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Chapter 161 Gyuutarou, I, Forget It, It's Okay
Qi Bai:...
This Daki, not very smart, is a little too much, ah, why does my wife want her to be his subordinate!
Oh, Daki is just a gift, Gyuutarou is the main one.
Muzan: ...
Why, do you have such a stupid subordinate? Why did I ask her to be my subordinate in the first place? Why?
Oh oh oh, it's because of that good employee Gyuutarou, I almost forgot about him.
And Daki saw that the two hadn't spoken for a long time, thought he was rejected, and just wanted to have a fit.
Qi Bai suddenly took out a watermelon and iron ball from the own ring, and handed it to Daki.
"Take it easy, don't smash this watermelon for me, I still want to eat it."
Daki:! ! !
Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat, and I will eat you later.
Forget it, the muscles are too ugly to speak.
While slandering Qi Bai in his heart, Daki took the watermelon and iron ball from his hand.
Then he hit his head with an iron ball.
Hmm...it hurts!
I smashed it with a watermelon again, this...doesn't hurt!
After the experiment, Daki only feels that he has the chance to win now!
Hmph, this human actually wants to mislead himself into choosing watermelon, impossible, absolutely impossible!
So, Daki confidently gave the correct answer, "It must be an iron ball. I tried it with my head, and I can't be wrong this time."
At this time, Qi Bai couldn't bear to tell Daki the real answer, but seeing Daki's embarrassed expression, Qi Bai decided to pour some cold water on her.
"Wrong." Qi Bai said.
Ever since, Daki blew up again.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! I have tried it myself, and it is obvious that the iron ball hurts more."
Hearing this sentence, Qi Bai directly covered his own eyes.
No, Daki is too stupid, I am afraid to look at her directly, and be infected by her stupidity.
Covering his eyes, Qi Bai said, "Are you stupid? What kind of iron ball hurts? Obviously, the head hurts more!"
"Didn't you experiment just now? Is your head hurting?"
Daki:! ! !
Have you been tricked again? !
Daki looked at Qi Bai more and more unkindly, as if he wanted to kill Qi Bai at any time.
On the other hand, Muzan's face darkened, how could he have such a stupid subordinate!
"Idiot!" Muzan said coldly.
Hearing Muzan's voice, Daki immediately knelt in front of him.
"Master Muzan, I... I... This is just a small mistake! Please give me another chance!"
The current Muzan didn't want to talk to Daki at all, and turned his head away.
And what happened, Daki thinks it's Qi Bai's fault.
However, Qi Bai didn't care about it.
"The topic is indeed too difficult for a human being, how about it, I will give you some simple ones, okay?"
"Not good!" Daki said, stretched out his claws, stretched out to Qi Bai, ready to kill him.
But Qi Bai didn't rush, and asked directly: "Let me say something simple, very simple."
"How many legs, how many eyes, how many mouths does a cow have?"
After hearing this, Daki replied without thinking: "Four legs, two eyes, and one mouth."
Qi Bai nodded.
"Then tell me, how many hairs does this cow have?"
Daki, who was about to answer, froze in place.
How much hair does a cow have? Is this sentence really human? Who will be free? Can you count how many hairs are on a cow? And isn't the scope of your question too big?
But Daki learned the lesson this time, and asked directly: "You said you know how much hair there is on a cow?"
Qi Bai answered directly without any hesitation.
"It's not easy, of course it's all hair."
Daki:! ! !
f*ck, what the hell kind of answer is this?
This answer really made Daki want to grab Qi Bai and pry his brain open to see what he came up with!
But, this question is quite reasonable, and it is impossible to refute it.
So Daki didn't ask any more questions, but just stared at Qi Bai with vicious eyes.
And Qi Bai, seeing Daki's "moved" eyes, decided to strike while the iron was hot and ask another question.
"How many suns are there in the sky?"
"one."
"What about the moon?"
"one!"
"Oh! Then can you tell me how many stars there are in the sky?"
Daki: ...
This dog thing actually repeated the old tricks! Too much, how do I know how many stars there are in the sky?
Seeing that Daki couldn't answer, Qi Bai said, "Of course the sky is full of stars! Hahaha!"
Hearing this answer, Daki is in a bad mood, what's the difference from just now!
On the other hand, Muzan was already happy.
My little boyfriend, how did you think of these questions?
And those answers, what did he think? It's just too crooked!
Although Muzan was happy in her heart, her face remained expressionless.
As for Daki, the expression on her face became more and more distorted, and it was almost impossible to tell that she was a girl.
Just when Qi Bai was thinking about whether he should persuade Daki, Daki suddenly sat on the ground and burst into tears.
"Whoa, big brother, I'm being bullied, come out!"
"Someone here is making things difficult for me with exaggerated questions, come out and kill him! Woooooo! Big brother!"
Qi Bai:...
Fuck, why didn't I think of it earlier, this bitch will find a big brother when she is wronged.
Under Daki's crying, a person appeared from her back.
In just an instant, that person split off from Daki's back.
The man had green hair, bare upper body, skinny, slender waist, and many black spots on his body.
There are still engraved on his eyes, the words of the sixth, he is Gyuutarou.
As soon as Gyuutarou appeared, he hugged Daki, patted her on the head lightly, and comforted her with a hoarse voice.
"Don't cry, such a pretty face won't look good when it's wet with tears."
"If someone makes things difficult for you, don't answer. I'll... kill him!"
As soon as the words fell, Gyuutarou waved Xue Lian and slashed at Qi Bai's head, but Qi Bai blocked it with only one hand.
Looking at Gyuutarou, Qi Bai said: "Tsk tsk tsk, I don't have enough brains, big brother can help?"
"Gyuutarou, your Little Sister... Forget it, it doesn't make sense to say it or not, she really doesn't have enough brains."
"Ah... It's really annoying, you dare to say that she's not smart enough, you are so damned..." Gyuutarou waved his blood and was about to charge up.
Qi Bai didn't panic at all, and snapped his fingers.
"Honey, it's time for you to appear!"
After Qi Bai finished speaking, he hurriedly ran to Muzan, and then hid behind her.