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Chapter 600 The Laughing Bat's Head: Should it be made into a wine jug or a costume?
Chapter 600: Should the head of the Laughing Bat be made into a wine jug or a decorative lamp?
Chen Tao did not answer Dr. Fate's question, but instead sent her away.
Although Queen Hecate had been extracted from the body of this cosmic Wonder Woman by Chen Tao and injected into the body of the Lantern Horror, the chaos she had caused in this world was far from over.
Because Queen Hecate ordered her subordinate, the God of Terror, to impersonate a high-ranking US government official and attack the Amazonian island of Paradise with missiles, and she herself, under the guise of Diana, rallied all the Amazons in the world to seize the White House, the Amazons and the US government are now in a state of near-total hostility.
Because of Chen Tao's interference, the two remaining giants of the Justice League, Talkative Superman and Super Batman, did not die at the hands of Queen Hecate. Therefore, the situation is not yet out of control, and Chen Tao feels that it is far from the time for him, an outsider, to rush in and take over everything.
At this moment, Chen Tao was squatting in a bat base of the super-male bat, busy with some of his own problems.
"let me see……"
Chen Tao first released the laughing head that he had chopped off from his metal supernatural space.
In fact, the small gap in the metal coffin he initially raised was far from enough to pull his head out, but when those troublemakers who called themselves the Third Legion summoned Barbatos, he used the power of the Metal Spirit to fluidize a part of his hand into a blade, cut off his head, and forcibly pulled it out of the gap.
Therefore, the head is not entirely intact. Although the dark metal goggles are still intact, there are large areas of bruising on the chin and neck, and a small piece of the spine and flesh of the neck is also missing.
Chen Tao immediately used the X-ray vision of the bullet to scan the head in front of him with great anticipation. If he hadn't had to deal with the problem of the Lanternman first, he would have liked to see what was inside the laughing man's head.
Although the people who called themselves the Third Legion arrived so quickly that he didn't have time to carefully confirm whether he had really killed the Batman Who Laughs, Chen Tao never thought he could kill the Batman Who Laughs so easily.
If this head can bring him...
Chen Tao then used the ability of Batreniak to examine the brain again.
To his slight disappointment, the head was not filled with the knowledge that the Batman Who Laughs had expected.
If he really did cut off the Batman Who Laughs's head, then even in the brain cells that have now lost their activity, there should still be a lot of information remaining, but there's nothing here.
Undeterred, Chen Tao opened the skull of the Laughing Bat and pulled out its head.
In the comics, the Batman Who Laughs once took over the body of the strongest Batman, Dr. Manhattan Batman, by transplanting his brain. Strictly speaking, this thing should have recorded the Batman's consciousness, but it still didn't, it didn't contain anything.
This was simply a shell made of pure flesh and blood. Chen Tao didn't quite understand how the Laughing Bat had done it. It seemed to be some kind of shedding of its skin.
"That's normal. If I could deal with the Bat of Laughter so easily, I would suspect it was a trap."
Yes, in the major Death Metal event, before the Batman Who Laughs shoved his brain into the Manhattan Bat, he deliberately let himself be killed by Wonder Woman. For someone like the Batman Who Laughs, sometimes death is part of his plan and a trap.
Despite this, Chen Tao was still somewhat disappointed. He reached under the laughing bat's neck, nudged his chin, and then said in a voiceover, "Heh heh, I am the Bat of Laughter."
Aside from this, this head, which has little information and ability, is probably only of collectible value.
Oh no.
Chen Tao noticed the Batman Who Laughs's goggles. This dark metal creation allowed him to see through the darkness in people's hearts and was an auxiliary tool used by the Batman Who Laughs to bewitch people.
On this useless fleshy shell, this thing is the only important thing.
Chen Tao took it off, checked it, and then put it on his head.
He then used the power of the Metal Spirit to create a smooth, upright metal plate in front of him, on which his image was reflected.
Then he made a smiling face at himself in the mirror.
Exactly the same.
Grass.
Chen Tao put the dark metal goggles back on the Laughing Bat's head, and then he opened the Laughing Bat's skull.
It was completely empty inside; his brain had already been removed.
Chen Tao decided to hang the head up for exhibition.
Aside from this rather useless find, the rest were various metals and miscellaneous items collected by the Laughing Bat.
Put the data and computers aside for now; the important thing is these metals.
Chen Tao attempted to melt these metals together... He had always wanted to forge a suitable weapon for himself, but in reality, there was almost nothing in the multiverse that could withstand its power.
Batman and Wonder Woman are both masters of all weapons, so does Superman not use weapons because he doesn't like them?
However, Chen Tao knew nothing about forging weapons, and the god of forging among the Olympian gods in his universe had already fled with the other Olympian gods before the Anti-Monitor invaded his universe.
The Olympian gods of this universe were all wiped out by Queen Hecate, leaving him with virtually no one to forge weapons for him.
This matter needs to be put on hold for now.
The containers that the Laughing Bat used to store these metals were all quite good, and Chen Tao didn't plan to change them. Especially the Bat Gold, after careful observation, Chen Tao discovered that the container was actually a small particle accelerator. Chen Tao had to replenish its energy to keep the instrument running.
In addition to these, there were also some cosmic coordinates that Chen Tao was concerned about.
The most important of these is the Robin King universe.
This madman is one of the few powerful individuals in The Batman Who Laughs capable of confronting the Justice League...
Chen Tao was halfway through his thoughts when he heard a loud bang outside the bat cave.
Never mind, the matter of King Robin is not important.
When Chen Tao flew out of the bat cave, he saw a large number of heavily armed soldiers surrounding an Amazonian woman on the street.
The Amazons' superhuman physical abilities allow each of them to confront organized professional armies head-on. However, they are mortals, not demigods; they get tired. They are not Diana Prince, and their bodies never produce lactic acid.
