]
[Trait: None]
Although there were lies in what he said.
That is, the reason he can identify things so quickly and accurately is because of the panel in front of him, or rather, the effect of his "Insightful Eye for Treasures".
However, the identification principle he described is entirely correct.
This is also the appraisal knowledge that Ye Yinchuan learned on his own.
Humans are not machines; they cannot directly obtain a Pokémon's approximate Individual Values (IVs).
However, as long as there is a large sample size for observation and comparison of a certain Pokémon species.
We know what kind of individuals have higher individual values.
This allows for the determination of relatively accurate individual value ranges through visual inspection.
For example, with stinky mud, you can observe its color, its stripes, the intensity of its odor, and even the layers of odor...
The darker the color, the clearer the stripes, the stronger the odor, and the slightly sweet-smelling mud, the higher the individual value.
This requires the appraiser to have extremely rich and profound experience and knowledge, as well as meticulous observation skills.
It's unimaginable for ordinary people.
However, this does not mean that some expert appraisers cannot do it.
However, with so many Pokémon, each one requires observing a large number of samples, summarizing and analyzing them, and correlating them with individual value data...
No one has that much energy.
Even the most skilled appraiser can only appraise a limited number of Pokémon.
Generally speaking, it refers to the common types.
Like stinky mud, few people have the time or inclination to collect and summarize its large sample size.
This is also why some viewers, including some commenters, found Ye Yinchuan's actions unbelievable and questioned his abilities.
"Yes, the anchor is smart since he was a child, he's a genius at identification."
Ye Yinchuan said casually.
He didn't need to explain much about this part of the identification.
"Hehe, I also have a machine here to determine individual values. I'll put this stinky mud in it and then I'll know whether what you're saying is reliable or not."
As he spoke, Egg was about to call his gloved assistant over to take the stinky mud for identification.
"No need for that. Besides, I don't trust your machines. Let me put it this way: I suspect all your machines are faulty."
"Kirby, you can't just make baseless accusations. Even though I came here today to expose you, which may have made you resentful, it was all for the sake of the viewers watching the live stream. And even if you hold a grudge, there's no need to maliciously slander me like this, is there?"
Faced with Egg's sharp teeth and tongue.
Ye Yinchuan's sneer remained undiminished:
"Public opinion will speak for itself. In short, you don't need to use instruments to test the individual values of this stinky thing; that's too troublesome and a waste of everyone's time. It's enough to just prove whether it has dual characteristics."
The egg incubation machine is rigged; it can be used to secretly replace the eggs.
Who knows if his individual measurement equipment is also faulty?
Substituting one thing for another is the ability to manipulate test results and arbitrarily change values.
We mustn't fall into their trap.
[That's true, even if a Grimer with dual abilities has a C-rank IV, it's still pretty good.]
But can these characteristics be verified?
"Alright, then tell me how you're going to prove it. There are so many eyes watching in the live stream, and we have Pokémon experts here too, so don't try to fool us."
Dandan also got into a fight with Ye Yinchuan.
Or rather, he was caught in a dilemma.
He hardened his heart, his temper flared, and he refused to believe in superstition anymore.
Is this streamer with less than 20,000 followers really that amazing?
At this moment, the exchange of glances between Dandan and his assistant revealed their dissatisfaction with Ye Yinchuan.
"Okay. Some friends have asked, can the features be verified? Of course, the features can be verified."
Ye Yinchuan was confident.
"Let's start with the 'Poison Hand' ability. This ability allows you to poison your opponent through contact. Furthermore, it significantly increases the power of Poison-type moves."
"Do you have any other Grimer here? If so, bring them over for comparison, and it will be very obvious. Grimer with the Poison Hand property has a layer of toxic energy on its body surface, which becomes particularly noticeable when you touch it."
Egg has no intention of cooperating with Ye Yinchuan on this matter.
"I don't have that much stinky mud here. I sell eggs, not stinky mud eggs."
Ye Yinchuan didn't expect the other party to cooperate actively.
After all, they've now completely broken off relations, and it seems like they're locked in a life-or-death struggle.
Who would help the enemy?
"Then can you zoom in a bit, okay?"
But there are always more solutions than problems.
If you can't even meet some of the most basic requirements, it makes you seem guilty.
It's true, there's energy flowing, though it's very subtle.
So that's how it is...
But isn't mud itself poisonous, and touching it can cause poisoning? So what's the point of this property?
"Good question. The mud itself is poisonous, but the poisoning occurs slowly through contact. In actual combat, it has little effect."
However, the "poisonous hand" sludge is different. Its poisonous energy can penetrate into the body of the other party at the fastest speed upon contact, quickly causing a poisoning reaction.
