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Chapter 209 The Unimaginable Degree of Amusement
chapter 209
Jiang Chi... settled in.
This was truly a bolt from the blue! Lu Linshen couldn't resist him. He was like a stubborn leech, impossible to shake off no matter how hard you tried. Just like his name suggests, he was in a stalemate, and you could only obediently give in!
Ugh……
Meng Youcheng didn't think there was anything wrong with it. After all, although this guy was a bit of a troublemaker, at least he could ease the awkwardness.
But Lu Linshen was really annoyed by him...
The three of them sat on the sofa watching TV, and Jiang Chi kept calling out "Alibaba" incessantly...
Lu Linshen glanced at him impatiently. "Do you think I'm Sun Wukong?"
Jiang Chi was stunned. "Huh?"
Lu Linshen suppressed his temper and said through gritted teeth, "Are you going to keep nagging me like this? Damn it, I'm about to explode from all this talking. Don't you have your own home? Didn't your old man just give you a house a few days ago? Go back to your new home, okay?"
Jiang Chi smiled and looked at Meng Youcheng beside her, "Brother... let me tell you, when looking for a partner... you absolutely can't date someone like him... with a bad temper. It'll be a real hassle to get along with. So, it's best to be with someone like me, someone who responds to everything you say..."
Lu Linshen immediately grabbed his neck. "Do you want to die?"
Jiang Chi remained completely unfazed, looking at Meng Youcheng, "See that? See that? He's a superhero, that's no good... Is he hitting someone? Maybe deep down he's a Death Knight!"
Lu Linshen immediately looked at Meng Youcheng and protested, "I'm not?!"
Jiang Chi seized the opportunity, "An explanation is just a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. Brother, you must never believe a word he says. You must trust your own judgment. This kind of man is the most terrifying. Before he's with you, he'll dote on you endlessly, but once you're married and have your marriage certificate, he'll start to despise you..."
Lu Linshen gritted his teeth and said, "You want to... ruin me, don't you?"
Meng Youcheng was completely bewildered by the two lunatics; his brain was practically shut down.
Jiang Chi shifted her gaze to Lu Linshen, "Were you a chef in your past life? How come you're so good at shifting blame?"
Lu Linshen glared at him angrily, "You...?!"
"What? You...Are you mute? Did I shut you up? Looks like what I said was true. Men like you are truly terrifying..."
He turned to look at Meng Youcheng and said in a very affected manner, "Brother, you must be careful..."
"Okay, okay... Is this how you play it?"
Lu Linshen released his grip, his face filled with anger, but he suppressed it all...
Jiang Chi asked, puzzled, "What do you want to do?"
Lu Linshen left his original spot. "I think I have a picture of you when you were little... the one where you weren't wearing underwear... playing with poop... I think that picture is at my house? I'll find it and show it to the person you like tomorrow..."
Jiang Chi was stunned. "You...you have no martial ethics!"
"What right do I, a petty person, have to talk about martial virtue?"
……
The world has finally fallen silent once again.
Looking at these two, Meng Youcheng couldn't figure out what they were thinking; he felt completely confused.
Lu Linshen warned Jiang Chi to stop talking nonsense, or he would really be in trouble...
Jiang Chi verbally agreed, but his expression didn't seem happy.
The three of them sat down again and watched TV. Everything returned to normal. Lu Linshen deliberately chose a place away from Jiang Chi and secretly... watched Meng Youcheng.
Meng Youcheng stared blankly at the television, clearly unaware of anything.
Jiang Chi had already noticed something amiss and, determined not to let his brother get away with it, would cough loudly every time Lu Linshen spied on him. Startled, Lu Linshen would immediately look away...
Still harboring thieving intentions, he wanted to peek again...
Jiang Chi coughed violently again...
Lu Linshen glared at him through gritted teeth, "You...?!"
Jiang Chi flicked his tongue. "What's wrong? My good brother?"
Lu Linshen gritted his teeth and said, "If you have a cough, go see a doctor!"
"Cough cough..."
Jiang Chi looked very troubled. "I just went to see a doctor a few days ago. The doctor told me that there is no cure for this disease. As long as my good brother... cannot enjoy happiness, I will not cough, cough cough..."
"you……?!"
……
In the afternoon, Meng Youcheng was the first to take a shower. He came out of the bathroom, looked at Jiang Chi who was playing happily on the sofa, hesitated for a moment, and then walked over...
This guy says he's... 1?
But why does it look so unlike anything I've seen?
Jiang Chi had a face mask on, a remote control in one hand, and reached for the fruit next to her with the other...
