Chapter 135 Relationships and Grouping
Chapter 135 Relationships and Grouping
Looking at the other people who were frowning and didn't know what they were thinking about, Osamu Dazai turned over lazily, and then stretched his waist, "Forget it, I can't think of anything here anyway... ...."
Why not let us seize the time to discuss other more important things!
"Before that, Yong Jian..."
Osamu Dazai called out the name of the black-haired young man, and got a puzzled "huh?" Then he added: "I don't care why we changed our identities, but the current situation can actually be regarded as a role-playing game, with character memories The others are okay, Yong Jian, if you don’t have a memory, what if other residents of this apartment see it?”
Let's not say whether the other residents are human or ghosts, but if something is wrong, then it probably won't end well.
After hearing this, Yong Jian Heyi's face turned pale. Although the relationship in modern society is indifferent, neighbors and neighbors probably won't be very familiar with each other.
But if it's like the current self, it would be a bit...
Not to mention that sooner or later they will have to explore the apartment.
"Let's try to see if we can get through it first. If we really can't get through, say that he has Alzheimer's disease..."
Kajii Keijiro found a fresh lemon from the refrigerator, sliced it and stuck it on the eaves of the cup. After hearing their conversation, he proposed without raising his head: "Anyway, I see the marriage certificate you took out earlier. , That was also five or sixty years ago, and it is quite normal for an old man at the age of ten to get dementia..."
It's just that if you do this, Mr. Yongjian's next actions will probably be restricted, but it's better than being exposed directly.
Moreover, sick old people run around and get lost. This kind of thing is often on the news everywhere. If it is discovered during the process of going out to explore, it is not without excuses.
"In that case, let's talk about our respective social circles first, maybe we can have a basic understanding of the other residents in this apartment during the information exchange."
Osamu Dazai put forward such an opinion. For this reason, he took the lead and said: "My house is on the third floor, and what I got was a single-parent family living with a divorced middle-aged mother. Although the style of clothes has changed to a size that suits me , but judging from the meals prepared by the middle-aged woman and other decorations and toys at home, the child in this family should be a girl aged six to nine."
"In addition, she has a good relationship with the girl in Room 702, and she often seeks out someone in the name of making up lessons, but parents should know about this, and they don't really dislike her looking for someone to play with."
"However, some changes have taken place after I arrived, from a six or seven-year-old child to a high school student, and the target of making up lessons has changed from Naga's younger sister to that family's older sister, as can be heard from the middle-aged woman's statement. 'I' had a crush on that sister."
After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he began to look around, while the other three fell silent.
Hiss, crush...
Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai, who is a girl killer, would one day fall to the point where he has a crush on a girl...
Admiration, admiration, I really want to see what kind of person the girl who made such a feat is!
After a short silence, Kajii Keijiro, who was a little embarrassed looking at the scene, broke the current atmosphere: "My character is a middle-aged perfumer in his 40s and [-]s, who moves around and travels because of looking for inspiration."
"I only rented a house in this place for half a year. Because I stayed here for a relatively short time, I didn't have any other acquaintances. The only thing I know is that the family of three facing each other seems to be quite rich. I heard that they belong to a company. top management."
They chatted for a while, and Kawabata Yasunari, who got a good rest after taking the medicine, also felt that his headache was not as bad as before.
He gently pressed his temples with his fingers, sat up with his right hand on the sofa, and then began to adjust the sorted out memories in my mind.
"I'm an IT guy, a social animal..." He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth for a second when he said this, it was really, very similar to reality.
Could this be the so-called - the same people who have fallen in the end of the world, your social animal will come to my social animal?
He taunted silently in his heart, and then took off his vest mercilessly, "But his real identity is a black market job, and the purpose is to prevent the person opposite Mr. Dazai's house from being promoted smoothly. It’s the competitor’s.”
The others nodded silently after listening, and then stopped their eyes on Kawabata Yasunari.
The few people present were not very clean at all, so they also knew the rules of conduct of those people.
Since he had already lurked in, in order to prevent accidents during the process, he must have conducted a basic survey of other residents in the apartment.
I just don't know how detailed the information is?
"Young assistants, paparazzi, internet-addicted teenagers and teachers... are basically some of the most ordinary people."
He said in a flat tone, and then casually pointed to Yongjian Heyi who was opposite him, "As for Heyi, in my memory, he is a retired doctor, and opposite lives a sexy woman with big waves."