In other words, the toxicity of the sludge itself can only disgust its own owner.
However, Grimer, with its "poisonous hand" characteristic, is a strong fighter in actual combat and can disgust its opponents!
Moreover, because of their "poisonous hands" characteristic, the sludge naturally has a better grasp of toxic energy. Therefore, they can more easily learn to control their own toxins.
Once trained, they will not cause poisoning, including chronic poisoning, even if humans come into direct contact with them!
That layer of toxic energy acts like a barrier, isolating it from toxins and bacteria, and even preventing any foul odor from emanating.
This is called fighting poison with poison!
Wow! That stinky slime with its "poisonous hands" is truly something else!
[My mud is amazing! This mud is so beautiful!]
Mud is very unpopular.
It's not just because they look ugly, but also because of the toxins and bacteria they carry.
If toxins cannot be controlled and bacteria cannot be isolated, the sludge itself is a huge source of pollution.
Needless to say, it smelled terrible.
Ms. Carrot's walking grass caused a lot of trouble and was disliked by everyone because it smelled so bad.
Oddish are alright, but this stinky Mud... can we tolerate it?
"Of course. Even if the 'poisonous hand' stinky slime can do this much, it is impossible to completely isolate toxins, bacteria and odors, after all, they also get tired."
This requires the keeper to have a certain level of tolerance and be able to observe the condition of the mud in a timely manner and handle various emergencies.
Ye Yinchuan blew a lot about the "poisonous hand" characteristics of the stinky mud.
Finally, I must also mention the drawbacks, because only by discussing both the good and the bad can we achieve objectivity and fairness.
That's pretty good too.
Uh, whoever wants to raise it can raise it, I'm not going to!
Listen to Ye Yinchuan's tirade.
Looking at this stinky mud again, it does indeed have a layer of toxic energy on its surface.
Egg was a little dumbfounded.
Dude, do you really know that much?
By the time he realized what was happening, he was already drenched in sweat.
Having come this far, is there any point in even trying? It would only bring shame upon yourself!
"What about the 'sticky' property? How do you explain that?"
Undeterred, Egg continued to press for answers.
But he could clearly sense that the momentum of his fans was gradually weakening.
Even in his own live stream, some insults started to appear...
The current situation, and public opinion, have begun to tilt in Ye Yinchuan's favor!
Seeing that victory was assured, Ye Yinchuan smiled faintly:
The "sticky" characteristic makes it even easier to identify. Grimer with the "sticky" characteristic has a body with considerable stickiness, which not only allows it to absorb a significant amount of physical attacks, but also allows it to stick to its opponents, affecting their movements.
This characteristic can even lead to various tactics for Muddy…”
As he spoke, Ye Yinchuan paused slightly.
While organizing the language, it also gives the audience time to react.
Let the comments fly for a while!
That sounds really impressive.
I think I've seen a Poison-type Trainer with Grimer, the one with the Sticky ability, which is very effective against Fighting-types and requires close combat!
Ye Yinchuan glanced at the comments and continued discussing tactics related to "sticking":
"For example, Grimer can stick completely to its opponent, making it impossible to deal with ordinary physical attacks. Moreover, if the opponent wants to attack Grimer, they might attack themselves instead, and then Grimer can use poison-type moves on them, making them nowhere to hide!"
"For example, the slime can split off a part of its body and throw it at the opponent's feet, causing their feet to stick. This will make it difficult for the opponent to move, or even cause them to fall, thus gaining a huge advantage!"
[Damn, that sounds so awesome! I'd love to raise this stinky slime myself!]
[A top-tier Poison-type trainer that every trainer dreams of!]
So, with his "poisonous hands" and "sticky attitude"... this kid is unbeatable!
Ye Yinchuan spoke with great enthusiasm.
Simply because of my love for Pokémon.
Or rather, a strong interest in Pokémon-related things.
Ye Yinchuan doesn't have many resources to train his own Pokémon or engage in real Pokémon battles right now.
But being able to fantasize and joke around here is a kind of indirect satisfaction.
This is similar to how many students at school can't play games, but even if they discuss them during breaks, they're full of enthusiasm and excitement.
And the consequences...
I've been itching to try it out, really wanting to experience the thrill of real combat!
"Speaking of which, I've now captured Litten, so I can arrange some practical training between Munchlax and Litten tomorrow."
In the past few days, Ye Yinchuan's training of Munchlax has focused on endurance training, which is basically just running.
The last match against Deruby also prompted Ye Yinchuan to reflect on some things.
That means you're too bad at the game!
It's mainly his owner's fault. After all, the little Snorlax was very well-behaved, and it was his owner who was responsible for raising and training it.
