Chapter 17
Chapter 17
Mu Xuru loved the effect of this show, and immediately asked: "Teacher Hu, tell me why he was crying a month ago."
Wen Jinian's face changed, and Hu Xin stuttered, "No, no, I misunderstood, he wasn't crying at the time, but... um..."
He glanced at Zhong Xingran guiltily, and Zhong Xingran thought confusedly, what do you think I am doing.
Mu Xuru rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Why, can't you say it?"
Hu Xin is a novice in variety shows, and he has already been caught in it at the moment. He is afraid that he may say something wrong, but the more anxious he is, the less he can think of an excuse.
Could it be that - it was at a certain star's dinner party, he found Wen Ji Nian in a room, Zhong Xing Ran opened the door for him with a satisfied face, and then he saw Wen Ji Nian's disheveled clothes and tears in his eyes Sitting on the sofa?
Hu Xin's face was as red as a cooked lobster, Jia Baiyan whispered to Zhong Xingran: "His face is so red, are masters so easily shy?"
Hearing who Ji Nian was, he immediately noticed his embarrassment, and he roughly guessed what was going on in his heart.
He said, "Director Xu, this is an extra question. We didn't score in this game, so there is no need to answer it."
Wen Ji Nian's words made Hu Xin wake up like a dream, and immediately echoed: "That's right, Director Xu, you are too unkind."
Mu Xuru was watched coldly by Wen Ji Nian, so he had no choice but to return: "Okay, just don't say anything."
Jia Baiyan bumped Zhong Xingran with his elbow, looked at him with a smirk, and said "I understand" all over his face.
While Mu Xuru was talking about the next group, he lowered his voice and said, "Is it because of you that my sister-in-law is crying? Brother, how old are you? You can't really be 18, right?"
Zhong Xingran understood, leaned closer to his ear, and responded in a low voice: "X your mother, get out."
After several rounds of games, Wen Ji Nian's group ranked second in points, and Xia Fei's group ranked first.
Everyone eagerly stepped forward to choose the ingredients.
Jia Boyan said, "Let's have some shrimp, I want fried shrimp with broccoli."
Zhong Xingran threw away the shrimp he picked up, raised his eyebrows and said, "You still got selected, do you know how to cook? Let someone who knows how to cook choose."
"What are you throwing? Don't you also like seafood? Last time you said that eel nourishes the kidney." Jia Baiyan said angrily.
Zhong Xingran frowned and stared at him fiercely.
Wen Ji Nian guessed that they would not know how to cook, so he said, "I'll cook, you can take whatever you like."
He looked at Zhong Xingran and motioned him to put the shrimps in the basket.
But Zhong Xingran put his arm on Jia Baiyan's shoulder to stop him from continuing to choose, "I don't like seafood, he's talking nonsense, none of us like seafood."
Hu Xin put the vegetables and meat into the basket, and said with a smile: "Cooking for the year is delicious, and we are lucky."
The barrage burst into laughter.
[Hahahaha, love brain: None of us like seafood.Reality: wjn doesn't eat seafood, none of us are allowed to eat it. 】
[Son, you are really embarrassing, do you want me to hit you in the face with your last video showing off seafood? 】
[Xiao Jia: If you don't eat yourself, don't hinder me?I don't seem to have offended you. 】
[Wow, Tiantian can cook!Love my wife even more, okay? 】
Hu Xin had nothing to do after taking the dishes. He went to the machine to watch the barrage for a while, then came back and asked, "Ji Nian, why do they call you Tian Tian?"
Wen Ji Nian's face froze, and he didn't answer immediately.
Zhong Xingran looked through his Baidu Encyclopedia more than a dozen times last night, and proudly said: "I know this question, because in an interview, the host called him Piao, and called it 'Wen Jitian', so later Everyone calls him Sweet."
After finishing speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Wen Ji Nian.
Hu Xin laughed and said, "Really, but Ji Nian really doesn't like being called duplication, even I won't be called Nian Nian."
"Take it." Wen Jinian put the grocery basket into his arms, and said coldly, "Since we're on the show, we have to do some work."
Zhong Xingran recalled it.
——He didn't let Hu Xin be called Nian Nian, but he called himself Nian Nian.
This feeling, tsk, hum.
After he got so excited, he was extremely active. From the shed to the house, he took the initiative to carry the vegetable basket all the way, and even wanted to carry the basket with one hand and hold the umbrella for Wen Jinian with the other.
After the basket overturned and was mercilessly ridiculed by Jia Baiyan and Hu Xin, he honestly returned the umbrella to Wen Jinian.
The four houses arranged by the program group are scattered in the south of the island in an orderly manner. The distance between each house is neither far nor close, which is suitable for visiting and also ensures privacy.
Lu Qiansui asked Zhong Xingran to borrow a radish through the fence.
After entering the house, everyone found that it was indeed as Mu Xuru said.
