This agent is a bit flirtatious

Chapter 13

The next day, Shen Xuqing lost the game without looking for you seriously at noon. He tried to play the role of an injured patient obediently, but felt that it was a bit boring to sit and wait for death.

He is a person who is easily bored and afraid of being bored.

Trying to spend time thinking about new song creation, I went to the bay window and played with the guitar for a while, but I didn’t have the urge and inspiration to write a song, and it was useless to force myself, so I put down the guitar irritably, scratched my head and went back to the room to play on the computer .

Shen Xuqing resisted the urge to play games, opened the webpage and checked the popular Weibo.

He watched the news for a while, and it was basically about the entertainment industry, so he wanted to switch to the game section to read game-related content.

Very strange behavior, he is indeed not good at playing the game, but he still likes the game very much, and also likes to pay attention to the game, like a strange spectator outside the circle, relishing it for some reason.

Weibo content is generally sorted by comprehensive data, and new hot ones are often mentioned in front.

As soon as Shen Xuqing switched over, what the system flashed was a game video, which was extremely popular, with thousands of retweets and comments, and millions of views.

It's not surprising, because the video was posted by a big V, he would care, mainly because he saw familiar words on the copy.

if you serious you lose.

This is a funny moment when you play a game edited by you seriously. He originally posted it on Station C, but somehow he was caught by the marketing account, and it came to Weibo to earn a wave of traffic.

Many people on Weibo didn't know him, so it was considered to be a publicity for him to find the attention of potential customers.

Shen Xuqing clicked on the comments, and the popular comments that were topped up in the front were basically the ones that you lose if you are serious about the introduction, and Aite who hung up the portal, and there were also some positive comments from passers-by in the future.

[Let me introduce to you, this is the game anchor of station C, @精非你就次, yes, the name is very casual, in fact, the person is also very easy-going, and very gay, welcome to flirt~/love]

[It was transferred by the marketing account, is it really going to be popular? !Do not forget the rich and the noble/doge]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I almost choked on laughing!He speaks so coquettishly!Eat this wave of Amway! 】

[Reminder, it is recommended not to watch this video while eating, because you have an 80.00% chance of triggering the skill of spraying rice, don’t ask if you have experienced it yourself]

Although Shen Xuqing and Seriously You Lose have played together several times, to be honest, except for the first time he wanted to watch the other party's collapse, he really never watched the live broadcast of Seriously You Lost.

He happened to be idle and bored, and with a thought, he opened the webpage of station C, searched seriously and you lost attention.

If you are serious, you will lose. Now that there is no live broadcast, he will go through the video he contributed first.

Not too many, just a dozen or so. The covers are all related to eating chicken. The most recent submission was two months ago, and the earliest one was only a year ago, almost monthly.

Shen Xuqing suddenly thought, maybe the time I played with him was more than a month ago, but because of his accident, the material can no longer be used, and the collected material is not enough to edit, which delays the new submission.

Shen Xuqing touched her nose in embarrassment.

He clicked on the most recent video.

Very real, shocking and eye-catching headline: [If you are serious, you will lose丨The friendship between the teammates that was promised, but in the end they turned against each other, what is the reason? ! 】

Shen Xuqing opened the bag of potato chips and wanted to eat while watching, but when he saw the title and thought of the warm reminder on Weibo, he was about to eat the potato chips, so he chose to give up.

I took out a paper towel and wiped my fingers clean, just in time for the opening title of the video to end, and let’s get to the point.

In the relaxed and cheerful background music, there was a very recognizable voice that you will lose if you are serious. He was greeting his teammates who had just arrived in the duo.

"hello?"

"Hello~" Unexpectedly, the teammate's accent sounded like an international friend.

If you are serious, you will lose and pause, and ask in his broken English: "CanyouspeakChinese?" (Do you speak Chinese?)

It was the teammate's turn to pause: "Howl~"

This awkward accent, if you listen carefully, you will lose. You couldn't help laughing, turned off the microphone, and begged for mercy to the fans in the live broadcast room with a smirk: "This teammate, I don't think we can have too much hope for his Chinese level!"

He asked his teammates again: "Can you speak other Chinese?"

"Nested in mud?"

"...I don't think so." Seriously, you lost a moment of silence.