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like him... Most importantly, his physique, his build, and his... look like a male mother no matter how you look at it... 0, especially his every move, which one is good 1... Does he love acting so much?
Meng Youcheng sat down next to him nervously.
Jiang Chi glanced at him, said nothing, and went back to picking at the fruit in front of her...
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a long time before speaking, "Um... what's your name...?"
"My surname is Jiang, and my name is Jiang Chi."
He broke the awkward silence first, jokingly saying, "Don't fall for me, okay? Two '1s' won't end well... Although Lu Gege isn't exactly a good guy, he's sincere towards you. Don't let him down!"
Meng Youcheng was stunned, then gave an awkward laugh...
"Are you... sure... you're a top?"
He regretted asking the question the moment it left his mouth. Why did he even have to ask that? And what was so interesting about it? Why the hell did I even ask that?
Jiang Chi was stunned, then removed her face mask. "Don't I look like one? With my figure and height, don't I look like a top? How could I ask such a stupid question?"
Meng Youcheng felt a little embarrassed, "It's just... not quite like it..."
"Doesn't seem like it..."
Jiang Chi thought for a moment, then pointed to his chest. "Is it because these are too big?"
Meng Youcheng was stunned, then immediately laughed awkwardly, "Actually... don't misunderstand, it's just that I... rarely come into contact with this kind of thing, so I have that kind of stereotype, so I was just... a little curious..."
"Oh……"
Jiang Chi nodded, seemingly understanding, "That means you haven't read enough. I'll recommend some books to you another day... so you can brush up on your knowledge in this area. Male mothers in '1' situations are quite common..."
Just then, Lu Linshen appeared behind Meng Youcheng without anyone noticing. He held a towel in his hand and patiently wiped Meng Youcheng's head...
Meng Youcheng didn't react in time and was about to resist when he was pinned down...
Lu Linshen said gently, "You're prone to catching colds..."
Jiang Chi suddenly shouted, "Ah...!"
Meng Youcheng and Lu Linshen were both startled. Lu Linshen said with some impatience, "What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Chi immediately pretended to cry, "You two heartless people... you don't care about my feelings at all, you don't treat us single dogs like human beings... Waaaaah... I also want someone to wipe my head, waaaah..."
……
Jiang Chi... really doesn't seem like a normal person.
His antics are truly unpredictable; he's always acting out scenes. He's a true veteran actor!
Throughout the afternoon, Meng Youcheng was startled by him many times, and Lu Linshen was so annoyed by him that he lost his temper...
It's finally night, time to sleep.
"Don't you two sleep together at night?"
Jiang Chi looked at them, puzzled. "Why don't you sleep together? It would be so comfortable to sleep naked and cuddling together. Why do you two sleep separately?"
Lu Linshen ignored him, "What's it to you?!"
Jiang Chi grabbed his hand and stood in front of Meng Youcheng. "I won't allow it... You two have to sleep together tonight!"
Lu Linshen was puzzled. "Whether we sleep together or not is none of your business!"
Jiang Chi added, "I'll have to sleep between the two of you!"
Lu Linshen looked at him incredulously, "Are you crazy?!"
Jiang Chi explained, "Do you think I want to? If I wasn't afraid you two would run away, I wouldn't want to sleep with you. Anyway, I don't care, you two have to sleep together, and I have to sleep between you two..."
Meng Youcheng was dumbfounded.
Lu Linshen shook off his hand, completely ignoring him. "If you're sick, go get treatment..."
Jiang Chi leaped onto him, shouting, "I don't care, I don't care... we have to sleep together!"
Lu Linshen: "I absolutely will not agree. We just met, so we definitely can't sleep together. As for you, don't even think about sleeping between us, understand?!"
……
"Mommy and Daddy, hug me..."
In the pitch-black room, the table lamp shone with all the light.
Lu Linshen slept beside the lamp. Next to him was Jiang Chi, and next to him was Meng Youcheng.
He compromised, he finally compromised!
Jiang Chi was sleeping in the middle, tossing and turning. "I feel so happy right now... I feel like we're a family of three, I feel like you two's child, Mom and Dad, hug me... I can't sleep..."
Lu Linshen looked exhausted. "I want to die..."
Jiang Chi clung to his back, "Mommy...I want to hear a story..."
Lu Linshen forcefully shook off his hand. "Go find your dad!"
Lu Linshen suddenly remembered something, immediately turned around, grabbed Jiang Chi, and said, "Stay away from your dad!"
"no……"