People Are Dying, If You Don't Do It, You Will Feel Uncomfortable

Chapter 160 Just This Brain...

Muzan, who was asked for help off the court, covered his face in despair.

Dammit, the cow's tail hangs down, of course it's down, why is it going east and west!

Do you think the ox tail is Qi Bai's... well, straight?

At first, I thought that Daki was not smart, but looking at it now, she is not humble at all, she is really not smart!

Looking at Daki's small eyes asking for help, Muzan could only say: "The tail of the cow is hanging down, of course it is facing downwards, how could it be facing in another direction!"

Hearing this answer, Daki froze in place.

Ah, why, the simple answer didn't occur to me? Could it be that I am too stupid!

Do not! I am not stupid at all!

You must know that Lord Muzan likes himself the most. If he is stupid, how could Lord Muzan still like himself! That's right!

Ever since, Daki successfully brainwashed himself.

"Your question is not a riddle at all, this question doesn't count, it doesn't count!" Daki said.

Looking at Daki who still doesn't admit that he is not smart, Qi Bai shrugged.

Do not admit it? There are still many own questions, which will make you doubt life sooner or later!

Thinking of this, Qi Bai said: "Okay, okay, don't say I bully the little girl, this question doesn't count, okay!"

"I'll give you another chance, this time it's a question of common sense."

Hearing that it was a common-sense question, Daki cheered up, "Quickly ask!"

Qi Bai nodded, took out a piece of iron from his ring, and showed Daki.

Daki looked at the iron block with a puzzled expression on his face.

At this moment, Qi Bai said, "Do you know what I'm holding in my hand?"

Looking at the iron block, Daki nodded in disdain, what are you kidding, how could he not know the iron block?

"It's iron!" Daki replied.

Qi Bai nodded, put the iron block back, and took out a small piece of cotton.

"What about this thing?"

Daki rolled his eyes in his heart, "Cotton, do you think I'm stupid? How could I not even know cotton and iron!"

Qi Bai didn't care about Daki's words.

"Okay, as long as you know each other, I'm afraid you don't know."

"Since you know each other, I'll tell you the topic."

"Okay! Tell me!" Daki urged.

"Excuse me! Who is heavier, a catty of cotton or a catty of iron?" After Qi Bai finished speaking, he kindly reminded Daki.

"Don't answer in a hurry, think carefully before answering."

However, Daki laughed out loud when he heard the question.

"How dare you come up with such a simple topic? You are bringing shame on yourself."

"Um..." Qi Bai was speechless.

Since you are so powerful, hurry up and tell me the answer, let yourself see!

Then I heard Daki say confidently: "It must be a catty of iron that weighs more. That's iron. How can cotton grow better than it?"

This answer directly shocked Qi Bai.

Dammit... he knew that this Daki must not be able to use his brain well.

Ah, who weighs a pound of iron or a pound of cotton?

Of course it is the same weight! It's all a catty! Fuck! Really convinced!

Looking at the confident Daki, Qi Bai cautiously reminded: "You'd better think again."

Muzan on the side is also curious. Although Daki answered two questions wrong just now, he answered this question correctly.

It is true that iron is heavier.

Why does own boyfriend remind her so much?

"No need to change, this is the answer, I must be right." Daki said.

To this, Qi Bai could only say regretfully: "I'm sorry, you answered wrong."

"A catty of cotton weighs the same as a catty of iron. Is your mind muddled? What are you thinking?"

Daki:! ! !

Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, how can these two things weigh the same? Obviously it's iron...

Wait a minute, a pound of cotton and a pound of iron?

It wasn't until this time that Daki realized it.

In the next second, Daki's face turned red, as if he had received some great humiliation.

Finally Daki broke out.

"You are ugly, damn it! You use this kind of topic to tease me, I will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, the silk and satin fluttered behind Daki, and it was about to wrap Qi Bai into a rice dumpling.

And at the moment when the silk satin touched Qi Bai, Qi Bai, like a conditioned reflex, instantly appeared a white light wheel in his hand, and cut the ribbon cleanly.

Looking at the ribbons all over the floor, Qi Bai shrugged, "I'm sorry, but you remind me of some bad memories, but I can't blame my reflexes."

As for what memories?

That was the long-haired ghost I met in the final selection!

Hey, it's disgusting.

Seeing Daki who was still about to strike, Qi Bai didn't panic at all, he just became ashamed from anger, he had nothing to be afraid of.

At this time, Muzan also spoke.

"Daki, if you can't answer it, you can't answer it. Why do you want to do it!"

After hearing this, Daki said with aggrieved face: "It's not my fault, it's all this guy's fault. He asked some weird questions, how could I possibly be able to answer them?"

Muzan: ...

It seems that Daki's brain is really not working, I don't think it's wrong!

At this time Qi Bai suddenly interjected: "Then I won't come up with any strange questions."

"Do you dare to continue to compete with me?"

As soon as Daki heard that there were no more strange topics, he felt that he could do it again.

"Hmph! I'm afraid of you? Tell me!"

And Muzan also whispered in Qi Bai's ear: "Don't give her any more questions."

"Her brain is not working well. If she gets fooled, I will lose one of my men."

Qi Bai patted Muzan's butt lightly.

"Don't worry, I won't give her some too difficult questions, they are all simple."

Muzan: ...

Why do you have to pat your own ass, don't you die if you don't pat your own ass!

Seeing Daki full of confidence, Qi Bai asked the question again.

"I'll give my wife a face, and I'll give you a very simple question."

Daki just snorted when he heard that, as for who Qi Bai's wife is, she is not interested at all.

"Please listen to the question. Suppose there is a watermelon and an iron ball in front of you. If you hit your head with both of them, which one will hurt more?"

Daki subconsciously wanted to answer the iron ball, but when he thought about the question just now, he swallowed the answer back.

This person is really bad, he lied to himself the first time, and wants to lie to himself the second time?

impossible!

So the real answer is watermelon!

Daki just wanted to say this answer, but seeing Qi Bai with a smirk on his face, he swallowed the answer again.

After thinking about it, I said cautiously: "I can hit my head with an iron ball and a watermelon, can I have a try?"