I heard that he is still a professional junior?
But this kind of thing should not be understood by other people, so I will not talk too much.
"Then who lives opposite your house?" Dazai Osamu asked with a smile.
Yong Jianheyi tilted his head and pondered for a moment, and then said: "Although I heard that that person is a gym coach, I always feel that the other person is a bit weird..."
I always feel that when I meet each other, I am a little bit fluffy, as if it is quite dangerous.
After talking about basic issues, Osamu Dazai suddenly changed the subject.
"Speaking of which, we have such a large group of people staying together. It would be fine if it was a large-scale 'copy' outside. It's a bit conspicuous like staying in an apartment now..."
He said in a teasing tone, and then changed the subject: "I think it's better to act separately in twos. In addition, we need to find a suitable excuse for each other to get to know each other."
Although these excuses may not be used, if you don't think about it in advance, you may have some unnecessary omissions due to panic when asked.
Kajii Keijiro nodded, and then sat down beside Kawabata Yasunari.
"Kawabata-kun needs to deal with a family of three at the opposite door, so he deliberately came close to me..."
He edited a reason casually, and then continued logically, "It just so happened that the bombing of my house today also gave him a chance. At his invitation, attracted by the sound of the explosion, I will move temporarily Go and live with him for a while."
After finishing speaking, Kajii Keijiro smiled, and said in a sarcastic tone: "After all, it is March, and the temperature at night is still quite low. Living in a hollow environment will catch a cold~"
After hearing this, Osamu Dazai turned his head and looked at Yong Jian He Yi, he had no choice but to choose the other party.
He bowed his head in silence for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and blinked his eyes cutely, showing an innocent and pure expression.
Well, it is full of the childish feeling unique to seven or eight-year-old children.
"It's normal for a primary school student like me to be attracted by delicious food on the way home from get out of class..."
Osamu Dazai nodded as if confirming, and the righteousness in his words was almost visible to the naked eye, "How could those well-meaning adults or old people refuse such an obedient, cute, but hungry child like me~ "
If it weren't for his height and appearance not up to standard, now he can directly pretend to be a kindergarten kid.
This is really...
Although this is not the first time I have seen it, Kajii Kijiro is still sincerely shocked by Osamu Dazai's shamelessness.
What kind of person is this to say such things without any falsehood?
Wouldn't he blush? !
After the discussion, Osamu Dazai took Yong Jianheyi and planned to go out.
"I still have an appointment with the girl on the seventh floor, so we will separate first~"
Osamu Dazai opened the door, and then waved to the two people inside, "If you have anything else to do next, please contact me by phone!"
After Osamu Dazai and Yong Jian went out together, the other two left in the room looked at each other in blank dismay.
If I remember correctly, this seems to be the room of the person who was dragged out just now, right?
Osamu Dazai and Yong Jian walked up the stairs together, just in time to meet the old lady who opened the door and came out to take out the trash.
The old lady pushed open the door of room 201 and greeted them happily after seeing them.
"Oh, it's Mr. Yongjian!" Seeing the other party lift me up enthusiastically, Yongjian Heyi felt a little hairy for some reason.
But the other party greeted them proactively, and it was impossible for him to say nothing.
So Yong Jianhe nodded a little, looked at the black plastic bag in the opponent's hand, and said in a calm tone: "Yes, are you going to take out the trash?"
Since you don't know the name of the old lady, just bypass this aspect.
The old lady nodded, and then shifted her gaze to Osamu Dazai.
"Isn't this Mr. Dazai on the third floor? Why do you stay together..." the old lady asked casually.
Yongjian Heyi put his hand on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and said in a helpless and conniving tone: "Isn't that when the woman from before divorced her ex-husband, the conditions were not so good?" He first said Recalling the past, he spoke again: "At that time, Mr. Dazai went home hungry every day. I thought he couldn't starve to death as a child, so I fed him something every three days..."
Then one day, two days, three or four days, I gradually became familiar with it.
Although the latter words were not spoken, everyone present could still think of them.
"Indeed, Grandpa Yongjian is a good man..."
Osamu Dazai said in a soft tone, and then blushed with embarrassment, "I want Grandpa Yongjian to help me see how I get along with Kobayashi-san, and it would be great if I can give some opinions in the way of someone who has experienced it. …”
With such a conscientious and dedicated appearance, people who don't know think that he really likes that Xiaolin!
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