Faced with a crackdown, these Amazonian women will not fare any better than ordinary people.
Chen Tao: "???"
"Wait, I don't quite understand."
Not far away, an army soldier spotted Chen Tao, but he simply mistook him for an ordinary Batman cosplayer.
As Chen Tao obediently followed the ordinary soldier to another road for refuge, he opened his communicator: "Wait, everyone, I've been gone for about three hours. Why is the government still fighting the Amazons?"
"Because the government leadership has consistently failed to reach a consensus, they still consider the Amazons to be enemies of the government and the nation. But now, through our efforts, His Excellency the President has agreed to guarantee that surrendered Amazons will receive..."
Chen Tao patiently listened to the nonsense for a while before finally interrupting the other person.
"In other words, the government officials are unwilling to listen to you now."
"Yes, but..."
But the next second, Nonsense Chao saw the Batman from another universe disappear from the video call on the communication channel.
"What?"
Then, the talkative Superman, who was still participating in the government meeting, turned his head and saw that the PowerPoint presentation that was playing on the TV next to him suddenly transformed into a skull face pieced together from various human faces after a burst of white noise like snow.
"I……"
sizzle...
"What's going on? We've been attacked!"
"Guards! Guards!"
Talkative Superman stared blankly at the screen, then hurriedly pressed the call button: "Wait, you can't..."
on the street.
An Amazonian woman wielding a sword is confronting heavily armed soldiers when she sees a tank driving up from the end of the street, its cannon already pointed at her face.
That thing wasn't an ordinary weapon, but a high-tech energy cannon. The tank was also modified from alloy, specifically designed to deal with superhumans.
The Amazon women, realizing they were facing an organized and planned attack, couldn't help but despair, but even so, the Amazons would fight to the last second.
"It wasn't our will to storm the White House; we were deceived." She made a final attempt, but all she was met with were the soldiers' cold stares and the muzzle of their cannons.
"None of this matters, Amazons. Surrender now."
She heard the officer say, "You bunch of superhuman freaks will pay for everything you've done."
"I'm not a superpowered freak."
"Whatever you are."
The Amazon woman's grip on her sword weakened. Just as she was about to fight to the death, she suddenly saw all the soldiers who had been pointing their guns at her uniformly put on gas masks.
Then she smelled a delicate fragrance, followed by a violent dizziness: "What are you doing...?"
The masked men didn't answer her, but the Amazon woman realized how the soldiers had obtained this toxin specifically for Amazons: "You experimented on Amazons, otherwise you couldn't have developed this!"
But no one would answer her. The Amazonian woman knew she was about to collapse, but before that...
She's going to fight this hard.
But then a gentle breeze blew by.
In a world of speeds beyond human perception, the Amazonian woman turned her head and saw the black and red lightning moving from the sky. In an instant, the toxins that permeated the air were blown into the sky by the violent wind, like a howling gale, dispelling all despair and cutting off all evil.
The Amazon woman regained the strength to lift her sword. Filled with rage, she leaped up furiously, about to plunge the sword into the officer's neck, but just as she raised the sword, it was shattered to pieces by a supersonic hand chop in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, the soldier's gun exploded, and the tank and cannon barrel made of superalloy were also smashed to pieces. The officer wanted to do something, but the next second, his clothes were stripped off by the flashing red shadow, leaving only his naked white clothes in the air.
No one had time to see clearly who or what did all this; all that could be seen were the bat-shaped lightning bolts coiling and leaping in the air.
The Amazonian woman raised her fist; she wanted to kill the officer in front of her.
She raised her fist high, and now all the soldiers were unarmed.
No one could stop him.
With a snap, the Amazonian woman's arm was broken by the returning red shadow.
White House.
Everyone still in the meeting stood up. Talkative Chao turned around and saw Wally, the Flash from their universe, appearing in the meeting room door, panting heavily.
"This is...this is unbelievable."
He said, "That guy, that Batman, created hundreds and thousands of time remnants... That's a very advanced use of the Speed Force..."
He said, "He destroyed all the weapons in the world."
"What?"
"A senior government official asked."
"All weapons, from nuclear weapons to knives, if we were to start a war now, then... then we would probably go back to the era of cold weapons."
sizzle...
Everyone turned their heads, and they heard the skull on the screen say, word by word:
"No...no war."
He said, "Because I don't want to."
……
……
……
"Well then, everyone. I've spent an hour resolving all the issues."
On the conference table, Chen Tao placed the head of the Laughing Bat next to him, then picked up a cup of tea and poured some water into the head.
He certainly didn't have any heavy tastes, nor did he use the Laughing Bat's head as a teacup. Instead, he placed a cup inside the already empty skull, with the Laughing Bat's head serving only as an external decoration.
As he poured water, the Bat of Laughter's tightly closed mouth suddenly snapped open, and then dazzling lights began to emerge from his tongue and mouth.
Wine glasses, decorative lights—it's such a difficult choice, so why not have them all?
Chen Tao comforted the official in front of him: "Don't be afraid. This Batman I used as a wine glass is a bad guy. Nobody is worse than this Batman."
Despite this, the horrifying scene still made the officials in front of them tremble.
He forced a smile at Chen Tao, too scared to wipe the sweat from his face: "Yes, yes, you're absolutely right."
Chen Tao: "..."
"Okay, now that we've reached an agreement on the Amazonian issue, you can leave."
After dismissing the officials who had fled in a panic, Chen Tao turned to look at the Justice League members present.
"Everyone, I need your help to break the seal that the Black Death Emperor placed on a dark multiverse, where the spirit of existence I need resides. Should I explain to you again who the Black Death Emperor really is?"
(End of this chapter)