There is a master bedroom and a bathroom on the second floor, and a three-person bunk on the first floor.
Jia Baiyan walked up and down to visit, while Hu Xin sat with his head down and worked on the puzzle.
Zhong Xingran followed Wen Jinian into the kitchen while chewing the candy in his mouth.
"Is there anything I can help you with?" He asked in a good mood with his pockets in hand.
The kitchen of this house is very big, they add the photographer and pd, four people are not too crowded in it.
Wen Jinian had just put on the apron, and was struggling to tie the belt with his hands behind his back.
Zhong Xingran hesitated for a moment, but stepped forward to help him tie it up.He moved extremely quickly, as if afraid of touching Wen Ji Nian's waist, he hastily tied a bow and let go.
"You help me." Wen Jinian pointed to a handful of celery in the sink and said, "Wash the vegetables."
Zhong Xingran took out the celery from the plastic bag, and in the next second, he said in a calm voice, "Do you want to cut this leek?"
Wen Jinian, the photographer, and the pd all looked at him in unison, and he asked again with an innocent face: "Do you want it?"
Wen Jinian's right eyelid twitched, and he stabilized his voice and explained: "This is celery, wash it first and cut it off."
Zhong Xingran scratched the back of his head, and explained without silver here: "Oh, I don't eat much vegetables."
The barrage has already fainted from laughter.
【Hahahahaha, I testify that even if there is a green vegetable in his meal, I have to pick it out. I have never seen him eat a vegetable leaf! 】
[Sorry, I made passers-by laugh, this is the first time my silly son has touched something like celery...]
[Laughing to death, remembering the last variety show "Break Up Kitchen", the two almost got into a fight, is this going to be a classic reappearance hahahaha. 】
[I feel like I have misunderstood Xia Ren's IQ, why does he look so stupid. 】
Wen Ji Nian turned his head to heat the oil in the hot pot, and was about to make stir-fried broccoli with shrimps. While he was waiting for the broccoli to blanch, he turned and saw the celery stalks in the trash can.
"...what are you throwing away the stem for?" he asked incredulously.
Zhong Xingran said: "Isn't this one that only eats leaves?"
The photographer's hand trembled, and the pd couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Zhong Xingran realized that he had made a mistake, watched Wen Jinian's forehead throbbing with veins, grabbed the poor celery from his hand, and pushed a chicken over.
"Forget it, don't wash the vegetables. This is for making chicken soup, just wash it briefly." Wen Ji Nian tried his best to maintain a calm face.
Zhong Xingran couldn't make a sound, so he took the chicken and began to wash it silently.
Wen Jinian stared at him for a full minute, seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, he continued to fry the dishes in the pot.
Within a few seconds, there was a loud bang behind him.
Wen Jinian turned his head abruptly, only to see Zhong Xingran holding a knife and chopping it four or five times in one direction.
Bang bang bang, bang bang—
The voice attracted Jia Baiyan and Hu Xin who were outside to look over.
For a moment, the chicken and blood froth flew around in the kitchen, the pd hurriedly hid behind the photographer, the photographer couldn't dodge in time, and a piece of chicken skin was splashed on his forehead.
In the chaos, Wen Jinian stopped loudly: "Enough, what are you doing?!"
Hu Xin took a breath, "It's the first time I've heard Ji Nian shouting so loudly."
Jia Baiyan: "Do we have chicken strips for lunch today?"
Zhong Xingran stopped the bloody/bloody chicken chopping session, looked at the long strips of chicken nuggets on the cutting board, and said in a brisk tone: "I'm afraid you won't be able to cut the chicken, so I want to help you cut the chicken well."
Wen Jinian looked at him with a livid face, pointed to the door and said, "Get out."
Zhong Xingran opened his mouth, wanting to explain something, Wen Ji Nian said again: "Get out!"
As soon as the words were finished, Zhong Xingran turned around and walked away disheartened, and took the two peeping people away with him.
[Help, chicken strips really made me laugh. 】
【Hahahahahaha, Tiantian must have learned the lesson from last time, it is right to prevent problems before they happen. 】
[It’s so funny, the last time the shrimp was afraid that the oil would jump out and splash on Tiantian’s body, when he was just cooking, he pulled him out a meter away, and hugged him tightly to prevent him from passing, and then said The dishes were of course mushy. 】
[Hahahaha, Tiantian: Get lost!The kitchen doesn't need you! 】
Ten minutes later, Wen Jinian brought out four dishes and one soup from the kitchen.
Stewed beef brisket with tomato, fried shrimp with broccoli, scrambled eggs with mushrooms, and old hen soup with tea tree mushroom.
Jia Baiyan devoured the meal, and was about to cry, "Brother Ran, you must have practiced hard for hundreds of years! To marry... ah no, meeting such a good boyfriend as my sister-in-law, I will really, I will really be jealous." Death woo woo."