As soon as the scene changed, the two greeted each other, and before they landed on the flight, their teammates began to praise him in English: "Your English is really standard."

If you are serious, you will lose. You are obviously shameless but pretending to be modest: "Really? Thank you very much for your compliment, and your Chinese is also very good~"

He also made a subtitle by himself and added an explanation at the back: Business exchange, friendship and diplomatic relations~

The small waves should not be too rippling, Shen Xuqing could hardly see them.

"Really?" The teammate asked in English, and then happily converted into Chinese, "Crab~"

"Who did you learn Chinese from?" asked seriously.

The teammate replied: "My Chinese teammate."

"..."

Honey was silent for a moment, and if you are serious, you lose and said: "Maybe you can add me as a steam friend, if you like it and want to continue learning Chinese."

"Of course, I am very happy! I love Chinese!"

Then the camera turned, the game was halfway through, and the teammates spoke again: "Little brother, you are too good! I think we can eat chicken! We can play with friends after we go out!"

Then the wave died in the first round, and they didn’t get any chicken. In the second round, they chose the fourth row, and a teammate who didn’t say a word and a girl came in. The girl spoke softly, but couldn’t speak English. , only communicate with seriousness and you lose.

But the teammates probably feel that they have been left out, and they forcefully pass the translator who is serious and you lose, and the younger sister strikes up a conversation.

At the beginning, the girl was friendly, but after chatting for a few words, her teammates chased after her and said that she wanted to play with steam friends, and the girl just smiled dryly and didn't say anything.

Seriously, you will lose. When helping to spread the word again, the girl couldn't help but complained: "Why are you adding friends, he can't understand what I say, and I can't understand what he said, relying on the current sound Do you want to communicate?"

"Relying on the sound of electricity to communicate makes me laugh to death hahahahaha! What kind of devil are you, girl?"

If you are serious, you will lose. Thomas spun around 360 degrees and burst into laughter, then turned off the microphone and complained on the barrage: "It's too real! Girl paper is very real!"

He was complaining with the barrage, and the wonderful plot of the topic came.

In the silent and quiet voice of the team, a standard Chinese word suddenly popped up: "Who said I can't understand?"

"..."

"Fuck brother! What the hell are you lying to me? You are Chinese!" If you are serious, you will lose and feel dazed. After the excitement, your voice quickly calms down, "The fate is over, and nothing you say can restore the precarious relationship between us Friendship is over, and we will never see each other again.”

"Oh." The teammate was cold and indifferent, without saying a word, he pointed his gun at his game character and shot, "Since we said we want to break up, then I will give you a ride."

If you are serious, you will lose, as if you heard a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and the video screen is also given a black and white special effect of lightning cracking.

Seriously you lose the pawn, the video ends here.

The previous barrage is very exciting, and there are some small hot spots in the places where there are some "learning Chinese with teammates, it's too real", "Coach, I want to learn Chinese with you too!", "Hahahaha" and so on.

But when this unexpected ending appeared, the barrage exploded again.

[Hahahahahaha are all Nima routines! 】

【? ? ? 】

【Stupid brother die hahaha】

[This brother has the potential to be an anchor, really, please ask him if he wants to join the pirate ship! 】

[Wow, it's so cruel, since you said you want to break up, then I'll give you a ride]

[Hahahaha love begets hate, it's true! 】

【Do you really think I want to learn Chinese from you?I just want to be gay with you! 】

In addition to the excellent barrage, the popular comments in the comment area are even more varied, and fans rack their brains to diverge their thinking for the hottest.

[Actually, the teammate really likes it!Who would have thought that I love you so much and am willing to learn Chinese for you, but you would flirt with my sister in front of me!Where did you put me! (Broken sound) Since I can't get you, then I will destroy you, so that you will be mine alone from now on]

[Upstairs is so cruel!Brainstorming sadomasochistic love, cry liao! 】

[Really begging teammates to return to the field, what kind of brotherhood is earth-shattering and earth-shattering]

The author has something to say:

The content of the video in the previous chapter was borrowed from the stalk of the Huyou video. From time to time, readers asked, saying that it looked familiar, but it didn’t feel good, so they simply changed it, and I’m sorry here [and let’s say it again, the protagonist has no prototype~