The reason it won was purely due to Munchlax's physique, or rather, its base stats, which were numerically superior!
Closer to home.
At this moment, Egg's expression was very complicated.
His attempt to expose the fraud failed, and he was even countered by Ye Yinchuan. Now, he has been completely humiliated, which naturally makes him very unhappy.
But since Ye Yinchuan described this stinky mud as such a high-quality product, he could easily find a boss who likes poisonous items, sell it to them at a high price, and make a fortune.
At this point, some viewers in the live chat also pointed out the blind spot:
[Wow! Isn't that a bargain for this guy? He came looking for trouble, but the streamer had a keen eye and identified a real gem for him!?]
[Egg, apologize to the streamer! You should at least send ten or eight Master Balls!]
Egg also noticed these comments and started to show his sarcasm:
"Kirby, you really are amazing. Actually, I knew this Grimer was top-notch all along. I was just testing you. Congratulations, you passed my test! Come on, let me give you a gift. It's a small thing, but it means a lot. Don't mind it!"
[User "Egg" has gifted a Poké Ball*1!]
User "Egg" has gifted a gift: 250 Healing Potions!
Looking at the gift that Dandan gave him, Ye Yinchuan's eyes were indifferent and calm.
The other party's meaning is obvious; this is blatant mockery and provocation!
[Haha! Well done, Eggy! Giving you a Poké Ball means you're nothing!]
[250 healing potions? Does that mean someone's an idiot and needs to take their medicine?]
[Wow! This is so rude and tasteless! Isn't this insulting? Does it treat people like idiots?]
Ye Yinchuan's gaze did not linger; it fell upon a private message.
After seeing it clearly, a slight smile appeared on his lips.
He looked at the live stream audience with a smug, shameless grin, as if to say, "Go ahead and kill me if you dare," his smile incredibly provocative...
He raised his middle finger:
"Thank you for the gift. Your gift, like you, makes me laugh."
Egg smiled:
"I'm beaming from ear to ear, Kirby! Thank you so much for helping me identify such a top-quality one. Otherwise, I might have just thrown it away as trash!"
Ye Yinchuan remained calm and composed, waiting for the opportune moment to arrive.
"Egg, your live streaming career may have to come to an end for now. But it's okay, I and so many viewers in the live stream will always remember you."
"What do you mean, are you cursing me?"
Egg was stunned for a moment.
At this moment, many viewers in the live chat were seething with hatred.
Is this even acceptable? Your insults lack any real impact.
[That's it? Someone shit on your head, and you just give them the middle finger and say something meaningless?]
The streamer lost because he was too polite! Unlike some people, who are shameless and unbelievable!
But the next moment.
With a loud bang, it sounded like the door had been kicked open.
A group of uniformed personnel ignored the obstruction and rushed in, showing their identification:
"We are the Pokémon Protection Bureau! We received a report from a concerned citizen that someone is conducting online fraud and counterfeiting Pokémon eggs here! All of you, stay put! Confess everything honestly; those who confess will be treated leniently, and those who resist will be punished severely!"
Egg's face turned deathly pale instantly, and he looked at the camera in disbelief.
His eyes were filled with malice, ferocity, and resentment.
"Did you do this?"
Ye Yinchuan simply shrugged: "You asked for it."
"Hey! You bald guy, what are you doing? Get down right now! Put your phone down!"
The testicles are red and warm.
He knew he was finished.
I wanted to cut off the live stream to save face, but I was stopped.
Underhanded tactics? Absolutely not!
At that moment, a man in uniform picked up his phone.
Upon seeing that it was Ye Yinchuan, a smile appeared on his previously serious face:
"Comrade Kirby, thank you for buying us time! I assure you, all evil will be brought to justice!"
The live chat exploded.
[Wow! He called the anchor comrade!]
[The Dream Protection Bureau arrived so quickly! Are they still working this late...? They must be working so hard!]
[Hahaha! Case solved! Turns out the streamer just pressed his middle finger and killed his testicles! LOL, what a clown, like a mosquito!]
[I already said, why provoke him... Don't you know what kind of relationship the streamer has with him, what his background is?]
One viewer raised a question:
"Cutting off someone's livelihood is like killing their parents. The streamer must have reported it; aren't you afraid of retaliation?"
Ye Yinchuan smiled:
"Who said I reported them? Don't make things up without evidence. Besides, is it necessary to retaliate for such petty theft? Would they dare?"
At this moment, the uniformed officer also raised his phone to film the scene of the operation:
"Our Pokémon Protection Bureau has been conducting various publicity and education campaigns, both online and offline, in order to combat Pokémon-related illegal and criminal activities."
Unfortunately, some people, some livestreamers, as public figures, not only fail to set a good example, but also knowingly break the law!