Even after a few hours of getting along, Wen Jinian knew that he was just talking out loud, but being called "sister-in-law" in an open and honest manner still made him feel a little unnatural.
Zhong Xingran stuffed a shrimp into Jia Baiyan's mouth, "Eat your meal, shut up."
Wen Jinian asked them: "Is the broccoli salty and mild?"
These two are from the north, so they may not be able to eat and get used to his cooking.
Seeing Wen Ji Nian looking at him, Zhong Xingran picked up a piece of broccoli.
He frowned, looked at it like a cockroach for a long time, and finally made up his mind, closing his eyes and stuffing them into his mouth.
After chewing two mouthfuls with the determination to see death as home, he found that the taste was not bad.
After blanching, the broccoli retains its own crispness, and the surface is covered with a layer of fresh fragrance of oil consumption and the smell of shrimp, making it less difficult to swallow.
Zhong Xingran stretched his neck to swallow the broccoli, and nodded his head pretending to be flat, "It's just right, it's right."
[Damn it, Zhong Xingran actually ate vegetables? ? 】
[The camera zooms in!Is he crying, is he eating while crying? 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! 】
[Leave me alone, Burning Year is the sweetest!He actually eats broccoli just for him! 】
After lunch, Mu Xuru asked everyone to gather at Lu Qian's house in the afternoon and organized a wave of interaction and division of labor.
Everyone ate dinner together. They chatted about work and life, and the topics diverged very well, and they were on several hot searches one after another.
After dinner, everyone went back to their respective homes.
There is no need for the guests to interact with the audience tonight, because hidden cameras are installed throughout the house, until they are automatically turned off after twelve o'clock, and the audience will spontaneously watch their every word and deed.
Not interacting is the worst moment.
Zhong Xingran was forced to share the same bed with Wen Jinian, except for the night in the wooden house, he had never slept alone with a man in his life, and he was gay.
95% of his rejection of homosexuality comes from his good brother Zhong Yunqi, and 5% is caused by his own psychology.
Zhong Yunqi is a man who eats both men and women, and his private life is extremely chaotic, but Zhong Xingran is a person who has a high degree of cleanliness about relationships.
Many people think that he looks like a bad boy, he must be the kind of person who changes his girlfriend every day, but the fact is on the contrary, his concept is so conservative that it makes people feel ashamed, he always thinks that he should not touch other girls unless he is formally married child.
His brother who looks like a dog is the real "scumbag".
One day in Zhong Xingran's third year of junior high school, his parents went to a beautiful island for their honeymoon, and there were only him and Zhong Yunqi at home.He got up to drink water in the middle of the night, only to see Zhong Yunqi messing around with a little boy on the sofa.
At that time, the little boy's cry like killing a pig became the shadow of Zhong Xingran's life.
The headlights in the living room were shining brightly, and he could even see the white flesh/body and the water stains flying everywhere.
Especially on the second day, that little boy was still cocking his orchid fingers, trying to hook him up.Zhong Xingran vomited under his head scratching.
Yes, he vomited all over the starlet.
Since then, he has avoided the homosexual group for three feet.
When he was in high school, the reason why he hated Wen Ji Nian so much was not only because of his haughty and arrogant attitude, but also because it was rumored in the class that he was a gay ring killer. All the gays in Lanjiang City knew about him.
I heard that Wen Ji was still very popular with girls when he was in junior high school, but in high school, all the people who handed him love letters became men.
The only thing that kept him from completely breaking up with Wen Ji Nian was because it was rumored that Ji Nian had rejected all those people - this seemed to break his stereotype of gays who love to mess around.
But no matter what, when he thought of sharing a 1.8-meter bed with him tonight, Zhong Xingran felt a little nervous.
He used the excuse of being hungry to find something to eat in the group, and sat downstairs for more than ten minutes.
When he plucked up the courage to go upstairs, he met Wen Jinian who opened the door and came down.
He seemed to have just taken a shower. He was wrapped in a white bathrobe, and the ends of his hair were still dripping with water. His whole body exuded a pleasant smell of shower gel, and his face was slightly flushed.
The moment Zhong Xingran passed him by, he caught a glimpse of something in his hand.
After closing the door, he played back the shape of that thing in his head - a long one with a slightly curved arc.
He opened his mouth, and his mind exploded like fireworks. The air in the room became thinner in an instant, and it seemed to have an ambiguous sweet fragrance.
His heart was beating wildly, and his chest heaved up and down.
——What did Wen Jinian do before he came up?
——Why is he holding such a thing?
He recalled the games during the day again, and Jia Baiyan whispered in his ear and asked, "Is sister-in-law crying because of you?"
Zhong Xingran's face turned completely red in an instant, as if a pot of dog's blood had been splashed all over his head, from the tips of his ears to the base of his neck.
Suddenly, his gaze stopped moving.
He stared at a certain place in the corner of the bed, held his breath and walked over.
At the very edge, there was a pool of white, sticky stuff.
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