Look at this, this is what they call an incubation machine. There's a hidden mechanism that allows them to easily replace it! And this, an individual value testing instrument? It's just an empty shell; the values are all filled in manually!
What's most despicable is this: look at these Pokémon eggs—bleached, dyed, counterfeited… This not only harms consumers, but also endangers the lives and health of the Pokémon eggs!
The uniformed uncle was heartbroken.
He didn't want to perform in front of the camera, but rather to use the internet to promote and warn against crime.
In the Pokémon world, whether it's the Pokémon Protection Bureau or the Pokémon Center, it has always maintained this style.
Because the internet is so advanced now, using it to serve the people is not a bad thing.
Just like before Ye Yinchuan's time travel, there were also videos of crackdowns on illegal and criminal activities, released directly by the authorities, which are essentially the same.
[Tsk tsk, these people are really wicked! They can only copy streamers!]
[I've been a fan of Exeggcute for a whole year, and even bought Pokémon eggs. I thought I was just unlucky, but it turns out there was something wrong with the eggs he sold me!]
[Thanks to Kabi Appraisal! Thanks to Dream Protection Bureau! Well done!]
"Alright, comrade, I won't disturb your live stream any longer. We will also carry out follow-up work and will make relevant announcements. If you are interested, please keep an eye out for updates."
"Someone just asked what will happen to these Pokémon and Pokémon eggs. I'll just say it directly."
These items are undocumented, unregistered, and of illegal origin. They will be confiscated and subsequently disposed of.
The more valuable dual-characteristic Grimer will likely be auctioned off, and details will be provided in the announcement.
"Thank you for your hard work! We are very grateful for your efforts!"
Ye Yinchuan responded to the people from the Dream Protection Bureau, ending the online conversation.
[Haha, so Egg won't get anything, right?]
[They even gave me food in jail, and a pair of silver bracelets!]
I checked, and if the amount involved is large, they might really end up working as a sewing machine!
He's been doing this for two years; he's probably facing serious consequences!
Ye Yinchuan looked and saw that Dandan's live stream had been banned by the platform.
All I can say is that they acted really fast, and all of Egg's homeless fans flocked to his live stream.
But to my surprise, there were still brainless fans who cursed at me.
[Is the streamer an idiot? I just placed an order with DanDan, and it hasn't even shipped yet, and you've already canceled it? Did you use your connections to sabotage DanDan?] (This user has been permanently banned!)
This is a minority; Ye Yinchuan could make him disappear from his live stream forever with a flick of his finger.
That's utterly idiotic; saying another word is a waste of time.
Most people are still grateful to themselves.
[Thanks, streamer! I just realized I've been fooled by Egg all this time!]
[Followed! This streamer is the real talent!]
[He's ruthless and doesn't talk much, he just threw the egg in! I'm a fan!]
Only then did Ye Yinchuan truly understand what it meant for a whale fall to bring life to countless creatures…
Eggman's side was completely crushed by his own attack, and all his fans came over.
His number of followers experienced an exaggerated surge.
Of course, given the size of the testicles, it doesn't quite qualify as a "whale," but the principle is the same.
Fans don't disappear, they just move on!
"Does this count as giving me a huge amount of gold coins?"
With his fan base likely to surpass 30,000 tonight, he's probably going to have a huge following.
Ye Yinchuan's feelings were somewhat complicated.
He sighed slightly, but decided to accept this wave of free fans and traffic.
"Egg, you can go to jail in peace. I'll take care of your homeless fans!"
Although these fans have been deeply poisoned by Egg, it's not a bad thing that they have come to their senses and returned to the right path!
"Family members, that's all for today! See you tomorrow!"
Ye Yinchuan quickly ended the live stream and stretched.
Both Litten and Munchlax came over quite naturally.
The former jumped directly onto the table, meowed, and wagged its tail, clearly looking for a cuddle.
"Click!"
The latter stood behind Ye Yinchuan; though his form was not visible, one could sense the invisible magnetic field emanating from his mass…
This needs to be pasted on.
For a moment, I felt like I was being attacked from both sides and couldn't keep up.
But Ye Yinchuan quickly got the hang of it and showed a loving and happy smile.
The energy depleted by the live stream is recovering rapidly...
Double the happiness, double the energy!
"Ooh..."
After a while, the ugly fish finally cried out, "I want some too!"
(Slow to react, didn't realize it just now)
My physical exam results: high uric acid, fatty liver, and slightly elevated triglycerides... Uh... I'll finish this month's update quickly, then I need to start exercising more! Update delivered, everyone take care of your health! The "Stinky Mud" storyline is over!
(End of this chapter)